[ SECRET POST #2632 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2632 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Game of Thrones]


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[Patrick Stump / Fall Out Boy]


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[Men in Black, Agent Coulson]


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[Twin Peaks]


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[Defenders of Berk/How To Train Your Dragon 2]


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07.
[Lily Allen]


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[Attack on Titan]


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[The Brittas Empire]


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10.
[Panic! at the Disco]


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[Frozen]













Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[(Anonymous)]

We've had similar threads, but I'm asking specifically for pairings that were/are canon. Pairings the show is clearly pushing also count.

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[(Anonymous)]

Oldie, but Ross/Rachel. I realize the show was probably famous partly because of the Ross/Rachel drama, I didn't watch the show until very recently and I knew all about it, but I just hated both characters when they were together, whether a couple, USTing, or breaking up/fighting. The sad thing is there's some episodes where they act like just normal friends, and they're perfect together that way. But things get sexy and they turn into horrible people.

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[(Anonymous)]

Damn near every pairing in Inuyasha, but especially Miroku/Sango. It was just so forced and his constant sexual harassment of her was disgusting.

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[kaijinscendre]

All of them. But mostly House/Cuddy and Bones/Booth. Mostly because they made the show terrible.

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[sarillia]

I'm still not fond of Aang and Katara. I don't mind them getting together later but a 12 year old and a 14 year old is creepy to me. I just start thinking of what middle school was like, the 6th graders and the 8th graders and it's kind of uncomfortable.

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[vethica]

I'm still pissed about Sora/Yamato. :|

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[philstar22]

Ron/Hermione: I just don't get why either of them would want to be with someone who makes them so miserable. I get that its the trope, but I honestly can't imagine wanting to be with someone I got into screaming matches with over everything. So I guess I get shipping it but I don't get the actual relationship.

Doctor/Rose: He's more than 900 years old. She's 19. I get the attraction between them but not why it was actual love and not just creepy.

Hook/Emma: Ugh. No. This is the only canon ship in any of my current fandoms that I actively loath. There are lots of canon ships I don't ship, but this one makes me actively sick. I don't get it, I don't want to get it, and every scene they have together on screen I skip over.

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[rubbertea]

Castle/Beckett. I never saw it coming and afaik I'm the only one who doesn't ship it.
Also Remus/Tonks. That one legit came out of nowhere.

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[mekkio]

Spike and Buffy

*drops mic and walks off*

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[(Anonymous)]

Warning - spoiler for The Mindy Project (since it aired relatively recently, I think in late January).

The Mindy Project: Danny/Mindy. Danny still seems to barely tolerate her, and Mindy's actually more vain this season, which sucks for character development, but that's another issue. I actually like the idea of them further down the line, when Danny's less cocky and Mindy's less... Mindy, but it's way too soon.

Buffy: Buffy/Spike OR Buffy/Angel. Seriously, I wish we'd seen single!Buffy far more often. Why can't a strong female character be single on occasion?(I also wish we'd seen Anya/Spike instead. God, could you imagine Xander?)

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[feotakahari]

I never figured out what the deal was with Carla and Lucas in Indigo Prophecy. It sort of makes sense on Lucas's part if you see it as a rebound from Tiffany's death, but what does Carla see in him?

(Though I suppose you could say the deal is David Cage. David Cage is the deal in a lot of the issues with David Cage games.)

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[diet_poison]

This is not by any means a unique answer, but Korra/Mako. Ugh. Just stop. Go away.

Mako/anyone is just awful though

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[(Anonymous)]

Stiles/Lydia. It hasn't happened yet, but the show is doing everything in its power to shove it down everyone's throats and nope. Nopenopenopenope. No thank you.

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[(Anonymous)]

All the canon pairings in Harry Potter. Those books would have been so much better without romance. Rowling sucks at writing it.

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[(Anonymous)]

Any pairing where the woman is a proven slut in canon.

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[making_excuses]

Chase/Cameron from House MD, actually pretty much any pairing in House...

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[badass_tiger]

Discworld: Tiffany/Preston. Not even saying it as a shipper of Tiffany/Roland. I get what Pterry was trying to do and showing that Tiffany and Roland couldn't work out, but it was done badly. I felt that they were two people who had a lot in common and clicked immediately but I felt like Tiffany was still too hung up on Roland by the end of the book for Tiffany and Preston to feel anything proper towards each other.

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[cakemage]

Chakotay/Seven never happened. That was all just a fucked-up regeneration dream caused by Seven's alcove randomly malfunctioning. When she woke up and realized that none of it was real she sighed with relief and set about fixing her alcove so that nothing like that could ever happen again. She never spoke of it to anyone, either, because the idea of her dating Chakotay was just too ridiculous to even give a second thought.

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[(Anonymous)]

Tony/Ziva -- the show was always trying to play the "will they/won't they" game, and all I could think was, "why would they?"

Riker/Troi - my god, they were a boring, passionless couple.

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[queerwolf]

Lydia/Aiden (Teen Wolf)- sure Lydia was trying to forget Jackson leaving but couldn't she have picked someone better? Who didn't murder her friends?

Veronica/Piz (Veronica Mars)- he's like Duncan 2.0 and while that may be who V wanted to be again, it's not who she was anymore.

Willow/Kennedy (Buffy)- just no

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[forgottenjester]

Spock/Uhura. Star Trek movie reboot. I think it could work and I've seen fics make it work beautifully. However, what I've seen on screen has made me go, "whut?" I do not understand it.

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Jordan/Woody
Tauriel/Legolas/Kili
Grissom/anybody but Hodges
Just about anything on Agents of SHIELD.
Bones/Booth

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[(Anonymous)]

The first one that jumps to mind for me is from .hack//G.U.-- Haseo/Atoli. Nothing against either one of them as individual characters, but their personality clashes were so severe and their self-esteems were so crippled that I can't even begin to see it as anything less than a poisonous disaster. A perfect example of meaning well and being toxic all at the same time.

Also, Glee-- literally the only canon pairing that I was at all happy with at any point was Mike/Tina, but they managed to ruin that too. Zero of those canon pairings/pushed pairings sit well with me.

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[otakugal15]

Captain Swan.

No. Just no. And I'm really fucking pissed he

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didn't help get Henry's memories back, only Emma's. You can damn well BELIEVE Neal would have done so.

Re: Canon Pairings You Don't Get

[ryttu3k]

They've already all been mentioned - Remus/Tonks, Korra/Mako, and Seven/Chakotay. Nope. NOPE. Remus/Tonks was completely invisible and felt randomly shoved in, Seven/Chakotay should have never existed, and the only ship I have for Mako is Mako/foreveralone.