[ SECRET POST #2680 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2680 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Doctor Who]


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[Caroline Forbes, The Vampire Diaries]


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[Once Upon a Forest]


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[Samurai Flamenco]


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06.
[Psalms of Planets Eureka seveN]


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[British comedian Sue Perkins]


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[Monsterkind]


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[Game of Thrones]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 046 secrets from Secret Submission Post #383.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

General comments:

(If the thread contains triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

Old, Old fan fics you wrote that you still remember

[ex_mek82]

The other day, I recalled an ancient FF7 fan fic I wrote when I was about 12-13. It was one where Barrett started up his own version of the A-Team (complete with the 'helluva fast' van) and... it was pretty much your bog standard crackfic that you'd find every few feet on FF.Net at the time (it was 1999-2000ish). Sadly, the original fic is no longer up (not sure if that's a good or bad thing. I'd have loved to see it roasted on fanfiction_txt, but it was a "nice" walk down memory lane none the less.

So FSers, what are your "old shames"/things you can't believe you actually wrote?

Re: Old, Old fan fics you wrote that you still remember

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, man, I wrote some horribly embarrassing wincest fic back in the day. Just horribly written, OOC, bizarre crap. They're all off the internet (as far as I know) and I am forever grateful for that.

Re: Old, Old fan fics you wrote that you still remember

[kaijinscendre]

Easy for me to remember! I wrote three terrible fanfics that were an RP background for my WoW character. They are still online. Eh. He. He.

Re: Old, Old fan fics you wrote that you still remember

[(Anonymous)]

You remember those standardize tests that you had to take? I wrote a Yu Yu Hakusho gen fanfic for the writing portion in middle school iirc. It was the only fanfic I wrote and it embarasses me to this day.

Re: Old, Old fan fics you wrote that you still remember

[loracarol]

Oh dear

uh

a lot of really dumb Inuyasha fics in 2005, couple of dumb Naruto fics in 2007... A lot of song fics, like, one with Inuyasha mooning over Kagome, and trying to decide if he should apologize or not, to the song "Because I Love Her" from one of the Swan Princess movies, but IDK which one anymore.

At least one really bad attempted-smut-that-didn't-actually-turn-out fic for the Disney Animated Kink Meme, because I didn't know what I was doing, and was too afraid to do the research. Thank goodness I posted that one anonymously. :D

Re: Old, Old fan fics you wrote that you still remember

[(Anonymous)]

I don't remember much about it, and it's long gone, but ages and ages ago I wrote a Kim Possible fanfic involving Kim's evil twin "Kim Popsicle". Dr. Drakken also had a "good twin" called "Dr. Drak", and the only thing I remember from the fic is that he was introduced holding up a sign that said so. Also, I was convinced Shego was spelled "Sheego". That was, I believe, the first fanfic I ever posted anywhere. Fun times.

Re: Old, Old fan fics you wrote that you still remember

[fingalsanteater]

I'm not really ashamed, but I did have some horrible handwritten in a spiral notebook Digimon and Pokemon Sue fic. The Digimon one was like 20 pages of me being in love with Matt and being bros with Izzy and bashing the fuck out of Tai. It was the quintessential Sue-fic you write when you are 10-11. The Pokemon one I never finished, but I was in love with Ash for some reason. Thank fuck I didn't have the internet back then because my shitty OCs (I had sooo many Digimon ones) would have been all over geocities.

Re: Old, Old fan fics you wrote that you still remember

[ginainthekingsroad]

I have HP fic from when I was around 14 (2003) still up on ff.net. The worst part is that it's the conclusion to an elaborate headcanon that I only ever posted that part of. There was more of it that I wrote and never shared, and a TON of corresponding artwork. So embarrassing!

There's also some slightly later stuff still up that I'm much prouder of- the Hermione/Draco thing for the sheer length of the thing (17k+, still the longest thing I've ever written); and the Victorian Hogwarts stuff because it involved a lot of research.

Re: Old, Old fan fics you wrote that you still remember

[rubbertea]

oh, goodness. i just remembered this fic i started back in 2009. it was a hp gen fic where kingsley shacklebolt becomes head of hogwarts. it wasn't in english, because my english was really shitty at the time (i was 15), and it was pretty terrible. i had a thing for witty descriptions, so i tried to describe everything in the wittiest way i could think of, even really mundane things like eating a sandwich or going to sleep.
so basically kingsley had to find new staff because all of them retired at the same time (except the defense against the dark arts one, of course), and that was a very convenient excuse to put all of my favorite characters in the same place. so you had oliver wood as the quidditch teacher, charlie as the care of magical creatures teacher, etc. it was really fun to write, but i realize now that it was probably pretty terrible.

Re: Old, Old fan fics you wrote that you still remember

[(Anonymous)]

All Harry Potter.

- A fic where Sirius came back from the dead as an angel or ghost (this was left ambiguous) to save Remus's daughter from him, because she'd accidentally walked in while he was transforming.

- A Romeo and Juliet parody with Ron and an OC, who was a Slytherin. In my defense, this was early on in fandom when it wasn't such a cliche.

- A songfic to Sarah McLachlan's "Arms of an Angel." (Or is it Arms of the Angel? I always forget.)

What was wrong with me?

Birthdays

[(Anonymous)]

Since mine's coming up soon, it nade me curious about when everyone else's birthdays are. Mine's May 14th. When's yours?

Non-fandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

Go go go!

So, what is a brony?

[(Anonymous)]

Because I've always just taken it to mean boys and men who like MLP, much like boys, girls, men and women also like Batman and Transformers cartoons. But the reactipn every time they're mentioned has me wondering if I'm mistaken. (I've also heard girls say they're bronies in the same way that dude has become a sort of unisex term, which confuses me even more.)

[insert comment here]

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.spanishdict.com/translate/quilar
http://translation.babylon.com/spanish/to-english/quilar/
http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/spanish-english/quilar

From what I know of Spanish, this means that "te quila" is a slightly grammatically incorrect but probably still understandable order to go fuck yourself.

Anyone here have weird/fucked up families?

[(Anonymous)]

But not abusive/neglectful. Just really weird (or full of criminals or family drama, etc).

Australian Marsupial week

[cuteanimalpics]

Hello everyone! I've decided that this week is going to be Australian Marsupial week! I'm mostly trying to grab lesser known marsupials, so no kangaroos, but I hope you still enjoy!

Today is the Australian Numbat. :)

Random Rant

[(Anonymous)]

There comes a time when no amount of woobie tragic faces will save a character when they KEEP MAKING THE SAME GODDAMN MISTAKES. For the love of Someone. You made this exact -exact- mistake two seasons ago, honey! It didn't end well! For the love of gods and little fishes, why do some people never learn.

This rant brought to you by woobie trying-to-be-ex-villains that I love and adore and want to punch repeatedly in the face for the next four episodes until they wake the fuck up.

Ahem. We apologise for the interruption, and now return you to your regularly scheduled viewing.

Comics

[(Anonymous)]

You've had some secrets about comics lately, so let me ask: have you guys picked up any new (really or to you) comics lately?

f!s, what do you look like??

[diet_poison]

I've been making noise about making this thread for a while. Finally got off my butt and went to look for pictures of me that I like that aren't on Facebook. :P

If you feel comfortable, post a reply here of what you look like irl. If you're not comfortable, that's fine! Anons are welcome to participate - link to a pic, etc.

What are your neighbors like?

[(Anonymous)]

I live next to a City of San Francisco aqueduct right-of-way, so basically an empty lot, and a quiet dude who likes cars. On the other hand, my friend two blocks down lives next to a bunch of loud partiers with dogs that get into his yard and scare his rabbit. It's amazing, how two houses in the same neighborhood can have such different neighbors.

What are your neighbors like, Fandom Secrets?

Battlestar Galactica

[(Anonymous)]

I really want to try watching this show, but the first few episodes of it haven't really grabbed me. Can anyone 'sell it to me'/give me motivation to keep watching it?

Horrible Food/Beverages

[(Anonymous)]

So, I just tried a new(ish?) Sam Adams beer. And it tasted like smoked meat. Don't get me wrong, I like smoked meat. But my beer should not taste like it. I had to pour it out because it was so terrible. Anyway. What are some foods/beverages that were so revolting to you that you couldn't finish them?

Ah. So I see DC is still trying to catch up with Marvel

[(Anonymous)]

A TV show in Gotham. http://youtu.be/0d1zpt6k5OI

Which I expect will be in no way related to any of the other DC universes.

It's my birthday today!

[leikomgwtfbbq]

Post cute animal pictures for me :D