[ SECRET POST #4003 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4003 ⌋

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Comments

[fscom]

General comments:

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Come nominate an animated movie!

[kaijinscendre]

Come nominate a movie!

And remember we are watching The Nightmare Before Christmas this weekend!

If I don't reply it is because I finished my soup and am sleeping. I was lucky enough to get a stomach bug on my second day of work (when they were doing the catered company lunch!).

Is it gay...

[thewakokid]

Is it gay to make origami flowers? I got an origami book for my birthday, and while most of it was garbage - Like "Fold paper diagonally... TaDa! You have made a pyramid!" - there was a really cool flower design that I've been practising at work with post=its. Well, my team leader - very blokey type of bloke. Thinks there's something wrong with me that I play vidya instead of going out and getting drunk every night like normal blokes, you know the type - saw this, asked what the fuck I was making, and when I told him gave me this look like "I don't remember saying I wanted an out homosexual on my team", then asked the girls on the team what they thought of men folding paper flowers.

So I gotta ask, even if you have stage 5 normie-ism, how un-macho is origami flowers. Is it time I learn to apply body glitter and learn to dance to techno music?

Re: Is it gay...

[(Anonymous)]

I don't respect the question and I refuse to answer it or recognize its validity.

Re: Is it gay...

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, you're being infected with the gay virus as we speak. Pinging every gaydar in the bistate area. It can only be cured with consensual sex between you and a maiden of 90 years.

Re: Is it gay...

[soldatsasha]

I make origami shit when I'm bored. I'm also the twinkiest slav to ever prance out of the eastern bloc.

You can decide what that means for your masculinity on your own.

Re: Is it gay...

[(Anonymous)]

I fold paper flowers. No one's ever called me gay for it. Girls like them and ask if they can keep them and seem happy when I say go ahead.

Jokes on them, I'm gay. So to answer your question, yes.

Re: Is it gay...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm mostly gay and I have little to no interest in origami and can't do it for crap when I've tried.

Re: Is it gay...

[raspberryrain]

Remember when being gay was about what kind of sex you had? Oh, wait, that was never really the case, was it?

OK, so because labels like this are now some kind of socially constructed nonsense, I think this just makes you Japanese and/or a virgin.

Re: Is it gay...

[(Anonymous)]

It's not gay. I'm shit at origami and I'd be hella impressed if a dude I was interested in knew how to make intricate paper flowers and stuff.

Re: Is it gay...

[(Anonymous)]

The idea that there are activities that are considered "unmanly" and "gay" for men to do just pisses me off to no end. Your team leader sounds like a dumbass. (I mean, gay sex is gay, and giving birth is un-male, but if it's not a definitively gay or female act, then it's not unmanly or gay.)

But will other dumbasses possibly agree with your team leader that a man folding origami flowers is unmanly and "gay"? Yeah, they may well.

Re: Is it gay...

[takaraikarin]

It's unmacho to be so insecure with machoness

Re: Is it gay...

[(Anonymous)]

No, being gay has nothing to do with origami. If you're male and you don't have sex with males, or want to, you're not gay.

I assume your boss (and you, I guess) really mean "is it unmasculine?"

I wish people didn't conflate homosexuality with breaking gender stereotypes (in regards to anything other than who you have sex with). There are masculine gay guys and feminine lesbians, and feminine straight guys and masculine straight girls.

Re: Is it gay...

[(Anonymous)]

You tell that dickweed that origami was invented by the samurai, and they were metal as fuck. They'd sooner slice open their own guts than look foolish, and they appreciated a small example that the world could be delicate and beautiful.

Because when it wasn't paper cranes and kitties, it was full of rape and murder and plagues and centipede demons crawling out of the mouth of hell to eat your whole family for six generations.

Re: Is it gay...

[(Anonymous)]

Your team leader has issues. You should make origami flower crowns for everyone and go right past “gay man” to “straight woman that hangs out on tumblr who graduated from photoshopping flower crowns on her faves to giving them real ones at cons.” Okay, so it’s an outmoded meme, but so is calling random shit like origami gay. When you host an orgy at a gay bar, then maybe team leader dude would have a point.

Is it gay...

[thewakokid]

If a man places a fleshlight shaped like womens genitals up his bottom, and then another man comes along and, without making physical contact with the first man, has full sex with said fleshlight, in situ. Is that gay?

Re: Is it gay...

[soldatsasha]

So long as balls aren't touching, no.

Re: Is it gay...

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Anyone who can take a fleshlight is likely either gay or an extreme-penetration fetishist. So you're beyond gay.

This is a thing I didn't know about, but wish I had:

[thewakokid]

https://www.reddit.com/r/TittyDrop/

Fandom / Entertainment / Squee Thread

[(Anonymous)]

Change the title as appropriate

talk or squee about any fandom stuff you want

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't know Disney was even making this! https://youtu.be/2ktuvx9hrMw

Top Chef

[philstar22]

Is anyone watching this season?

Upcoming animated films

[hamimi_fk]

This is a little old but I heard Illumination got the rights to make a Super Mario Bros movie and I'm so lowkey excited about this. I also found out they're doing Cat in the Hat. x333

Also, anyone seen about Smallfoot coming out next year? My son loves Bigfoot crap and we're both SO on board for this film. xD

What is something stupid you wasted more than a week on...

[(Anonymous)]

to learn?

Why Do You Ship What You Ship

[(Anonymous)]

Why do you ship the things that you ship? Is it just because they're hot together? Is it because they're nice to each other, or mean to each other?

Either with specific ships you like, or more general patterns that you've noticed