[ SECRET POST #649 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #649 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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103.
[Angels in America]


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104.
[Transformers; Optimus Prime]


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105.


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106.
[Hugh Jackman (as Wolverine from X-Men)]


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107.
[One Piece; Sanji/Usopp]


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108.


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109.
[Batman; Scarecrow vs Cillian Murphy]


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110.
[Jesus Christ Superstar; Homestar Runner]


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111.
[Code Geass]


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112.
[Supernatural]


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113.
[Yamane Ayano?]


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114.


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115.


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116.
[One Piece; Roronoa Zoro]


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128.


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132.
[Metalocalypse, Charles Ofdensen]


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133.
[FLCL]


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135.


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136.


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137.
[World of Warcraft]


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138.


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139. [repeat]


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140.
[Gintama]


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141.
[Disney's Tarzan]


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142.


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143.
[Eyeshield 21]


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146.


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147.
[Harry Potter & Death Note fanfiction]


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148. [repeat]


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149.


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150.
[Metalocalypse; Axis Powers Hetalia]


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151.
[Katekyo Hitman Reborn!]


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152.


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153.
[Queer as Folk]


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154.
[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]


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157.
[Chronicles of Narnia]


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158.


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159.
[Pirates XXX]


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160.
[Professor Layton and the Curious Village]


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162.


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163.
[Yami no Matsuei]


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166.
[Avatar]


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167.
[Ouran; Nekozawa]



Notes:

CITY STUFF → http://lolbuttsex.myminicity.com/

Secrets Left to Post: 06 pages, 146 secrets from Secret Submission Post #093.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

162

[(Anonymous)]

This? Is how I feel about Supernatural. "Oh noez if I like it I'll be seen as a trollicious Wincest-shipping douchebag"! Overgeneralisation much?

[super-robyn.livejournal.com]

129. It's called an opinion. And besides, what if I don't want to watch the classic series? Maybe I'm happy with Ten, Rose, Martha, Donna, Captain Jack, etc.

Still haven't seen the episodes with the Master yet, but I hear good things. ;)

[fenm.livejournal.com]

129. It's called an opinion.

Yes, but you can't really say she's the best companion if you've only watched 4 of the shows 30+ seasons, now can you? There were nearly 30 companions before the new series started; if you don't bother learning anything about them, you can't really say Rose is better than all of them.

149, 155

[erinmar13.livejournal.com]

149--call me when you grow up, we can totally hang.

155--i've seen all 3, i support your ignorance of that one. it was...disappointing that they were so...old and boring. and i love maria bello, but she just can't hold a candle to rachel weisz's evy.

[etherealtsuki.livejournal.com]

101. D: I never passed it. Now I have an urge to do so now. I still have my Gameboy Advance.

105. Whoa, you work in a shitty office. My old office was more like The Office than that. But the tediousness does get to you though.

113. That probably is Yamane, but small pic is SMALL. People like it because it's a guilty pleasure. Personally, I wouldn't put her on "read for plot" list of BL authors.

122. What about shows that actually have incest in them or heavily implied ones? Honestly no one type of relationships cheapen the other or whatever. And best friends do fall in love too and not one ship every pair of friends they see, blah blah blah. Meh, I don't even ship incest non-canon pairings and I'm extremely picky about the canon pairings too.

141. FFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Totally off topic but I just realized that Agon Kongo from Eyeshield 21 looks exactly like Disney's Tarzan. On topic, I hope you're working towards that, not wait on it.

143. I do. ;_; Although I'm collecting the US official releases on this series. Seriously, I don't care what shit I'll get for saying this but this is the best shounen manga in Jump right now. There were times I shed tears (which is hard for me to do in fiction, let alone a shounen manga) and been in an emotional roller coster. If it ends soon, I'm just going to read the scanlations, dammit so I can cry along with whatever fans left.

150. LOL, I don't know but that's cute....

151. Well, I guess I lost your respect then. Oh well. I think "lose respect" over FICTION of all things are pretty silly and immature.

159. Jesus, I remember this movie commercials playing constantly on late night on Comedy Central and that it won a lot of adult video awards. Why do I know what, I don't know.

162. Not all anime fans are socially awkward and keeping reps are kinda stupid unless you're running for public office or hiding a sexual kink. I don't care if you don't want to like anime, it's not for everyone but don't pass it over something unfounded like that.

163. IAWTSx10^10

164. Whoa... Nah, I could never see them more than friends/maybe sibling-like relationship. But I am upset that Neville and Luna never ended up together. I know I could ignore that Luna married another guy and became a hippie but STILL....

Not!Secret #1: Wait, getting beat up by a girl is being a wealking? Ha ha, oh wow.

143 op

[(Anonymous)]

(Your right about 41- annoying as it is- CAN'T UNSEE D;

Teehee, in terms of characters, developement, art and being overall enjoyable FUCK YES Eyeshield 21 is the -best- (sorry One piece ;.; -i like Bleach as well but meh)

REPEAT #3

[(Anonymous)]

What I want to know is why it's hot non-con sex that everybody wants.

Why can't it be hot angry sex?

Or hot normal sex?

Or even just carefully-pre-planned but-no-less-hot fantasy-fulfillment sex?

And what's worse is that this is not the first, or second, or even third time I've seen this kind of secret. When did watching someone get degraded, hurt, traumatised, and possibly injured against their will become the normal thing to want? What do you hate about that character (or, in some twisted self-identification way, yourself) so damn much that you would wish it on them? Where is your empathy? Because, seriously. I understand personal rape fantasies. Most people have them. But even then there's an element of control and safety; you know deep down that it's someone you're familiar with, trusting them with your permission to stick to a given situation. Even when I read a fanfiction and it involves non-con, I consider it a terrifying, depressing element, and I feel horrible for the one experiencing it.

You don't go up to couples you know and wish rape upon them--or at least, I desperately hope you don't. I have to wonder why it's acceptable to do it to a fictional character.

God, I know this is going to get mistaken for someone being a troll, and I know others have probably had the same bitchfit I'm having. And, hey, it'll probably cause wank, too. But this just really bugs me and I had to soapbox for a moment because otherwise I'm not sure I could live with myself for being quiet. Ugh. Ugh, ugh, ugh.

Re: REPEAT #3

[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

It bugs me that they say "hot non-con sex" instead of "rape," I'll tell you that much...

I see where you're coming from. I think it's intersting that you make a distinction between personal rape fantasy and the sort of... I guess voyeuristic action of watching someone be raped. Seems like it would be a very useful distinction, but how valid is it?

167, N!S3

[megglez13.livejournal.com]

167. Ho'shit, where did you find that many icons of him?? I can never find any... ;_;
N!S3. OH GOD, NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT EITHER

143

[greeneyedlady.livejournal.com]

I care!!! I care!!! ES21 is glorious and deserves a bigger fandom! Whoever you are secret poster, I love you.

143 op

[(Anonymous)]

ILY TOO!

Even more because you have a RUI ICON! ;.; He better show up before it ends or i will baw my lungs out

[(Anonymous)]

122. BUT WHAT IF THEY LOOK HOT TOGETHER

151. I love secrets like this because it gives me flashbacks to grade school. "You like this one thing that I hate WE CAN NEVER BE FRIENDS. >:("

162. This is why the smart fans supress their power levels.

159

[(Anonymous)]

Does this movie just contain straight porn? I couldn't find any detailed reviews, although this line from Wikipedia made me laugh: Some scenes were shot on a real life sailing ship, a St. Petersburg, Florida-based replica of the HMS Bounty. The owners of the ship were not aware of the true nature of the film as they were advised that the film being made was a "Disney-type pirate film for families."

Re: 159

[drazzi.livejournal.com]

Straight and lesbian porn, yep. No man lovings.

111, 130, 166

[typhlogirl.livejournal.com]

111. I agree aslkjdalskdjalskdj >_>

130. FUCK YEAH METALLICA

166. Hakoda and Ozai are easily the hottest guys on that show, trufax.

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[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

Iroh is way sexier than Ozai. I like a man who knows how to play a giant... fire nation... tuba-thing.

[anbyrobanby.livejournal.com]

101, if i'm honest, i kinda thought the ending was lame =/
118, that's actually a pretty awesome secret :D
121, don't we all?
129, obviously, unless you're into trashy romance stories
136, ...again, wouldn't we all?
138, ahhhh yes, the dreamstone. a friend of mine recently brought this on dvd.
147, fair point made well
164, to be fair, ginny should have the relationship and harry can just sit in the armchair with a wifebeater vest and a butterbeer.

[denisitap.livejournal.com]

109. Yes, you're right. I only like Cillian Murphy's Crane. (I am shallow)

112. I would hate it if one of my favorite actors were treated like our fandom treats Gen. Anyway, we're not all haters ♥.

113. Noooooooooo. She is AMAZING!

116. *rolf* Then, I'd hit on Sanji.

120. Yeah, they are. But, is she the only girlfriend he's had?.

[(Anonymous)]

Icon-love

[(Anonymous)]

155. THIS. SO HARD. I was (and still am to a degree) in love with the first film, and enjoyed the second. I was even fairly active in that fandom at on point.

I have never been quite as bitter about a film as I am about that piece of crap. To the point where I vandalized a poster for the film in a fit of tipsy rage. I refuse to see it and I refuse to acknowledge it as canon.

145.

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

LOL

Re: 145.

[(Anonymous)]

NO ONE LEAVES JED BARTLES

[jaclynhyde.livejournal.com]

102. If you don't understand the concept of personal taste, I think you're intellectually challenged.
105. That summary is kind of beautiful.
108. ♥
109. Oh, good, we haven't gotten nearly enough of this with the Joker.
117. On a vaguely related note, I utterly loathe the word "phony" because of Catcher in the Rye...
119. Heeeee.
112. Nope, no one who ships incest pairings/best friends has any strong non-romantic bonds in real life. You got it.
123. ...I can't disagree.
127. It's personal interpretation--certainly nothing to do with reading the canon wrong. Just stick to the ships you do like and ignore this one.
136. Awesome.
142. Doesn't a huge chunk of the fandom think this?
144. That's kind of awesome.
154. I don't actively ship them, but they are so unbelievably adorable.
163. Thank you.

[sarolynne.livejournal.com]

106 - Okay, not so much directed at you. I'm going to assume the irony quotes are because you realize the idea that "real" men have hair is a stereotype. But damn it anyway, that bugs me. It's like when people say that "real" women have curves. Men are real men, regardless of how much hair they're capable of growing or choose to keep. Women are real women, no matter what shape they are. /peeve

122 and 134 - It's not about you. Seriously. It's not about your relationships. Quit projecting the fact that you--and many, many, many other people--can have relationships with friends and family without sex in real life on other people's make believe porn.

165 - It makes me happy to see a positive Naruto secret for once. And someone who even likes the plot too! Maybe it's not gold, but... ah, whatever. I think it's fun and interesting, even if it gets a little silly. That's all I ask from my shounen anime.

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[trustyoursins.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU. I wanted to say this but you said it better than I ever could. ♥ AND A BIG BOWL OF AGREEMENT ON YOUR RESPONSE TO 106, TOO!

161.

[kazzisato.livejournal.com]

Seriously, friend me. You think exactly the same way i do.

Re: 161.

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

I am extremly wanting the OP to make the shadow accont and post the porn. Waaaaant. [graby hands]

[bonsoirdollface.livejournal.com]

121) I HAVE SEEN THIS TROLL

IN REAL LIFE

askldfhasklghsklfgh

107

[bamf-girl.livejournal.com]

Are you referring to friends or fandom? I like that pairing, I just never speak about it, heh.

164.

[(Anonymous)]

oh my god, i just want to tell you how much i love you because HARRY/LUNA OTP FOR LIFEEEEEEEE.

Re: 164.

[(Anonymous)]

Harry/Luna r here

http://www.caliga_rpg.livejournal.com

[van.livejournal.com]

122. I certainly don't think that there can't be a close relationship between friends or siblings. But in the same vein, it doesn't mean that I can't see best friends or siblings being romantic/sexual, either. I can always ship a pairing in fanfic and not think it's canon. There's a big difference. I also have no interest in my own siblings. What a concept.

123. And here I thought I was the only one who wanted Brig/Jamie! I'd read it! Please write it? :D

129. This secret makes me so happy. I hope it is Polly we are referring to. :D I also hope I know who you are.

154. I adore them as a couple too. As a bisexual, it pisses me off so much that Willow went on her "LESBIAN" kick. She's not a lesbian, sorry. She's bisexual, and that's okay. She may prefer women, but she loved Oz and being with Oz and that will never change. Therefore: bisexual. Sigh. Congrats on your potentially superior relationship too. :)

162. I was into anime for years from like 1995-2002ish and eventually moved on to non-anime fandoms and cringe like hell looking back on myself. I hate most new series and feel similar to you. But there are a few that I do still like, and, you know. I just watch them on my own, without being in fandom. I know that isn't what you want, but I just wanted to say. It's perfectly possible to enjoy an anime series or two without turning into a headband-wearing, mindless, retarded otaku. :/

154

[beckaandzac.livejournal.com]

AMEN.

[zidane.livejournal.com]

101. ... I think I'm the only one who was omgsohappy that Link could go home to Hyrule again.

122. Yeah I'm going to come right out and agree with this. I am a pretty shippy person, yeah, but I do enjoy platonic relationships just as much, if not moreso, than romantic ones.

159. I keep meaning to see that, but I can never find it. I want high-budget pirate porn :'(

[(Anonymous)]

limewire. xD

I just finished watching it. :3

151

[binnin.livejournal.com]

o__0 I think it's a shit load of a lot better than other series. It's really no different than having watched and enjoyed Sailor Moon in middle school. Or Dragon Ball Z. Or Naruto. (Granted, I don't like Naruto, but I sure as hell don't lose respect for people who enjoy it.)

No, it's NOT the best series out there, but damn it's not the worst. =|

I lost alllll your respect because I like something. Oh, I MIGHT have to go jump into a pile of broken glass.

Pity.

Re: 151

[trustyoursins.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU.

And also thank you for being the first person to respond to this series without going "I JUST LIKE IT 'COS THE BOYS ARE SO PRETTY EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT IT SUCKS." I mean... what the hell? =|

[sanae.livejournal.com]

122. "DO YOU PEOPLE NOT HAVE SIBLINGS OR SOMETHING? >:C". Woah, nobody's ever used that argument before! Ever!

...Seriously, liking fictional sister-on-sister lovin' does not mean I want to fuck my sister. Learn to differentiate between fiction and reality.

And yes I know IHBT.

[mahkia.livejournal.com]

And liking the occasional brother-on-brother when you're an only child does not mean you don't have a fucking clue. While I can see the OP's point of view, the generalization isn't to my taste. Fandoms and pairings are circumstantial; it depends on the person in question.

102, 106, 118, 130, 149

[graziaplena.livejournal.com]

102. Eh, I would say "imaginatively" challenged, rather than "intellectually." I think one could be quite intelligent and yet not be interested in (or have the ability to appreciate) dream-like imagery with dream-like logic. (And I say this as a fan -- he's not everyone's cup of tea, and nor should he be.)

106. Fuzzy is hot. Fortunately, the lack of fuzzy men in the media is more than made up for by the wealth of fuzzy men IRL.

118. That's cute. :)

130. Rock on, OP. Very cool.

149. The world needs more Deb love. ♥