[ SECRET POST #4877 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4877 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.



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02.
[Homestuck]


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03.
[Eternal Love, aka Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms]


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04.
[Phantom of the Opera]


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05.
[Assassin's Creed: Odyssey]


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06.
[Houseki no Kuni/Land of the Lustrous]


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07.
[The Willougbys]


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08.
[YouTuber: Micharah Tewers]


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09.
[hiveswap/homestuck/ms paint adventures]


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10.
[Black Widow: Bad Blood]















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 27 secrets from Secret Submission Post #698.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

... but you wouldn't mind if someone else made and submitted them for you! Fandoms and full character names are always helpful, I'll try to do my best to get the right image.


Note: Please don't leave a comment in this thread if you don't want it to be made into a secret.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I ship Maura Isles with all three Rizzoli siblings. Does this make me a bad fan? Or a bad ally/bi woman?

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

What I liked about the mandalorian was that it was a story that happened away from the main Star Wars plot, now that we are getting all this news about how all this previously established characters are going to show up I’m losing interest in the series.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Unless time travel is an essential part of the plot since the beginning I think using time travel is always a jump the shark moment.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Recently one of my irl friends said to me that she hates the “NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS” trope. I didn’t said anything but I thought it was so weird because a lot of her favorite female characters fall in this category or at least have that vibe.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't been able to watch The Masked Singer since early March. Not because of anything that happened on the show, or that I've lost interest, but I haven't been able to psych myself up for it since the Covid-19 outbreak.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

(power rangers spd and power rangers time force) I know that they didn’t mean to have Wes be Sky father, but they should have made it canon. It makes things more interesting.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Kamen Rider Decade is bad. The plot is mess and Tsukasa is a terrible protagonist.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I really enjoy the King of the Hill Ho Yeah podcast, but I wish the hosts wouldn't spend twenty to thirty minutes talking about other stuff before getting to talking about the episode. I get why they do it, but I wish there was some kind of button to skip forward to the actual content.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I've been watching The Mentalist and I love the show... except for anything that is even remotely related to Red John. It feels like I'm "doing it wrong" because he is the the reason Patrick Jane joined the team and also the "main antagonist" of the show, but I just can't be bothered to watch the episodes that deal with him.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Trigger Warning for rape: spoilers maybe? Old spoilers, though

I will never forgive Law and Order SVU for having Detective Benson tortured and sexually assaulted. It's a cheap bid for drama and just feels sleazy.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I know not-guilty verdicts happen and guilty people go free all the time but damn, that's not what I want in my fiction. I want justice, since it's so absent in the real world. There are episodes of Law and Order I won't watch for this reason. Maybe this makes me a baby but I don't find the gritty realism of injustice satisfying.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Stop calling your fics "fixit fics", if you are making even less sense than the canon writing. Just pushing your OTP together isn't fixing anything.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I have never cried at a Pixar or Disney movie before. I don't say that to be a hard-ass, I say it because I don't understand it - I mean, I cry at commercials! I should be a baby for these movies. They just never hit me like that.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I ADORE a song called "Oh Hannah" by Girl in Red. I think my friend Hannah would like it but here's the thing...it would totally suggest I'm in love with her, and she's straight and I'm bisexual. Here's the other thing - I kind of am.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I shipped Jim Hawkins with Silver from Treasure Planet.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I have the hots for Captain Amelia from Treasure Planet and she was one of my earliest signs of bisexuality.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I hate that it's not okay to call out any woman a bad feminist role model. Sometimes a spade is a spade, ya'll.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a bi woman with a major thing for big breasts that began thanks to high school watching. No, not porn. Well not only porn. At one point in ninth grade in the middle of the night I caught that animated show Striperella. I'm ashamed of the fact that the show still turns me on, so I keep it on my computer in my porn folder.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I recently found out about some old drama that involved a youtuber I like. From what it seems (even by his own account) he behaved like an absolute asshole towards somebody else for no adequate reason.

It... didn't really surprise me. What's driving me crazy is that I don't know if I feel this way because my subconscious could tell that he was always a bit of a dick or because I'm too used to "celebrities" behaving badly.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm glad Fandom Secrets isn't really concerned with RuPaul's Drag Race because damn...talk about problematic. I love it though, and I don't want to feel guilty for watching it.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'd rather have a straightforward Good vs. Evil conflict than a bad attempt at grey morality.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I enjoy true crime documentaries and podcasts, but only if they talk about completely solved cases.

Unsolved cases where nobody is sure what happened? Or even worse, cases where everyone knows who did it but they still walked free for some reason or another? I've tried to like them, but they always leave me with a sense of anxiety that can ruin my whole day.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I sort of resent being made to feel as if I should watch New Thing* just because lots of other people are watching New Thing*. People watch things for a lot of reasons that don’t necessarily include the fact that New Thing* is actually good, like for the spectacle, to alleviate boredom, for completionism, because someone they know watched it, to review it, to hatewatch, to troll others with, etc. I don’t mind people recommending New Thing* to other people if they like it (as long as they’re not pushy about it), but the everybody-else-is-doing-it-so-you-should-too argument really grates.

Sure, sometimes I’ll look into New Thing* because it is suddenly all over the place, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to want to watch it. I have sometimes ended up watching or at least trying New Thing* (only after I decided I might like it or find it interesting), often after the fact due to my resistance to the idea that I must watch it.

*where New Thing = Outer Banks, Tiger King, The Mandalorian, The Joker, The Haunting of Hill House, Hereditary, Stranger Things, The Good Place, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Game of Thrones, MCU, Breaking Bad, The Wire, The Walking Dead, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Community, whatever other media has become the zeitgeist in its time

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

People like to make fun of Adam Driver's big nose to argue he's ugly but to me? That's just a bicycle seat, baby.