[ SECRET POST #697 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #697 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Left to Post: 09 pages, 217 secrets from Secret Submission Post #100.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[filthe.livejournal.com]

149.You need a new flist 152.ia.

129, 132

[courtknee.livejournal.com]

129 - IDK if this is even a secret? BUT, whenever I watch Spongebob I always get a craving for McDonalds cheesburgers.

132 - I LOVE YOU AND YOUR FREAKAZOID! SECRET

Oh, and also...

[ayeayes.livejournal.com]

not!secret 1. AHAHAHAHA, awesome! Who wrote that? Probably a good thing it's screencapped before anyone edits it.

Re: Oh, and also...

[filthe.livejournal.com]

you cant edit what you say on 4chan

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

106. I don't much mind sounding like the Comic Book Guy. He's my favourite Simpsons character, anyway.

111. XD That sounds like an awesomely fun idea. If I ever get published, I'd wanna do that, too.

120. Cause I'm sure most people really hold your respect above their own opinions. You know, I just don't get that phrase. "I lose all respect for you" Seriously? All of it? Because of - not even one's taste in men - but one's taste in a Vampire boy? I mean, Twilight's dumb, but I rather like that kid. He's not really my type, but he's cute. I can see why other people like him. The idea that you hold yourself superior for finding a drawing more attractive is something that I really wouldn't brag about, by the by.

129. I always wonder that, too!

101, 111, 129, 145

[chaucerettescs.livejournal.com]

101. You summed up precisely the reason why I can't stop hating on Twilight. If it were just a silly, trashy vamp romance I could let it go, but hearing my tweve year old cousins talk about how romantic it is that Bella gave up her entire life/plans for college/tried to throw herself off a freaking cliff all for the sake of being with Edward "foreva!1OMG!1!" makes me so sad.

111. LOLOLOL I so would too! I'd post all kinds of crazy shit and then laugh when reviewers told me I'd gotten the characters all wrong.

129. Mm, I wonder that everytime a character eats one.

145. Seriously, Firefly is my only fandom where I don't slash anyone. Wash/Zoe is my only het ship, practically my OTP.

Re: 101, 111, 129, 145

[cleverthylacine]

I'm sorry, but people are not obligated to write only things that will give your twelve year old cousins the right ideas about how to handle their lives.

That would be...THEIR PARENTS' job.

And yours, if you choose to accept it.

I like Twilight, and if we get rid of every book that might make someone with insufficient guidance get the occasional wrong idea about life, we're not going to be left with a lot to read. It's actually kind of an interesting world, frankly, and I'm not about to give it up FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHYLLDRUN.

Besides, your twelve year old cousins are twelve. When they have boyfriends (or girlfriends) of their own, they'll discover for themselves that it's nice to have your own priorities, particularly if the REAL PEOPLE in their lives are supportive. I don't think your twelve year old cousins wanting to be Bella Swan has any bearing on what they will really do with their lives any more than my wanting to be Princess Leia when I was 12 did. I mean, realistically? Not a lot of job openings for smart mouthed royalty.

People who actually have lives don't give them up so easily. The task of parents and older relatives is to ensure that the kids get lives. If you have your own life, silly fantasy is still enjoyable, and when you say, "I wish..." you don't really mean it.

I mean honestly, I bitch that ten years of working in healthcare has yet to provide me with a Carlisle or even a Chase, but in reality I enjoy what I do with my own time so much that I hardly think about dating.

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[(Anonymous)]

131) Haha, amen.

141) Oh man, welcome to the internet. People are never happy unless they are wearing shit down.

146) True. Dayum, I am loving all these meta secrets.

152) It's smart...for a shounen anime/manga, that's about it, I'm afraid.

154) Sometimes I wish I had stayed with the whole Pokemon thing, I stayed a fan until I was almost 13 and the second gen had just come out. It's insane how new stuff keeps on coming out for the franchise.

167) Anything rather than exercise, eh? Our society depresses me sometimes, people will do anything, even starve themselves, before they consider getting up off their ass.

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[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

Tell me you're not really that fucking stupid.

[batty-gal.livejournal.com]

Not Secret #1 - NOooooooooooooooo! LOLOLOL why that picture to go with it? And Diagnosis and Treatment had me rolling!

101 - Agree. There's nothing wrong with showing signs of weakness, but to be a damned damsel-in-distress ALL the fucking time pisses me off.

111 - LOL

112 - I would actually watch something like that...

119 - Yes... some of the magic is lost to me now that I'm old enough to point out where something isn't right. Like the "Beauty and the Beast" movie -- just how many days were she away from town? And why didn't Princess Jasmine in Aladdin question why Aladdin -- who had supposedly been executed -- turned out to be alive?

128 - *snicker* I must admit, I was happy when Harvey Dent re-scarred his face in the comics. WTF self?

131 - I laughed more at the caption than the secret. And hey, I read the long ones!

152 - Have you read the series "Monster"? You may find it's much more engaging and intelligent. Or, you can watch the Anime -- which is basically a word-for-word adaptation of the manga.

157 - WTF? Spawn was black from the beginning, wasn't he? And why does it hurt you? Why is it difficult for you to get in the fandom because he's black? I'm black and in fandoms where there's no black characters at. all. Imagine that.

167 - I feel sorry for you. :(

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[donoka.livejournal.com]

120. That's an even worse photoshop than the promotional/poster pictures. Eer. Actually I take that back, seeing as the poster pics were supposed to be "professional".

138. lmao! [edit: I was lolling at her face, fyi]

140. Fuuuck you are tall, eek!

144. I really dislike this series, my friend made me watch it a couple of times. This was exactly what I wanted to say, teehee.

152. dey lyk it 4 da yaoi gewdness n da hawt emo bishiz!11. Joke...or am I ¦D. *shot*

165. My icon is needed.

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[(Anonymous)]

way to go being a moron

go eat a fucking sandwick

Re: 167

[(Anonymous)]

I wouldn't go around calling me a moron. Not when you can't even spell the word 'sandwich'. Nice try.

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[amazingblazes.livejournal.com]

Alias is my favorite TV show ever. I don't care that the last two seasons sucked. I don't care that sometimes (okay, most of the time) the storylines didn't make sense. I don't care about the giant plotholes.

It is still the Best. Show. Ever.

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[klmnumbers.livejournal.com]

lol it's one of my favs too. In college I stayed up til like 3am every day to watch it when they showed reruns on TNT. Then I bought the dvds. I loved seasons 1 & 2 so much. (and 3 tbh). Her interactions with Vaughn early on were so hot. Any time Michael Vartan spoke French, I died.

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[chicafrom3.livejournal.com]

Oh, honey. I get what you're trying to say, and I agree, but...seriously, take a closer look at Elphaba and please don't use her as a role model. I don't know if you're looking more at book or musical canon, but either way the girl has some serious issues and quite a lot of male-related issues, in large part related but not limited to her relationship with her father. And the fact that she turns into a hermit rather than let anyone forgive her for her mistakes. Uh, yeah.

And what's so great about Fiyero, anyway? Their completely undeveloped and never quite believable romance? The fact that he cheats on his wife without a second thought (in bookverse) or the fact that he agrees to marry Elphie's best friend and sekrit lover to keep from making too many waves (in musicalverse)?

Want something better for yourself. And if you're going to adopt Elphaba as your identification figure, go for it, but at least admit that comes part and parcel with issues, flaws, and failings.

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[(Anonymous)]

this x infinity

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[graciebird.livejournal.com]

138. Giant legs? Seriously? Fuck off.

157. Wow. Devastated? Mmmm...nope, sorry, still racist. Bonus word to the wise: When you're trying to prove how much you are NOT racist, don't talk about how many black friends you have and how much you love Will Smith and Urkel. It's not convincing.

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[(Anonymous)]

138. They look huge and scary in the video! All kicking and shit.

So you fuck off.

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[(Anonymous)]

did we read the same books about Elphaba? because, I don't know about you but chasing after a married man, having a baby by him and then treating the child like a slave isn't exactly the sort of behavior I'd want to exhibit as a 'strong, stubborn, independent' woman.

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[drivebywizard.livejournal.com]

FUCK YEAH GUN

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[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

101. best Twilight hate secret ever. :saves:

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[unmyeong.livejournal.com]

you think that b/c he is. :| ♥

N!S 1

[(Anonymous)]

This is hilarious and one of my favourite secrets ever. Love the diagnosis and treatment part.

[mickiekins.livejournal.com]

102. Jared needs waaaaay more love.

104. yeeeesss.

128. YES. i love two-face.

132. ME TOO. also, i've never thought of that, but you're totally right.

137. IKNORITE? ;_____;

wtf, there's a bunch of good secrets today.

[tragedy]

120. lol

152 rabble rabble about derp note

[monstersexual.livejournal.com]

Y SO SRS OP? Even if you think it's stupid, THERE IS A GOLD MINE OF LULZ TO BE HAD if you just let yourself have fun with it.
And it is a SHONEN manga after all. So for it's genre, I would say it is "smart." Then again, maybe I am BLIND WITH MY LOVE for that silly series.

Re: 152 rabble rabble about derp note

[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

Y SO SRS OP? Even if you think it's stupid, THERE IS A GOLD MINE OF LULZ TO BE HAD if you just let yourself have fun with it.

This is just too true.

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[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

127. Loved her. Damn Ben Affleck's sperm to hell.

130. But, according to some people, they're not even friends anymore. :(

131. LOL @ MOD'S RESPONSE, but IA, lol.

138. INORITE? Fierce is one thing, terrorizing alien is quite another.

144. One episode of Dean getting to have sex with a decent girl does not OTH make. Wtf, OTH. Normally, SPN secrets don't irritate me, but you're...special. OTH. *makes sour lemon face* OTH? wtf.

145. I totally agree, and can't ship those people, either.

157. But...why, exactly?

167. And are you happy?



.......OTH? WTF. *makes another face*

130 OP

[(Anonymous)]

That would explain a lot. It would suck too. But why would people think that they are not friends anymore? I've never seen anything that'd make me think so.

[nanyakanya.livejournal.com]

155. YOU ARE NOT ALONE, ANON. NOT ALONE AT ALL.

Though, personally, I lean a but more towards RyoxMassu, but MassuxPi is win too. Fuck, MassuxAnyone. Poor boy doesn't get enough love. :[

[ryahhime.livejournal.com]

TASUKI ICON<3

[honestys-easy.livejournal.com]

132. FREAKAZOID, FREE KAZOO

I never had a crush on Freakazoid, I always thought the was creepy. But Dexter...

137. All the good ones are sent to the 31st century.

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[dragoon1940.livejournal.com]

I just got introduced to that book series by a friend and I love it!

...are they seriously talking about making a movie out of it? Because British officers riding dragons into battle is fucking awesome.

OP (very late)

[(Anonymous)]

Peter Jackson optioned the rights, I heard. Doesn't mean it's getting made, just means that if it is, he's making it. And yes, yes it is.