[ SECRET POST #721 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #721 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

101.


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102.
[Hiroshi Tamaki;Gackt;Tadayoshi Okura]


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103.
[Rumor Has It/Simon and Garfunkel]


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104.
[Chip 'n Dale]


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105.
[Sarah McLachlan, "World on Fire"]


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106.
[Phoenix Wright Justice for All]


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107.
[17 Kids and Counting; Jon and Kate plus 8]


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108.


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109.


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110.


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111.
[Persona 4]


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112.


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113.


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114.
[Smallville]


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115.


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116.


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117.
[Tiny Toons]


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118.
[Alicia Sacramone]


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119.


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120.
[House]


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121.


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122.
[Dungeons and Dragons; Mage the Ascension]


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123.
[Merlin]


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124.
[Noel & Michael Fielding; The Mighty Boosh]


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125.
[Watchmen, The Day The Earth Stood Still]


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126.
[Shawn Spencer from Psych]


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127.
[Merlin, Torchwood]


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128.


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129.
[House]


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130.


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131.
[Victoria Beckham/Posh Spice]


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132.
[Temeraire Series]


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133.
[Ace Attorney]


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134.


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135.


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136.
[Captain America/Iron man]


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137.
[Fullmetal Alchemist (Winry), Serenity (Kaylee), Final Fantasy X (Rikku), Atlantis (Audrey)]


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138.


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139.


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140.


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141.


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142.
[It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]


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143.
[Digimon Tamers, Juri Kato]


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144.
[Torchwood, Dr. Horrible, Metal Gear Solid]


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145.


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146.
[Onani Master Kurosawa]


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147.


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148.
[Supernatural]


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149.
[Gossip Girl]


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150.


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151.
[Ferris Bueller's Day Off]


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152.
[Death Note: the Last Name]


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153.


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154.
[Gundam00]


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155.
[Robin Hood: Guy/Sheriff]


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156.
[bexless's MCR Priestverse (I Have Been All Things Unholy and Staring Through the Demons)]


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157.
[Digimon original series]


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158.
[In the Gloaming/Robert Sean Leonard]


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159.
[Candy Boy ONA]


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160.
[Soul Eater]


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161.
[Gurren Lagann]


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162.
[Sherlock Holmes/"Sherlock"]


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163.
[Supernatural]


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164.


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165.

[Genevieve Cortese, Wildfire, Supernatural]

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166.
[Mai HiME, Okuzaki Akira]


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167.
[Sweeny Todd movie]


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168.
[Sean Astin/Elijah Wood]


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169.
[Silent Hill: Homecoming]


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170.
[Trigun, Wolfwood]


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171.
[Moulin Rouge/Sound of Music]


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172.
[Avatar the Last Airbender, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Naruto]


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173.
[Mock the Week; Frankie Boyle]


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174.
[Whose Line Is It Anyway?, QI]



Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #103.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

159.

[(Anonymous)]

A horrible font for a horrible series.

[shampoo.livejournal.com]

107. YES, JON AND KATE SHOULD BE OSTRACIZED LIKE THE SEVENTEEN KIDS PEOPLE EVEN THOUGH THEY JUST WANTED ONE KID AT FIRST AND HAD TWINS AND THEN WANTED ANOTHER CHILD AND ACCIDENTALLY ENDED UP WITH SIX MORE. what the fuck, you dumbass? you want the woman to apologize for having a procedure that encourages multiple fetuses when she couldn't conceive naturally? jchrist. |: i get the seventeen kids and counting, but come the fuck on.

123. it's supposed to be fantasy, considering that it centers around a wizard. ||: i don't understand how you being a well-read scholar of arthurian legends should prevent you from watching a really fun and cute show.

148. iawtc. (but jo was pretty cool. :C)

165. WOW HER LIPS LOOK NICE IN THAT PICTURE. (:

[pkbitchgirl.livejournal.com]

John and Kate still don't deserve a TV show, though

152

[kazokuhouou.livejournal.com]

152. Okay, I kinda sympathise here (mostly because I worship Takeshi Kaga) but of all the things he did, THAT'S why you'll hate Light? He killed many people, including what would have been a happy family (Raye and Naomi) and his own girlfriend.

165

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah. I feel your pain. I'm not a Genevieve Cortese fan but I feel bad for any actress who gets cast as some sort of serious or reoccurring role in Supernatural. I blame Eric Kripke and Sera Gamble for all the terribly written female characters. At this point Frank Miller (who loves writing himself some whores (http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20060207.html)) creates better female characters. It's sad.

[polysamachan.livejournal.com]

135. Samantha was my favorite, but I always wanted the Josefina doll. You could like! Get chickens! In the end, though, I knew I was most like Molly...

141. ...my first thought was 'YOU SPELLED ELITIST WRONG'. And then I realized that I was one. ...I am unrepentant.

[experienced.livejournal.com]

111. +1 internet

143. People don't like Juri?! She was my favorite character, even before she became a blue thing inside a giant tentacle monster.

[(Anonymous)]

153 - I feel the exact same way. Don't get me wrong I love me some Springsteen bootlegs, but sometimes I wished there was more fic and more fangirls running around haha

146

[noetma.livejournal.com]

146

I think this is awesome.

will be checking it out -cough-

129

[tenismoresonic.livejournal.com]

/agree

Vogler was a stuck-up douche, who probably only donated because he could get power (watching the episodes out of order, so for all I know it's already been said).

I'm not a crazy fangirl, but leave House alone, dammit. T_T

[(Anonymous)]

163. Don't forget them hating Castiel because he is stealing Jared's/Sammy's thunder and loving Ruby because she got his shirt off (and because Sam like, so deserves someone better then Dean). Ugh. I'm a total Sam!Girl and I've seen this shit on my Flist way too many times. It's so fucking petty and annoying.

165. Oh, come on. Don't blame her dead acting on Supernatural. All shows have craptastic lines, but normally those lines are delivered well enough to come across good or great. I started watching Wildfire when it first came out, and to be honest I thought she was pretty bad. She still had bland delivery and emotionless eyes. Actually she was one of the main reason I stopped watching the show. When I looked at her all I saw was an actress, not a character. Now she's made me pretty much hate Ruby. I loved Ruby in season three, and despite character changes would probably still like her if they actually had a capable actress to back the character up.

Oh and also, I don't think the show made her "ugly" or in other words, get the horrible lip enhancements. She looks the same way as she does in Wildfire besides the lips.

[goingvogue.livejournal.com]

Anon, ILU.

The thing with the line delivery is:

"I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition."

Say that out loud a couple times. Ridiculous right?

And yet Misha made it sound amazing, while making it a fan favorite.

Crappy line, but with great delivery it worked out. Which is what GC should be doing with Ruby, but all she's done is prove how bad of an "actress" she is.

She was terrible in Wildfire too, I don't get how it's Supernatural's fault.

114, 121, 123, 140, 148, 149, 163, 165

[wtfrakk.livejournal.com]

114. LOL, chill bb, Lois was never all that in the comics. I actually never liked her in canon (she's shallow; she didn't like Clark, she liked Superman), so Lois in Smallville isn't half bad to me. It really bothers me that canon purists get all pissed when Smallville characters have flaws and do immoral things. They're human, or they were raised by humans, so here, have some realism. It's good for you.
121. IAWTS
123. Just watch it. I love that it doesn't take itself too seriously, and neither should you. It's really not that big a deal.
140. Heh, good point.That's pretty fucked up, actually.
148. It's not that YOU don't like the females on SPN. It's that the writers write such shitty females, with the exception of Bela, maybe. And the ones that are good are only around for one episode. God forbid they shatter any of the fangirls' visions of Jared/Jensen by giving them normal, challenging relationships.
149. I love Chuck, but I agree that he needs to be punched in the face. As for Dan/Blair? I might like seeing it, for a short time, but they're not a good match for the long term.
163. I was a Jared Girl, but he's unlikeable and kind of fug now.
165. OMG SO AGREED. I loved Genevieve on Wildfire but Ruby has sucked the life out of her. Or maybe it was Sam that sucked the life out of her.

114 OP

[(Anonymous)]

I'm actually not a canon purist, far from it. I realize that every character has flaws and makes mistakes. Doesn't mean I have to like it, and it doesn't mean that it's good storytelling, which is what I thought was the point of a television show. To tell a decent story.

Dating your boss and getting everything handed to you? Very realistic, bb.

107, 152

[sibylblack.livejournal.com]

107: I agree. I hate people who say it's not a big deal because huge families aren't damaging to others, THEY ARE. We really need to be more careful and take care of our planet. :(
152: he's a conceited bastard, I hate him and the way he got rid of L :(

107

[alistaere.livejournal.com]

Okay, the Gosselins do not apply to this. They were only planning to have one child after their twins, not six.

The Duggars just keep having sex and believe that if God wants them to have kids then HEY LET'S HAVE A SCHOOL FULL OF CHILDREN. Contraception is apparently immoral and contributing to overpopulation is God's divine plan for this family.

149

[(Anonymous)]

Too bad Dan is as much of a douche as Chuck is, albeit in a different way. Stealing Blair away is Serena's job >:)

[andromeda-2.livejournal.com]

ns!4:I think the word you are looking for is "Rövhål" ;) OK, literally the translation would be "Dumröv"(Dumbass), but rövhål sounds better ;D

104:My childhood...again ;__;

138:...I was going to ask if you wrote any Hip-Hop/RnB slash, but then I reread your secret and understood that you weren't really writing fics about the artists. Lol, nevermind XD

146:Is this an actual manga, or is it a Doujinshi? I think I've seen a few pages posted on 4Chan before.

161:Well, I didn't think GL was bad, but I didn't think it deserved all the hype it got. It was a good show, but not the beast thing since sliced bread IMO.

146

[shini-chii.livejournal.com]

It's a manga, but it kinda looks doujinshi-ish sometimes. The first 8 chapters are out (http://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=33759) and the 9th (and all the others :x) should be available in /rs/.

[goingvogue.livejournal.com]

104: What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

148: IAWTS so hard. Just because I don't wet myself over a female character, doesn't mean I'm a misogynist.

And here's another thing:

MISOGYNY IS NOT EQUAL TO SEXISM.


Sexism:

Discrimination based on gender, especially discrimination against women.
Attitudes, conditions, or behaviors that promote stereotyping of social roles based on gender.

Misogyny:

Hatred, dislike, or mistrust of women.

IT IS NOT THE SAME THING.

If you're going to accuse me of something I'm not, get the terminology right asshole.

163:

Jensen!Girls: Jensen's the coolest and it sucks that he doesn't get more screentime, he needs moar screentime, and they mistreat his character!!!!!111!!!!eleventy!!!!

Jared!Girls: Not uh, Jared is soooo much better y'know, and Castiel is liek tots taking away time from Sam and Jared deserves better!!!!!!!1!!11!!!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

165: You admit that she's been delivering the lines blandly...wouldn't that be uh her fault? Poor delivery of lines means that the actor/actress isn't doing his/her job right.

She was boring and lackluster in Wildfire too, watching someone watch paint dry is more entertaining and fulfilling than watching her attempt to act.

Ruby is a horrible character as it is, but Cortese takes her to a whole new level of fail.

Your complaints about Ruby are dead on, but they contradict your statement that Cortese isn't to blame.

[(Anonymous)]

Have you thought about having a default statement saved somewhere about how much you hate Ruby? You could just ctrl+v it in any time someone mentions her. It would save you a lot of time because you never say anything new or interesting.

[tommytonebender.livejournal.com]

107. I find it extremely irresponsible. If you really want that many kids go adopt some who actually need you.

133. I never found Phoenix that attractive until AJ.

137. Grease monkey chicks kick ass.

151. Haha, awesome. <3

157. I have a friend who could say the very same thing.

170. D'aww, Wolfy. He was great.

149

[(Anonymous)]

dude, chuck should have punched DAN in the face. and not even for any blair-related reason. dan just needs to get punched in the face.

[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

105. I remember that video! My teacher played it in a class one day and I was all, "Hey, I recognize her!" It was all love from there.
109. I love those two so much. ;; I always visit their store and talk to Sable in my towns.
143. Juri is the reason I'm considering watching Tamers. She's that fucking amazing from everything I heard about her.

re: 143

[captainsarah.livejournal.com]

obligatory drive-by "WATCH IT!" comment! It's a great series with great characters. And yes, Juri is that amazing

108, 122, 138. 139, 151, 153, 168

[omorka.livejournal.com]

108: Because it's drawn better? Seriously, though, faces are sexier than genitals in any still art, just because they're more expressive.

122: Of course a CoE mage is going to bottom; I mean, really now. And if your friends are playing Mage, this shouldn't be particularly shocking to them. There's a lot of peripheral BDSM in the WoD, anyway.

138: People who complain about hip-hop aren't listening to the right artists, IMHO. Like any other musical genre, it has sucky artists and damn good ones. I prefer the old-school stuff, but eh, I'm ancient.

139: *tries to imagine a woobified Sulla; brain explodes*

151: Hee! But, really, Ferris is some sort of Puck/Coyote/trickster godling. Mere mortals can't aspire to that.

153: Whoo, a secret about The Boss! I can't help you, since I don't read or write RPF, but I share your puzzlement that there isn't a fic-fandom.

168: I ship it only in an Epic Bromance sort of way. Which is a little odd, because I shipped Frodo/Sam HARD from the book, and the films did nothing to dissuade me at all.

136

[skyearth85.livejournal.com]

Well, what I like in cap_ironman is that there are also lovely gen-piece.
I ship them in 616-verse. Their really strong friendship could be slashed (there are very large ship that work with less XD), but, exemple, I don't ship them in the Ultimate verse. Seems hypocrite but for me isn't, it's a total different relationship and I don't feel right ship them in this verse, I don't feel "the vibes" XD
So, don't feel bad about :D

Re: 136 - <3 For the poster and the Secret haver!

[axolotl-lan.livejournal.com]

Agreed on your comment!~

With a side of Yeaaaah as far as I know around the time we all formed Cap_ironman we were aware that it was based on a strong friendship and our biggest canonistas argue it was never consummated and that Civil War and the Confession were like the bittersweet shit something could have been there moments. It can be seen differently but we know the cheesy dialogue is just that - and that same said dialogue sounds like it could have come out of a harlequinn well all the more fodder for fic.

It was never canon, but it came close enough for some to care. Don't worry about F-lists sweetheart <3 we really wanna be a safe haven from Tony hate more than anything, and love all the Avengers platonically and slashed. If anyone causes you trouble for coming for the chibi's or falling out of the slash let me know kay? ::hugs::

107

[winnable.livejournal.com]

/lj/ - we know parenting

Re: 107

[got_swagger]

LMAO

141

[erinptah]

Every once in a while, among all the "I ship it"/"This is my secret fantasy"/"I lose respect for people who like XYZ" secrets, there comes something that is not only original, but insightful. Something that makes you think. Something that puts the whole world in a new light.

This is one of those. OP, thank you.

156

[twicenumbed.livejournal.com]

Why do you do this? Now I have to go read this thing -pisses off to find the stories-

Re: 156

[shinko.livejournal.com]

It's a wonderful series! You should definitely read it! And just in case you haven't located it yet: http://www.waxjism.org/bex/b07_unholy.html

[littlepunkryo.livejournal.com]

141 - ♥

148 - THIS. I hated Jo, but I've loved every other female character, including ~gasp~ Cassie! I wish some of them had been able to stay around more.

165 - Ahaha yes, it's the WRITER'S FAULT. Especially since the writing was apparently ~gorgeous~ up to season four and then ~magically became terrible!~

Oh Supernatural, you have such a crazy fandom. Myself included.

[wtfrakk.livejournal.com]

148. Yeah, I liked Bela, and Cassie, as well as the chick from Provenance (Sarah? it was in S1) and a few of the other one-episode girls, but I've come to accept that the writers will never keep a strong female around for long. Don't ask me why, but it really annoys me.

165. LOL, good point. The writing was defintely not gorgeous all along -- though it's not been quite as bad as it is this season.