[ SECRET POST #758 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #758 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Matt Damon]


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[Jonathan Coulton]


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[Devil May Cry 3]


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[Rahm Emanuel]


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[Ryan Ross (of Panic At the Disco)]


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[Casualty 1907]


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[Johnny the Homicidal Maniac]


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[Peltsi/Ile, YleX radio station]


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[George Clooney, "Good Night, and Good Luck"]


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[Demons]


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[Us, Relationship Counselor Extraordinare]


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[David Tennant]


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[Us Again, and the Creative Use of Carrots]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 18 pages, 430 secrets from Secret Submission Post #109.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ], [ 1 2 3 - doing it wrong ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

156

[super-robyn.livejournal.com]

156.
LOL. I just can't help but laugh at how ridiculous this secret is (no offense, but really). You're telling me that random people on the internet have ruined a television character for you? Honestly, if you're telling the truth and not just posting this secret to make Chloe fans feel bad for you, then I don't think you really loved her character all that much to begin with. Maybe you did, but I just don't see how.

Really, take a good, hard look at Smallville fandom. Lois fans AND Lana fans bash CHLOE to kingdom come as well. There is so much hate in this fandom, it's unreal and makes me sad. But there is also so much love in this fandom, you just have to know where to look for it.

I fixed it a bit for clarification. Don't want to be seen as just another "rabid" fan, lol.

Not the OP, just someone burnt out on the SV fandom

[(Anonymous)]

You've clearly never been to TWoP or else you'd realize how dumb your comment is.


I fixed it a bit for clarification. Don't want to be seen as just another "rabid" fan, lol.

Too late! Go foam somewhere else.

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[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

Bandom is definitely still active, a few communities off the top of my head:

anon_lovefest
bandom_recs
bandom_ships
slashatthedisco

Also just poke around the friends pages of those who have commented- there are plenty of active bandom people out there, just look!

114, 128, 129, 136, 143, 157, 163

[shaxophile.livejournal.com]

114. You and me both. I was re-reading The Big Over Easy today and I can't help but hope I can have a relationship like Fforde writes for his married couples. It's wonderful. (Also, because of the limp, I can't help but picture Landen as Hugh Laurie, and yeah.)

128. Wow, I have never heard of this movie. This is odd.

129. I'm not watching the show, but can't you just read the books if you want to know whether Blair gets into Yale or not?

136. AHHHH I NEED TO SEE CASUALTY ALREADY. All these allusions are driving me mad.

139. For some reason I find this really cute.

143. troll harder noob

157. Easily my favourite character out of the whole bunch. I mostly watch the movies to mock them (though 3 was much higher quality than I expected) but I genuinely want that actor to achieve success. He's got chops, yo.

163. I agree, esp. since the show has given more than ample canon for every single pairing. I love the Arthur/Merlin but yeah, we are kinda swamped by it. I really want to read some good fic that eases them into the mythological canon but it's hard to find.

177. But it's possibly his greatest scene!

Re: 114, 128, 129, 136, 143, 157, 163

[ex-shitsu-to509.livejournal.com]

Hugh Lauire as Landen? That's brilliant. He'll so be who I picture next time I read a Thursday Next novel.

[truthtruthlie.livejournal.com]

excellent, two secrets I actually relate to today.

120. you're not alone. in fact, did i write this without knowing it? anyways, I've slowly converted myself to Team Keltie simply because she's Canadian and loves what she does, but I'm still really turned off by a lot of the things she does and the way she acts at times. So yeah. You're not alone.

169. yeah, you really did come too late. Those bands are both long dead.

[tonylover.livejournal.com]

160.
Brian and Taylor are so fucking hot. I would. FFF.

168. Roger is hot, oh gosh. I love that man. He has got one of the best voices in Rock and Roll.

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[ingvild.livejournal.com]

Relena is awesomesauce, but Treize isn't too bad either, and it annoys the crap out of me that I can't think of a good place in canon to set an interaction fic with them where she has matured as much as I want her to have.

Well, maybe while she was rebuilding Sank, before he went into hiding... Or a post-movie dream sequence...

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[omnicat.livejournal.com]

*is grasping at straws herself* You know that in gundam series, if you don't see the body get buried, that means there is no body to be buried, right? If you brought Treize back to life you wouldn't even have to label it AU, technically speaking. ;)

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[ali-wildgoose.livejournal.com]

103) My AU Jet/Zuko Ba Sing Se Freedom Fighting epic of insanity says otherwise! *laughs* Seriously, just stay out of the parts of fandom where people are behaving badly (mostly the big message boards and general fandom coms) and it's not nearly so much of a problem!

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[la-localfreak.livejournal.com]

109 to the would you say that about a Christian/Muslim etc I would regrettably say that for many people that answer would be 'yes'. I've lost fandom!friends over my religion and I think it's a shame to judge anyone like that.

117. O Dear Heaven!! Becket Secret! *glompage to OP because Becket is AWESOME and yes, so very shippable!*

136. I liked that programme too. I wonder if they'd consider a second series based at the hospital? I liked seeing all the differences, although the scene with the babies was so sad!

147. Awwh. That's really rather cute :)

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[deerlike.livejournal.com]

117. O Dear Heaven!! Becket Secret! *glompage to OP because Becket is AWESOME and yes, so very shippable!*

IKR. There NEEDS to be a Becket/Peter O'Toole-as-Henry II fandom. STAT.

161 (Oh my fucking god, where did all this TMI come from? I'm so sorry.)

[saya-aensland.livejournal.com]

I've never had that "did I make this secret in my sleep?" feeling before. First time for everything.

It's like... I thought I might be asexual at first, because the thought of having a romantic relationship with a real person just boggled me. (The question "What do you DO with a boyfriend?" is practically a running joke by now.)

But no, I fap to fictional characters, so I definitely have a sex drive of some sort. And if I really think about it, I'd be willing to have sex with a person. It's the stuff that ought to happen outside the bedroom that has me nonplussed.

I like watching relationships (be they real or fictional). I like watching people have sex (be they real or fictional). Actually having a relationship/sex? Gives me the heebie-jeebies. Hell, even my sexual fantasies don't involve me directly.

So I'm an... aromantic voyeur? What the hell is that?

All the replies to your secret reassure me. At least we're not the only members of the freak club.

Re: 161 (Oh my fucking god, where did all this TMI come from? I'm so sorry.)

[saya22.livejournal.com]

OMG you completely echo my feelings about romantic relationship, with all the what do you DO with a BF/but I like fictional characters/I would like to have sex/like to watch relationship/but actually being in one? ew no.

Thanks for not making me feel like a lonely freak.

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[sallykie.livejournal.com]

141. That definitely makes an amount of sense.

161. I'm quite familiar with the feeling, though I do not usually lust after fictional characters either.

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[(Anonymous)]

YANA.

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[jakoby.livejournal.com]

OMFG YES!!! yay for the Ryan <3

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[fenrischained.livejournal.com]

Not so much with the white, but I certainly am glad they picked a man. Honestly - the Doctor is. Not. A. Woman. The doctor is a Time Lord.

If they want a female Doctor, then they can damn well bring back Romana. You know, the Time Lady?

Canon. They mistake it.

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[fenrischained.livejournal.com]

I fail at formatting. *facepalm*

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[arabwel.livejournal.com]

115: ... .where can I find this fic? because it jsut happened to make me go "wtfsqueee" fromw hat i could see. and i adore the research too.

148: Dude... I shipped Peltsi/Juuso while I still lived in Finland. so yeah. Slash headphones FT.

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[(Anonymous)]

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/632.html?thread=151672#t151672

It's a little long (4 comments full of fic, 1 of notes), but enjoy!

168!

[(Anonymous)]

BEST SECRET EVER. So much love for Roger, I'm obsessed with the man <3

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[(Anonymous)]

118. I remember my sister actually reprimanding me for liking Ayeka over Ryoko. XD I mean, I adore Ryoko, but for some odd reason I love Ayeka more.

159. I think it's a really cute ship...but I've never, ever came across good fanfic for them. ;____;

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[gaslight-1975.livejournal.com]

161. Thank you for making that secret because that is EXACTLY how I feel but I couldn't articulate it at all. I love fangirling and writing ships, but I have no interest in shipping myself at all with anyone IRL. And yet, I'm content. *sighs happily*

[(Anonymous)]

165 - Let me just remind you that there's lot of people out there who are sluts. And he might very well be an ass. You never know for certain unless you are good friends with him.

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[roboplege.livejournal.com]

143- Saying/writing "PC" without any hint of irony automatically renders you a massive arsehole.

170 - I GET IT :D

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[laura-sk.livejournal.com]

I know! There's nothing I want more than for those two to end up together. But BSG is awesome on level unknown though.

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[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

Just re-watched this last night on DVD and the slash was just screaming at me every time Fred lit Edward R. Murrow's cigarette. Also, where is the Clooney/Downey fic?

[simmy549.livejournal.com]

168: um well good for you? hahah
169: that dot on Gerard's face is really annoying.

[akai_senshi.livejournal.com]

109. Good point. However, those religions are far past the “cult” stage…
111. How cool!
115. I get happy about research- in any fandom.
122. Oh, me too. Plus his ego…My God, his ego.
133. I have moments like that where fandom and real life collide, and I know how you feel.
141. I was awkward when I first came into fandom too.
152. No, it’s not all that humiliating.
170. *ROFLMAO*
173. I never got it either.
175. “LOCK-ON LOCK-OFF” has to be an icon. (Just imagine Pat Morita saying it…)

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[truexthefourth.livejournal.com]

I haven't listened to all of his songs, but from the ones I have --

He's a comedian. They like to make fun of people, and they need material. Basically the most common topic in all of human history is romance, so it's only natural a comedian would want to write (well, sing) about that. He goes for the humor value in, well, misogyny, which is a big cause of loneliness, an easy topic for people to make fun of. Understanding something and condoning it are two different things, and I doubt he's condoning the attitudes in that any more than those of GlaDos or zombies.

You also listed Baby Got Back up there, which I would have thought was obviously covered as a parody.

If there's interviews or something, I'm game for judging the guy, but just because he presents misogynist attitudes in his work doesn't mean he is one.

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[kathkin.livejournal.com]

163. We should start an everyone/everyone comm. *ships Arthur/Gwen, Merlin/Morgana and Merlin/Nimueh as well, and there isn't enough fic*