[ SECRET POST #5889 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5889 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 35 secrets from Secret Submission Post #843.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

... but you wouldn't mind if someone else made them for you! As always, including the fandom and full character names is a big help, and I'll try my best to use an appropriate image choice. Just to clarify - it's my intention to make all the secrets left in this thread, so even if they're not marked claimed, they will be made.

I'll monitor this thread until tomorrow's secret post goes up, so feel free to leave your comments until then!

Yours truly,

a secret maker

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I think the Star Trek Voyager episodes Fair Haven and Spirit Folk are so bad that I'm not entirely sure that I couldn't genuinely make a case for them to be counted as Hate Speech under anti-sectarianism laws. At least Threshold was only bad TV, it wasn't borderline criminally offensive.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I like Ranma fukufics.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I love fan theories when they are actual serious considerations of canon possibility. But I hate it when people don't know the difference between crack and serious theories. It drives me up a wall how serious the Star Wars fandom takes the Darth Jar Jar theory. Is it a funny idea? Yes. But is there even a tiny fraction of a possibility it is real? Fuck no.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

The best thing about Pratchett fandom was that alt.fan.pratchett was filled with people and discussions on all sorts of academic subjects, I swear I learned more there than at school. Why is there no fandom like that anymore?

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Picard S3 is just more post 9/11 bullshit. Say what you like abut S2, but at least it tried to be more like the original show. I am so fucking sick of the rest of modern Trek's love affair with dystopianism.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I don't like the ship designs in modern Star Trek they are all too sharp angles and blocky for my tastes. I prefer the smooth swooping lines and circles of previous eras. And I'm not fan of all the blue tinged lights too.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I really wish there would be shows like MCU's What If, but for other fandoms. Star Wars, Star Trek, Supernatural, anything really. I just love the idea.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I don't have a problem with the Roald Dahl estate editing his books to be a little less vicious in certain areas, tastes DO change. I just wish there existed some tech to make the man himself's life be a little less awful towards Jewish people. I hated learning he was such a raging antisemite.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I hope the producers of the Dungeons and Dragons:Honor Among Thieves movie are serious when they say there is no meta, no playing with the fourth wall, in it. Because I am so sick of movies and tv shows constantly reminding me they are fictional and that some of the stuff in them is silly. I already know this, the characters should find it all real though. Enough with the fucking meta jokes! (Deadpool and She-Hulk excluded, obvs)

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

i literally just forget that worf is a dad sometimes because he just sucks so bad at it

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I really hope 13 gets brought back for a special in the future. I'd love to see how another showrunner would write her. Not that I hate Chibnall's stuff (other than the Timeless Child change which sucked). I just want someone else to get a go at her because I adore her.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I hate that nobody can ever seem to sum up Captain Sisko without also shitting on Picard to do it. Come on, Deep Space Nine fans, either stop being lazy in your descriptions or stop being assholes about TNG. Describe your captain in his own terms, not in relation to anyone else.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I still have not read either Wild Animus or Fifty Shades of Grey. I think I might be the last person the planet not have read at least one of those books, judging by the sheer number of them I keep seeing in second hand stores anyway.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I will ship Ranma/Ryouga forever. Well, technically I ship Ranko/Ryouga but who is counting?

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I know Worf was on TNG first, but DS9 wrote him better. I wish they'd stop shoving him back with the TNG characters in ways that mess with what DS9 did with the character. His ending on DS9 was perfect, so Picard ruining that annoys me. And if they don't mention his adoptive family, I will be pissed.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

On my gravestone I plan to have the words "I was a highwayman, along the coach roads I did ride..." engraved. My only regret is that I'll be too deid to see who gets the reference, but I'll be back again.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I always shipped Quill/Nebula more than Quill/Gamora, I think James Gunn has been reading my fanfic. [GTGv3 trailer]

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I want to join War Thunder forums just to post obviously wrong information on secret weapon projects and wait to see who corrects me. It is how to fast track government declassifications.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Just bring back Grange Hill and Byker Grove, you cowards.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I wish there was a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy ballet. Come on, it has been everything else.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a planespotter, that is my fandom and secret. That is bad enough for a lot of people, but the number one plane on my bucket list is the Britten-Norman Trislander. I just think it looks so ugly-cute, the rest of the planespotting fandom thinks I'm half right.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I know Avery Brooks has gotten a bit weird and doesn't even act anymore. But it makes me sad that Sisco is the only main captain who hasn't been brought back at all. Maybe they can bring him in one of the animated shows?

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sick of angsty broody moody protagonists. I'm even more over their fans. Just gimme an old fashioned White Hat hero.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Stephanie Meyer is just as horrible a person as JK Rowling, she is super racist, but she is at least smart enough not to blurt out her horribleness on Twitter.