[ SECRET POST #2089 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2089 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Slender Man]


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[TGWTG]


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[Twin Peaks]


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[Jojo's Bizarre Adventure]


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[Journey Into Mystery]


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[Ferris Bueller's Day Off]


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[Transonic (X-men)]


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[Baldur's Gate]


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[Wanted]


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[Tiger & Bunny]


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[Bionicle]


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Comments

Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[(Anonymous)]

Things that make you wonder what planet they're living on.

I'll go first!

"Don't all 'oriental' people know martial arts? They don't? Really? Are you sure?"

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[forgottenjester]

After letting it slip in a conversation about sex that I'm a virgin and intend to keep it that way.

"What? Why would you even want to do that? How can you stand it? Are you crazy?"

Yes. My virginal body makes me crazy. It's my superpower.

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[anonymouslyyours]

My sympathies. People get so weird about other people's sexual lives.

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[case]

bisexuals are dirty and caused AIDS, because gay people went to africa and fucked monkeys (but only monkeys of the same gender i guess???) and got AIDS, then bisexuals slept with them then slept with straight people so it GOT INTO THE STRAIGHT POPULATION (and stopped being just a gays-killer because who cares about them i guess???) and so BISEXUALS ARE TO BLAME for AIDS!!



Pretty much the entire room was giving her WTF looks the entire time.

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[(Anonymous)]

My boss is extremely against profanity of any kind and will not say the name of one of our customers...

Damgoode Pies

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[biohazardgirl]

"My theory is that Dinosaurs were just really big lizards, because everything was larger before the flood, and when the flood happened all of the biggest lizards died."

"Yes, I do certainly think it's possible that dinosaurs lived at the same time as humans."

"Wait, girls don't pee out of their vaginas? Where does it come from?"

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[teh_sandwich]

Don't know if this really fits, but once my mother and I got into an argument because she compared Obama to Hitler.

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[(Anonymous)]

Once a teacher of mine had us all raise our hands. Then he said "lower your hand if you ___" (Have no siblings, are white, etc) At the end he said if you're human and one girl in class didn't lower her hand.. we laughed. It wasn't that she thought she was a pony or anything it just took her a minute to process the human part.

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[pfefferminz]

I've heard too much dumb shit in general concerning LGBT people. "Is this a new way of making themselves feel special? They're gay because they want to be women! They're lesbians because they can't get guys. We don't have gay people in out country because we're religious and we listen to God."

Some guy who insisted that the sun was a sun and not a star

A friend who doesn't think depression is real and that they should just be happy because it's totally easy

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[anonymouslyyours]

I had a classmate who actually said he would prefer being a prostitute who only had sex with clients than being a gay guy with choice in his sexual partners and that it would be "an awesome job".

I'm pretty sure he has no idea what the job of a sex worker entails and thinks his clientele would all be hot women who just want to pleasure him.

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[crazed_delusion]

My Grandfather and I got into a large argument about whether or not Vatican City was a Country.

To this day he still refuses to admit it is one.

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[(Anonymous)]

A guy in one of my seminars who constantly says "I feel this is unique/a special characteristic of [major East Asian country]'s literature." He's said shit like this 3 out of the 4 times this seminar has met. Last time he did it the professor said "Do you not think we're not going to attack when you say things like that?"

Friend's boyfriend insinuated that the Auroua shooting was possibly a government conspiracy to induce tougher gun control laws. I almost lost my shit which one shouldn't do non-anonymously on Facebook.

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[(Anonymous)]

a guy asked me today if "asian people eat sushi too"

I don't know where he thinks sushi came from. America?

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[(Anonymous)]

At a party, one girl said she was going on a trip to England. Someone else asked if they "speak English there."

(We're all Americans.)

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[caecilia]

People in my Psych class were really upset at the suggestion that gay people could "mate". Gay people are fine, they have no problem with gay people, but apparently we can't use the word "mate" when referring to our partners because we're incapable of biologically reproducing. Because that is the definition of "mate".

Other than that I hear a lot of homophobic and racist shit at work. It's really amazing how honest people are when they think everyone in the room is cis and heterosexual.

Oh, and on the topic of voter ID laws: "Well everybody has an ID! You need it to buy beer!"

And there was also a woman who said bipolar disorder and social anxiety disorder don't exist, because TV told her so.

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[(Anonymous)]

History class this week: "What's the difference between the Crusades and missionaries?"

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[deadtree]

"Is this ruler measured in inches or centimeters?"

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[cloud_riven]

I was at a suicide awareness event last week sitting at the queer centre booth and offering info shit with the lady in charge of communications and whatever.

A lady comes up and remarks about how awesome it is to have a place lgbtq people can feel safe in. Then she says, "So the Glee season premiere is on tonight! Are you excited :D"

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[al28894]

"Communism is death. Democracy is truth"

This was uttered by my friend and classmate so many times that now I get way annoyed at it and try to change the subject whenever he says it.

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[(Anonymous)]

I used to work with a guy who firmly believed that the fact that it's hard to support a family on only one income nowadays is because of Women's Lib. He wasn't able to explain this very clearly, but his rationale seemed to be that lots of women up and decided to go join the workforce and when this happened, employers were forced to create new jobs to accommodate them - because that's totally how business works - and take some money away from their male employees to pay the women so now everyone makes less.

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[(Anonymous)]

This is all from the one coworker. I find them really dumb because 1) work is not the place for this and 2) every single thing she bitched about can tie into my family (and she didn't know until I said it, but it's still not workplace friendly!)

FYI this is Australia

- "I'm okay with gays but they shouldn't adopt, it will make the children gay" (because she has a lesbian auntie who adopted a child. Child's sexuality unknown?)

- She wasn't against homosexuality, but she really liked to gossip over who was gay and not gay in the workplace? It was awkward, a lot of us are gay.

- "*general commentary on Australia going to shit because Athiest primeminister*"

- "Child protective services take children away from perfectly fine homes and adopt them out to bad families to be abused" - this was a long one, she went on for a few hours about the evils of adoption, fostering and CPS

- Children should only grow up with their real families

- Indigenous people are lazy drunkards so it's good we took the country away from them

- "They don't work as hard as we do!" in reference to our two new Indian coworkers. She also commented a lot on how they smelt "bad" (I think she was referring to their perfume? Which wasn't the bad. It didn't set off my allergies or fill the room)

It was all awkward because I'm gay mcgayson and over half my family is adopted, adopted side are immigrants, my dad works in CPS, the nonadopted half is indigenous-mixed, we're rural and we're an even split religious/areligious

Thankfully I managed to switch to a team so I never have to see her again ;)

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[(Anonymous)]

When I was a teen, I lived in India for a short time because my parents worked with a missions organization. A few years later, I worked at Target, and I had mentioned a few times that I lived in India for a little while because my parents were missionaries.

Well, sometimes we got free samples of products to try out during team meetings from companies (I guess so we could recommend them to guests--that's customers in Target-speak). One night, we got to try out "Coca-Cola Black" which was basically cola + coffee.

Me: OH! Awesome! I LOVE coffee! Yay, caffeine!
Co-worker: *shocked* I thought you couldn't have caffeine!
Me: Huh? No, I can.
Co-worker: But...aren't you LDS?
Me: Huh? Oh, wait, Latter-Day Saint, right? Mormon? No, I'm just generic Protestant Christian.
Co-worker: But you said your parents were missionaries!
Me: Yeah, briefly. ...That's not only a Mormon thing.
Co-worker: Oh...

Now that I'm older I can see why that would be confusing but as a teen I thought that was hilarious.

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[silverau]

Around December 2011 I started looking up presidential candidates. When I mentioned this to my classmate, he said "But isn't it too late to vote??" I was like, "ummm... the election is in 2012" and he was just like "Oh." (We're both American adults, he had no excuse to not know when the election was)

Also, same guy, I was just learning to skateboard about the time I was going to move to Hawaii. He asked how I was going to skateboard in Hawaii "when Hawaii is all sand." He literally thought the whole state was nothing but sand.

He's pretty much the stupidest person I've ever met. Luckily he's a douche so I don't have to feel guilty about making fun of him.

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[(Anonymous)]

One time in engineering class, one guy asked for the molecular formula of ice. Answer? It's H2O. Yes, it's the molecular formula for water. Why are they the same? Because ice and water are the same thing except in different states (solid vs. liquid)...

Resister bands are color coded more-or-less in order by colors of the rainbow with additions. Easy to remember right? Apparently not for this poor dude, because not only did he not know any order for colors of the rainbow, he couldn't imagine how a rainbow looks like irl. He said the color between yellow and blue on a rainbow is purple. Again, this is a college-level course. I don't know what kind of rainbows he saw, but it sure wasn't an earthly one!

During a student info session, the student advisor in charge of timetable conflicts and changes said her office is located in room 305. Anyone with timetable issues should go to her. Five minutes later, while she was talking about what tutoring services available to the students, one student asked, "so room 305 the office for tutors?" "No, room 305 is my office."

Some people are special.

Re: Dumb shit your classmates/friends/coworkers say?

[tasogare_n_hime]

While building my house, my mom and I gave one of her fiends a tour of what we'd gotten done. At this time not all of the interior walls were up, and I was telling her where we were putting up the walls for my closet, and half-bath up stairs. She looked at me, and in all seriousness asked, "But how are you going to get in them?" Because I hadn't mentioned doors talking about the walls, she honestly thought we just putting solid walls up.