[ SECRET POST #2156 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2156 ⌋

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 054 secrets from Secret Submission Post #308.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related comms/events thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO images bigger than 600x600 in either direction (banners, et cetera).
2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

[fscom]

Official clickables thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO huge images or columns of images that require scrolling, please.
2. ONE POST PER USER under in this thread.
3. If you're going to post, try to at least help the others.

[imbrifer]

[ex_paola492]

[honguito_nii]

[blue_rampion]

[kogane]

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[heartsday]

[fscom]

General comments:

FIC REC THREAD: Narratophilia

[anonymouslyyours]

Rec me dirty talk fic. Hottest, funniest, creepiest, most creative. Whatever. Just rec me memorable dirty talk. I'm not picky concerning pairing/orientation/other kinks.

Dear FS head canon anon

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you for a night of high entertainment yesterday. Most amusement I've had reading a thread here for quite awhile. ^_^

FIC REC THREAD: Crossovers

[philstar22]

I'm hoping people can rec me good crossovers that cross a supernatural/magical/fantasy/sci-fi show with either a medical show or a crime show. Any fandoms, characters, or pairings.

Looking for a good cloud, I think?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm saving up to replace my old Macbook dinosaur with a Macbook Air. When I get it I'm not sure how I'm supposed to get all my stuff of my old computer and onto my new one without having to have someone else do it. I'm so very bad at computering, so I feel very stupid about asking this, but: is there somewhere online that I can store all of my data (videos, music, photos, docs) to then transfer to my new computer?

Time of the month...

[(Anonymous)]

which means it's my time for imaginary sexy tiems! (Seriously, am I the only one who only gets horny about a week before their period?) I don't have sex though so it's all fantasy and fapping. Great PWP fodder, except I've already put my pegging OTP into a foursome in my head and need some new ideas.

Physical acts you have a non-sexual thing for?

[(Anonymous)]

Instead of acts that turn you on, how about non-sexual physical acts that give you great non-sexual delight? Like, make you go "awwww" or just make you happy.

I have a huge thing for forehead kissing. A forehead kiss is guaranteed to make me melt into a puddle of adoration. Also two people pressing their foreheads together, especially when they're not romantically involved.

It also makes me ridiculously happy to see people saluting. IDK why. I just love the way saluting looks. It's not hot, it's not adorable, but it's just...pleasurable.

Do any of you have weird deals like this?

Need advice on tutoring (arithmetic)

[xerox78]

I work as a tutor on the side and right now I tutor a fourth grade girl (age 9 or 10) twice a week in math. I've been trying to help her learn her 12 x 12 multiplication facts for the past 2 months and I've gotten nowhere. She's picked up 1's, 2's, 5', 10's, and 11's (up to 9). She does understand that 4 x 6 means four rows of six, so she draws 4 rows of 6 dots and counts each one. That is the only way she can get an answer if she doesn't know it because her memorization skills seem to be nonexistent.

I figured out in the past week that she pretty much can't even add or subtract. She literally can't add 2 + 2 without counting on her fingers or drawing dots. We played a math computer game last session that involved adding and subtracting single-digit numbers and she kept losing because she couldn't add and subtract quickly enough. She eventually gets the right answer but it takes so long, which will kill her when she's doing something with a limited amount of time, like tests.

She also doesn't seem to have any logic. She doesn't understand that a + b = b + a or a x b = b x a. If I ask her 2 + 13, she starts at 2 and counts off 13 on her fingers instead of starting at 13 and counting off 2. If I ask her 5 x 7, she'll count by 5's up to 35, but if I ask her 7 x 5 right after, she's stumped. I think she tries to count by 7's. She doesn't understand the concept of borrowing/carrying/regrouping. She can figure out that 15 + 5 = 20 and 15 + 10 = 25 but if I ask her 15 + 7, she'll say 12. It doesn't occur to her that the answer should a) fall between 15 and 20 and b) not be smaller than the original numbers being added. She also doesn't understand the concept of ascending and descending numbers. If you tell her to put 1575, 6873, and 4127 in ascending order, she'll write 1557, 3678, 1247. Both her mother and I tried to explain that she is supposed to put the entire numbers in order without changing the digits, but she doesn't get it.

I've tried flash cards, drilling, and games but nothing is helping. I feel guilty because her mom has been great, working with her at home, using flash cards, etc. I don't want to tell her, "I can't do anything with your kid," but...I can't do anything with her kid.

This girl's class is beginning to move on to multiplying 2- and 3-digit numbers and division and she is just going to fall more and more behind. I have a feeling that if she doesn't get it together soon, she'll have to repeat fourth grade.

Can anyone give me any advice or point me somewhere I can get advice on helping this girl?

<3

[cuteanimalpics]

I hope you all had good Thanksgiving (if you celebrate it!)

A Stunning Example of Not Getting It

[(Anonymous)]

http://forfuturereferenceonly.tumblr.com/

This person's got to be a troll, right? Doing some form of performance art, maybe?

They take everything on tumblr completely seriously and don't allow for context on anything. And they're a hardcore vegan and SJW who doesn't actually yell or insult anyone? Except passive-aggressively in tags. I'm actually pretty sure most SJWs would hate them, and yet I'm not sure what else to call them. And they have no sense of humor.

It's bizarre.

Thoughts, F!S?

How to make fandom friends.

[(Anonymous)]

Prompted by secret 5 - how do you make fandom friends?

Imgur issues?

[citrinesunset]

None of the secrets hosted on Imgur are showing up for me. :/ Anyone else having that problem?

Whenever this happens, I always try to figure out what the secrets were by reading the comments for them. It's kind of fun, like figuring out a mystery.

I'm back!

[sockpants]

Not that anyone cares though.

Basically, I collapsed at my job and had to be hospitalized. Apparently my iron levels were a lot worse than the doctor had originally told me, and I also had ulcers, apparently. I'm feeling a lot better and will be going back to work tomorrow.

It also seems I missed some fun wank while I was gone.

Hope everyone is doing well and had a good Thanksgiving, if you celebrate it.

Spec Ops: The Line

[dethtoll]

How the hell is it even possible in today's gaming industry climate that a 3rd-rate tacticool manshooter series that hasn't had a serious entry since the 1990s manages to bust out such a thorough (and savage) deconstruction of modern console combat America-saves-the-day power fantasy bullshit wrapped up in a modern take on Apocalypse Now?

Really, how does this even happen? This game is damn near art, and you'd never expect it to be -- which just goes to show how little we expect from games these days. It starts off so banal and safe the first ten, fifteen minutes, and then bam, things start getting weird. I've noticed the finishing-off of wounded hostiles has been getting meaner and bloodier, my squadmates aren't making jokes anymore, everybody's yelling at each other and nothing is making sense anymore. I've been approaching what feels like the end and things are getting weirder and more surreal the whole time -- the loading screen asking me if I felt like a hero yet hit the nail on the head, because I don't at all.

Holy shit. This right after The Walking Dead too -- it's a bit to take in.

Dear Music Show Judges

[(Anonymous)]

Please stop acting shocked when an overweight or 'unattractive' person ends up having a very nice singing voice. Vocal ability has nothing to do with physical appearance. It's just gotten old at this point.

Your Favorite Twists

[masu_trout]

F!s, what are your favorite plot twists in your canons? You know, those amazing moments that make your jaws hit the floor and stay there.

(Inspired by the fact that I just started playing 999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors. One ending in and I'm so confused and yet so intrigued.)

Dear Fandom Secrets,

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Diary,

My cheeks are flush, my head is in the clouds. Alas! I was checking tumblr recently- the cruelest of places I assure you, when I came across an image of a young chap in lovely glasses and suit. At first I was curious but then, without a moment's hesitation, I found myself searching for information on who this young chap was.

And then I learned about 007: Skyfall.
And what a Quartermaster is.
And then I sat through a 2 and a half hour movie with stars in my eyes.

I don't normally dive into fandoms (I'm quite new at this, actually) but goodness me what shall I ever do? How do I tame this wild heart of mine?　He's only in the movie for what, a good 20 minutes or so and yet... I crave more! Is it the playfully tossed hair? That cheeky grin? Those lovely glasses? The ridiculous 70's cardigan he sports?

(What do I do? How do I cure this fever? Is there even a fandom for this kind of... debauchery?! )

I seek guidance.