[ SECRET POST #2370 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2370 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 105 secrets from Secret Submission Post #339.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related comms/events thread.

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4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

Re: SMUT STREAM 1: Porn Parodys!

[insanenoodlyguy]

TODAY 6pm EST*! THE FIRST AND (Probably) ONLY SMUT STREAM

http://www.livestream.com/kagato23

*http://www.calculator.net/time-zone-calculator.html

Folks said they wanted it, folks will get it! Now, don't think this will just be lots of gyrating bodies. This is PORN PARODYS! People dressed as people you recognize doing stuff! The idea is we'll have it on vote... we don't necessarily watch the sex scenes. But we can! It'll be up to room vote: You all say skip it, we skip it. Room votes to stay, we stay. Majority rule has it!

We will definitely show: Alice in Wonderland an x rated musical, Pee Wee Herman XXX, Twinklight, Spider Man and Avengers parody's, and most certainly the Scooby Doo one. Also, one more gay one by request...



Again, folks said they'd show up. So you gotta show up or I'll feel pretttyy stupid. This is probably a one time deal so if you miss it, you miss it! The reason there is so many is I'm sure most of you will in fact want to skip things on occasion. I got many more horrible movies, but these are the ones people expressed interest in, so they will be up first!

Obviously even if I skip scenes it's gonna be pretty NSFW cause some naked bits will show up sooner or later.

Also, if you show up and have another one in mind, I'll see what I can do. Or suggest it now!

And to newcomers... the stream is not especially mean or nasty or trolling or anything, promise. I mean sure, we are gonna laugh our asses off at these movies, but I'd ban anybody giving somebody else in the stream shit for say, actually liking something. This applies to non-porn parody streams as well. We show things out of love here. Love!

6pm EST! http://www.livestream.com/kagato23

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General comments:

[(Anonymous)]

Disgruntled French Anon missed Paris' Gay Pride today. Ah, zut de zut!!

How much contact should adopted PoC children have with the culture of their birth?

[(Anonymous)]

I was reading an article on a feminist site recently about how wrong it was for people to adopt from abroad, and was honestly shocked.

The children if adopted very young are not part of their birth culture in any meaningful sense surely? Yes there will be questions of identity growing up, but pretending links to somewhere they have never lived or had any meaningful relationship with as their 'home country' seems rather racist, no?

Very bad fic

[(Anonymous)]

I just tripped over an orphaned account on AO3 with the most ridiculous story summaries. Hopefully the author was in, like, fifth grade.

[fscom]

Games thread!

Three Word Story

[(Anonymous)]

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No double-posting.
You can post again as long as there's a post after your last one.

Help me stop resenting my mother

[(Anonymous)]

Hey FS.

Y'all seem like understanding, reasonable types with lot's of experiences, so I hope you can help me out with my problem.

For the past 3 years or so, my mom has driven every member of our family to near incoherent rage at least once a week.
She complains about everything. EVERYTHING. Things with the most simple of solutions, things that can't be solved anyway, things that aren't even a problem in the first place.
She gets really angry in a matter of moments, then starts to sob and cry helplessly seconds later. Her mood is always fluctuating.

To compensate for that, she has bouts of being absolutely clingy and servile to the point where it's really, really uncomfortable. But you can't brush her off or her passive aggressive routine starts again.

The thing is: We all know my mom has serious psychological problems.
We all try so hard to be patient and not hold it against her, because she is not responsible for hormones fucking her over so majorly.


BUT
There are some days where I can't help yelling at her to shut up.
Where my sister and I lock her in the garden so she cools down again.
Where my father looks like he's wishing to just drop dead and die because my mom said just the worst, most painful thing ever to him.


Something that helps her and escalates her problems at the same time are her strong religious beliefs, which keep her from taking her medicine.

On the one hand, I know that I should respect that and help her work through it in any way I can. I was a very difficult teenager and this is my chance to give back the love and understanding she gave me in my hard times.

But I can't. I hate her so much sometimes and secretly wish that she'd just walk away in the woods and never return.
I know I should not do that.

So FS, please help me put my problems in perspective and finally be there for my mom (and my dad) like she deserves.

Re: Help me stop resenting my mother

[insanenoodlyguy]

you need a break on occasion. maybe have a system worked out where you don't all have to deal with her at once?

The medication would probably help a lot, a shame she'll refuse it.

[(Anonymous)]

Just got in from Pride and am do very very drunk. Happy Pride, beautiful fannish people!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Happy Pride beautiful drunk anon ♥

Transcripts!

[transcriptanon]

[Okay, this is a trial run! I won't stop posting the transcripts in the regular secret threads, though.

This is for anyone who would rather have all the transcripts together in one place.]

Secret 1

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is Max, Alex and Justin Russo, characters of the TV show "Wizards of Waverly Place", standing behind the logotype of the series. There is lightning around them. Justin is the older teenager brother, Max is the youngest pre-teen brother and Alex, their sister, is in-between the two in ages.]

What's intended: Goofy but fun kid's show featuring sibling rivalry and tongue-in-cheek tropes and plots.

What I see: Crapsack World saddled with bigoted, sadistic, The Giver-worthy laws that tore apart a family and turned the three siblings against each other until they were respectively driven to obsessive insanity, near-villainous sociopathy, and mentally regressive apathy, with bonus incestuous overtones for the first two.

I know my way is humorless and pretentious, but it yields so much more (and better) fic.