[ SECRET POST #2547 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2547 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 043 secrets from Secret Submission Post #363.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

It's time again.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[comradesmiler]

Sometimes I want to make a tumblr account, but I don't trust myself to behave decently and will probably end up as a public enemy of the britaboos and SJW's.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[fingalsanteater]

They likely won't notice you. People overestimate their visibility and the amount that other people actually give a shit about them on the internet.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

I'm kinda horny.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

I'm scared that if I do get the job, I'll have to become an adult.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

I sometimes wish my father would die (or at least sell all his shit and MOVE somewhere) so he would stop being a burden on us. I love him but he is holding my younger siblings back.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[caerbannog]

I'm worried I'll suck at my new job and they only hired me for minority quota reasons. :(

A TL;DR TALE OF WOE, SORROW AND ATTEMPTED ADULTERY

[(Anonymous)]

Like a year to six months ago I was having trouble with my partner and we almost broke up several times. I was kinda flirting with this other guy at the same time, and I went over to his house and hung out a lot with him. Nothing happened because I wanted him to make the first move and I was still not sure if I was gonna break up with my partner. At the same the guy I was hanging with was also hanging with this other woman, who was married. (I'm not married but I've been with my partner a long time.)

Fast forward to now: I didn't break up with my partner and we are doing really good. Recently I found out that the woman my dude friend was hanging with is about to divorce her husband and is dating my dude friend. I should not be jealous and angry about this BUT I AM. Like, what's she got that I didn't. I mean, I guess she's either got the balls to break up with her husband when shit ain't going well or the cowardice to not try to fix the relationship if it were fixable, as I did.

But, I'm still unreasonable jealous and irritated at this turn of events because I really liked this guy and I seriously considered breaking it off with partner and pursuing him. Guess it's good I didn't, because he obviously liked her better in hindsight. (And one time I was having dinner with him and he was playing some game on his phone with her and I'm still kind of pissed about that. We were having dinner together, wth!)

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

I ONCE ATE A BABY

_cucumber.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

My roommate loves to sing Disney/Broadway/JPop stuff in her room with the soundtracks and is always incredibly, incredibly flat. It hurts my ears, and the only way I can ignore it is to put my own music on... Which isn't too bad, but still slightly annoying.

There's no polite way to tell her that she's a terrible singer so I'm just sort of dealing with it. And hoping her obsession with Frozen fades as quickly as possible because DAMN her rendition of Let It Go is horrendous.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

I'm going to study abroad for a year in april and I'm so terrified I fear I'll enter a new fantastic depression phase soon. Hurray!
And I need to start studying soon because my language skill are very poor at the moment (english and japanese alike) but my mind just won't cooperate.
Sometimes I think that running away from my home country will be a mistake even if I have ambitions and my country's future now seem pretty grim. What with everyday people losing all their jobs and killing themselves over debts.
...but right now I have a job, that REALLY sucks (I'm a underpaid waitress with little to no tips) and that is actually comforting. I fear that by leaving I'll never find another job and this is kind of holding me back. Uuuugh, this's all so silly.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

I have a (cis) girlfriend who I'm really happy with but lately I've been craving dick. I feel like such a bisexual stereotype.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

I'm freaking sick of people claiming that the backlash/network reacting how it did [and GLAAD protesting] to what Phil Robertson said is "a free speech" issue. It's not - no one is saying he doesn't have a right to say what he did. What it is, if anything, is about the consequences of speech - which, let's face it: The network, and all the rest are in their rights to decide they don't want to be associated with that kind of speech [which, yes, from what I've heard does veer close, if not into, hate speech territory in some respects.]

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

I'm too scared to see what my grades for this semester were.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

Peeing is sometimes very sexual for me. Not like, watersports kink or anything, but if I've held it for awhile and finally get to go, it feels similar to when I'm having sex.

(I hear this is normal for girls...I hope... how about for guys?)

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

I suspect my mom is having an affair and I don't really know what to do about it. I don't get along well with either of my parents so I don't feel obligated to tell my dad about it, but on the other hand I feel like this is just about the shittiest thing she could do short of starting up a meth lab in their garage.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a lesbian (well, generally, I'm occasionally attracted to men but the thought of being with them pretty much turns me off). But 99% of my sexual fantasies are gay (male). I rarely have lesbian fantasies, and I never have straight fantasies. but gay male fantasies, are like, it.

...I think I'm just really gay. If I were a guy, I'd still be gay. In real life I am so obsessed with boobs and women's butts and stuff, I just don't fantasize it. Maybe if I were a (gay) guy, I'd have lesbian fantasies. I don't know.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a vegetarian. It's been close to a decade and I don't crave meat.

Except in literature. When I read books where the characters eat meat, my brain finds that really desirable. I study history, and did some reading about the diets of lower class people in the middle ages, and about how they couldn't eat any meat, and a part of me was so shocked at the notion, until I realized I don't eat meat either.

I really have no desire to eat it. When I'm reading, it's like someone else forming thoughts in my brain.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions: OH BOY

[(Anonymous)]

I faked my death on a nonfandom forum full of people I used to like. I did it a week ago. They turned on me after a big bullshit rumor when I thought they were my friends. I was a member for the past five years. Some friends. I kept my life on that forum separate from my fandom life, so they can't find me. Leaving that place didn't feel as bad as I thought.

Went back today on a proxy and they're all crying about how beautiful I was and how sorry they are. It's so fake, but I'm happy they feel guilty. They deserve it for letting something so stupid ruin everything. Fuck them.

Yes, yes, I know, I'm a terrible person. I'm not sorry.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

For some reason, I don't like most male singers. I just don't like the way most men sing, unless it's an opera or musical.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

I signed up for one of those Sugar Daddy dating sites, mostly out of curiosity/for the lulz.

It was disappointing. Full of boring spambots.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

There's a job application I should be filling out. I'm not sure if I actually want the job, and I'm even less sure that I'm qualified, but it's leagues better than anything else I can find.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

I have a Masters' degree, have lived on my own since age 18, have a decent-paying job in my field, and have already paid off a chunk of the debt accumulated from my year of post-graduation unemployment. I know, objectively, that I've accomplished a lot. And yet I can't help feeling like the laziest, unworthiest loser who ever walked the face of the earth. I'm so afraid of failing it makes it hard to take the next steps in my career or personal life. And I feel like I'm going to get old and worn-out without really doing anything important or "big."

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

A friend of mine who borders on SJW-dom has out of nowhere declared herself an atheist. Based on the randomness and some of the comments she's made, I can't help wondering if she's saying she's an atheist now to prove some sort of point. I feel bad because I want to support her, but I can't help thinking she just wants something else to be angry about. I don't get that impression from my other atheist friends at all.

Re: Not Fandom Secrets/Confessions:

[(Anonymous)]

I hate it when I don't poop all day, and then I have to minutes after I take a shower. I feel so much cleaner when I can clean my bum and it stays that way.

I really wish this was a bad troll secret