[ SECRET POST #494 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #494 ⌋

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 10 pages, 250 secrets from Secret Submission Post #071.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

73

[vanimauluk.livejournal.com]

You are my new favorite person. That image will be burned in my mind forever

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

73. I am laughing so hard there are tears rolling down my face.

64, 72

[x-kchan-x.livejournal.com]

64. Geoff/Wat, ftw. Seriously.
But damn do I love that movie. Even if it is kind of depressing to watch it now.

72. So much love for Reboot. My gosh. <333

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[soldurios.livejournal.com]

I'll bite. Who's the author?

Re: 45

[(Anonymous)]

I believe it's Cassie Claire (http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Cassandra_Claire)

16, 23, 43, 60, 76

[rinnia.livejournal.com]

16. 8 pages of comments, and no one has disagreed with this secret yet? I was all set to post my big rebuttal, but now... um... I've lost the nerve. I'll just enjoy my OTP alone, I guess.

23. D'awww, love them.

43. But you can't control what you dream about! Even if you were dreaming about his friend, he had no right to get angry at you for it. What an asshat. Many others have said it already, but oh well. You're better off without him.

60. <3 Kenny. I know what you mean about the fangirls - they rant and rave over their own version of him and it's very offputting. All of the main guys seem to get bastardized by fandom on a regular basis. I'm just about set to rant on bad characterization and disregard for canon events the next time I see a fic that states Kyle's never been good at sports.

76. I'm alarmed by people that stop reading things when they encounter one jarring choice of word or one bad typo. Missing the forest for the trees, much?

Re: 16

[aetherae.livejournal.com]

Post your big rebuttal please? :D; I disagree with the secret too, but I'm too tired to really think of anything. XD;

8, 34

[cyanglow]

8. I wish there were more reasonable and level-headed shippers out there. Or at least, I wish the reasonable, level-headed ones were vocal enough to drown out the crazies.

34. If a scanlation group is that intent on being credited, their group name should be available on the title or ending page? If it isn't, then I can't see how they can complain. Heck, some groups watermark every page so there is no chance they can't be credited.

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[ivymutant.livejournal.com]

21. how is sleeping with a 16 year old paedophilia?? paedophilia is about children. 16 is hardly a child.

63.OMG, whoes line is it anyway secret!!!! you win at life! My fave moment was when one had to be a hungry python, and the other had to be turned on by danger!!!

[kinneas.livejournal.com]

Ooh, feels good to be back in f!s.

16. I agree, but unlike most people who agree I don't think they're any less legitimate despite their lack of staying power. Rinoa is highly integral to Squall's development as a person, and I doubt that without her he'd be able to sustain a decent relationship with someone more compatible.

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[khym-chanur.livejournal.com]

20) The thing that creeps me out about Chobits is:

a) A being with the mind of a four year old is in a romantic relationship with an adult

b) The adult is sexually attracted to the being with the mind of a four year old.

So, really, I'm glad that she won't get to have sex with Hideki.

68) I thought it was funny because she doesn't have a flat chest, yet everyone (including her) acted like she did. Don't know if that was the intent, though.

Re: 20

[cleverthylacine]

I agree so hard.

[schizo-niko.livejournal.com]

43. Whoo, obscure-but-good-game-that-nobody-bought reference time! "Dream are dream. Real are real." If he was around for three years and dumped you because you were dreaming (something you can't control, although TONYSTARKISAFOXLOLOLOL), the relationship was probably doomed anyway.

73. I lol'd.

[homestar.livejournal.com]

14. WOAH WHAT THE HELL. why so much hate for this secret? I wouldn't be friends with a loser like that either, given the vague circumstances.

lol at people assuming the other girl is some sort of poor cripple, tho.

I'm guessing the attack is coming from people in similar situations. Hitting a little to close to (their parent's) home.

(not that I can talk, I live with my mom; but hey, full time job and full time student with a 4.0 GPA here. so I can't safely assume it's not me this secret is about)

20. Chii is a robot. Although she has the ability to love, she wouldn't have a clitoris because she's a computer. Her switch is down there because if anyone were to take advantage of her love and have sex with her, they'd be screwed because they'd reset her memories and shut her off, losing everything that would truly be important.

It takes a love like Hideki's to not have sex with her in order to preserve their relationship.

I know it's easy to forget that she's really nothing more than a girl shaped computer, but artificial orgasms? come on.

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[(Anonymous)]

You and her just called everyone who lives with their parents and are unemployed. How, exactly, do you expect people NOT to be offended?

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[hako-neko.livejournal.com]

20. ON AND OFF AND ON AND OFF AND ON AND OFF AND ON AND OFF. OH YEAH, BABY.

37. That's nice. If you can't handle a show progressing, maybe it is best that you get out of its fandom? I fully support your decision to leave as a fan that enjoys its new direction. Instead of whining, the others that "loathe" the new direction should follow your example.

47. Those look interesting. What are the series called?

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[poisontea.livejournal.com]

The one on the left is Nabari no Ou, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nabari_no_%C5%8C) and the one on the right is Soul Eater (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul_Eater_%28manga%29). They're both up one One Manga (http://www.onemanga.com/) to read, and I'm not sure if they're on Crunchyroll but they should be on Veoh if you'd prefer the anime. Both are pretty damn cool, though I have to agree with the OP and say that Soul Eater is definitely one of my favorite series EVER right now. (:

[lunchy.livejournal.com]

14. As someone whose significant other suffers from severe anxiety and mental disorders, thus can't even go to college never mind get a job, I would like to copy the person from a couple pages ago and say FUCK YOU.

Let's not judge everyone until we know all of their stories, okay? Okay ^_^
PS- I really hope you don't think you're a good person. Because if I had to judge you based on this secret alone, I'd give it a big old NO.

31. SHAMAN KING SECRET FTMFW!!

45. I wouldn't give up on the dream (I have the same one). Just write a better story which won't be hard that'll make hers look like the elementary school level horse-shit it really is. :D

68. Ed's 4'11 without his boots and hair. That's short for a 15 year-old in my eyes.

[highmagemaxwell.livejournal.com]

"Let's not judge everyone until we know all of their stories, okay? Okay ^_^"
Exactly! So I really don't know why you're automatically assuming that the subject of the secret is someone to be pitied! The OP has stated before that the person doesn't have any mental problems, she's just a lazy fucking leech, and if she doesn't want to be friends with someone like that, well, I really don't blame her ^___^

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[nuclearpez.livejournal.com]

01. Hey I agree and I must say, every get entranced by the suikoden series? They have some phenomenal and competent women.

58. I actually used to follow clamp until I found out how much i hated Tsubasa. MKR was such a classic.

72. Reboot secret ftw ;___;

74. Omg I'd actually like the series then. =o

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[(Anonymous)]

I dunno, you come across as kind of a judgemental douchenozzle here.

Huzzah for passive/aggressive secrets posts!

Re: 14

[poisontea.livejournal.com]

Haha, I wouldn't even call that passive aggressive. More that she wants people to think she's such a nice girl and knows that if she actually speaks her mind and acts like herself, people will denounce her. Two-faced instead, perhaps? ♥

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[slowtech.livejournal.com]

i agree so hard!! love that show. it has beautiful artwork and unique characters. i really do love it!

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[ria-chan.livejournal.com]

05 I thought that was part of his sex appeal. :D
06 Before reading F!S, I thought BNF stood for big name fan. I like your acronym better.
11 E-Ewww.
14 We're all human so duh.
20 (ROFLMAO) YOU WIN A COOKIE FOR MAKING MY DAY, ANON. ♥
22 That's what makes him Gant. Even in dreams, children.
26 I almost cried when I found out. I love the show so much, but I hate his new nurse. I have to force myself to watch the show now. (>_<)
28 ANON, YOU COMPETE WITH #20!ANON FOR MY AMUSEMENT. SRSLY. At least I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who saw it.
29 I have that problem with the studio. :/
30 I'm 16 but I'm not "in" the fandom. ^^;;; I do like watching the show, but you can see my dilemma by reading my comments on #26.
43 He wasn't bad, but I'm not sexually attracted to anything, really. (*-w-*)
49 Unrealistic makes me laugh. I think there's a line separating acceptable from unacceptable.
55 (hugs!)
56 The Batman and X-Men comment hurt. (twitches)
58 Then this has nothing to do with criticizing CLAMP? XD Anyways, old school CLAMP is love. I don't like wide shoulders, but everything else is great. :)
63 I love them in every aspect, romantically or not.
68 What? Even though they're running gags in the series? That makes no sense to me. D:
73 That's a little too far. I hope this was an honest mistake. In which case, you should get a psychiatrist to help with your subliminal issues. Another one, I mean. Because you obviously have some issues there already.
74 Now that's a reason for me to finish a series! :D
76 (LOL) Poleaxed. XD Honestly? You're my hero.
77 Sure, they're pretty, but no. (v_v)

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[poisontea.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait, I still thought BNF means Big Name Fan? D: What does it mean then?

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[cleverthylacine]

Then I guess you didn't want it bad enough.

PS. The books are AWESOME.

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[noforcenosound.livejournal.com]

No way, it's Hoodsie/Carl all the way.

And yes, it is Hoodsie/Carl not Carl/Hoodsie.

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[pimentos.livejournal.com]

59 - YAY CHARLIE AND LOLA! They're just so awesome. (And can I be Lola too? Please?)

64 - Same here. Watching his movies makes me sad, but I re-watched (for like the millionth time) AKT a few weeks ago - and it's impossible to not ship them. (Theirloveissoreal.)

72 - *squee* ILU, Reboot.

Re: 64

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

YESITIS! :DD (I may feel guilty, but I sure as hell ain't gonna stop shipping it. XDD)

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[karmadownurgun]

Is 19 considered too old to be into this fandom? If not, drop me a line sometime, because I adore Monk!

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[cleverthylacine]

One of my exes used to get jealous of TV characters and dreams and RP. It was just the beginning. He turned out to be an abusive, jealous little fucker. I dumped him after he threatened my cat ("because you love her more than me, bitch") and hit me. I was in my 30s and had the sense and self-possession to divorce him.

He terrorised his next girlfriend, who was barely out of her teens, so badly she went home to her parents in another state and pretended to everyone here that she had been hit by a car and had a coma to get him to leave her alone. (I would have tried to help, but I didn't find out about them till after.)

Be glad you were dumped. Men who are that possessive are never good news.

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[(Anonymous)]

O_O Wow... I... I don't know what to say. o_o

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

17. I identify with male characters more than girl ones all the time (unless the girl is very masculine) and I've never really been that confused. It doesn't bother me. Don't let other people have you question who you are. :) You're perfectly normal.

23. This secret made me literally say awww

25. Rocko was one of those shows that I knew were weird simply because my mom didn't like me watching it. I watched it all the time, anyway, and I still love it to peices. Only difference is, my mom loves it now, too. XD

41. I worry about that sometimes, too. XD Especially since I often bring up the fact that my best friend and I have a lot in common with guys that I ship. For example, she is totally the Wilson to my House. I have no idea how she stands me. And I ship House/Wilson so hard it's insane. But I don't love her that way, and she doesn't feel that way about me, either. I always worry she thinks I'm hiding something from her whenever I think of something else we have in common with them. :/ Ah well.

43. Your boyfriend was an ass, regardless. Anyone who's ever dreamed anything the slightest bit surreal dream should know that the mind has no control over what it has you dream. *eyeroll* Shit, I had this sex dream in high school about this chick that I hated once. And yes, I am sure that it is hate I felt for her. And no, I don't usually like girls. It was quite aggravating, actually. So whether or not is was his friend or Tony Stark, and whether or not you enjoyed it is really none of his business, anyway. :/

[unicorn]

74. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

76. Jeez, is half of fandomsecrets allergic to thesauruses? I'm glad so many of you feel so superior about your... lack of superiority? I'm not sure what you're proud of. Purple prose is one thing, but "poleaxed" is... a word. That used to be pretty common. The hell.

[voksen.livejournal.com]

gratuitous comment on poleaxed comment: I thought it was pretty common, too. Guess I was wrong. ಠ_ಠ

[finmagik.livejournal.com]

14. Asshole. Some of us can't get jobs.

73. I LOL'D.