[ SECRET POST #4754 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #4754 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.



__________________________________________________



02.


__________________________________________________



03.


__________________________________________________



04.


__________________________________________________



05.


__________________________________________________



06.


__________________________________________________



07.















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 42 secrets from Secret Submission Post #681.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please warn/post as 2nd comment so it collapses!
Please collapse images, too!)

Random shower thoughts thread!

[(Anonymous)]

"I don't make love. I fuck. HARD." from Fifty Shades of Grey.
Reminds me of:

Gavin McInnes saying that you shouldn't caress women, you should fuck them hard because ~evolution~.

One of these statements are considered sexy.

Re: Random shower thoughts thread!

[(Anonymous)]

There's a really, really big difference between talking about your own personal preferences versus making normative statements about what's proper and necessary for all people everywhere.

Also, 50 Shades is corny.

Re: Random shower thoughts thread!

[philstar22]

TBH I find "fucking" hotter than "making love" although personally I'm of the opinion that if all the characters/people involved in the sex love each other and are enjoying themselves enthusiastically, it is making love regardless of the nature of the sex.


But the whole "So turned on right now we have to fuck each other right now" thing is very much a turn on for me (though admittedly I mostly read slash and femslash and almost never read het porn unless it involves a threesome/moresome). But basically I'm actually less interested in foreplay in fics/porny stuff in general, apart from oral which is hot and which I kind of consider in the same category as fucking. I just want things to get right down to business.

Re: Random shower thoughts thread!

[philstar22]

As for a random shower thought I actually had, I realized the other day in the tub that my cat's obsession with seafood may stem from her actually fishing in her first year of life. She exclusively eats cat food that is fish and turns her nose up at anything else. And if we're having fish of any kind, she'll demand we share some with her. The thing is, the ranch she spent her first year on had a river on it. So I'm wondering if she discovered the delicious joys of fish by catching some herself.

Re: Random shower thoughts thread!

[(Anonymous)]

OK, what about "I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love"

Re: Random shower thoughts thread!

[sparklywalls]

When I was younger I always cringed at "making love" because it often feels like a phrase that's used by parents (explaining to their kids) so they don't have to say "having sex" and I also find things like "I'm going to fuck you" hotter but god I fucking hate that 50 Shades quote for some reason.

Re: Random shower thoughts thread!

[(Anonymous)]

Musicians who record versions of traditional love songs that are addressed to the same sex as themselves and change the pronouns so it's not ~gay~ are cowards.

Re: Random shower thoughts thread!

[(Anonymous)]

I think they're both sexy, but I'm a female sub with rape fantasies.

Also I don't take either FSOG or Gavin McInnes seriously.

Re: Random shower thoughts thread!

[(Anonymous)]

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too

Re: Random shower thoughts thread!

[(Anonymous)]

Somebody tell Gavin that caressing is for making love, and fucking hard is usually when you're lustful and they are two totally different things!

Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

... but you wouldn't mind if someone else made them!

Note: Please don't comment in this thread if you don't want your comments to be made into secrets and submitted to this community.

Criminal Minds spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

...




Most fans seem to be happy with what the show went with in terms of JJ and Reid. I am not. I think the should have gone with JJ once having feelings for Reid but those feelings not being romantic anymore and Will being the only one she loves that way. I don't like that they had her say she still loves Reid romantically, even if she also says she loves will too and chooses Will.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I cant believe we have to put in a fucking disclaimer about whether or not you want secrets posted here to be made into secrets, in the actual fandom secrets community.

Bonus secret: It annoys me that people get their panties in a bunch over their secret being made, in the actual fandom secrets community.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm bracing myself for the flood of wank that will crash upon Star Trek-fandom when the TNG-fanboys realize Picard is nothing like TNG.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I love Kylo Ren. But he's awful, and I hate the part of fandom that defends his behavior and completely excuses every terrible thing he's ever done.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I love history, and I love podcasts, and I love podcasts about history.

I do not like Hardcore History.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm writing an original thing that's focused largely on building the world and exploring it. I accidentally made my protag sort of a self insert. No, I'm not changing it.

SPOILERS FOR "KNIVES OUT"

[(Anonymous)]

This is the anon who wrote the secret about not finding irredeemable assholes sexy - I now wish I'd waited a little longer to write that, because Ransom Drysdale is the perfect example. Chris Evans is hot; Ransom Drysdale is a selfish, spoiled, murderous trust fund baby. He's a turd in a fancy jumper.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I think that it's an asshole move to intentionally omit tags just so that you can "surprise" your readers, especially when you are well aware that half your potential readers will hate this "surprise".

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

From time to time I still read the old posts and journals of my fandom friends, and even look up some websites on the wayback machine.

Some of them sound just way creepier now, as an adult, than they did to a 13 to 16 year old.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I wish people would stop casting actors and actresses who have had plastic surgery and botox as characters who wouldn't have had those things. It's obvious to me and I can't stop looking at it when it doesn't belong.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I love bandes dessinées. I love slash. I could ship every protag with his best friend or his rival...
...but I draw the line at Astérix and Obélix
because to me Obélix reads as mentally retarded and the imbalance in their relationship squicks me.
(I feel like a traitor to my fandom friends who don't read that far into things and just enjoy the ship as they should.)

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm really sad Netflix took away the Latin American Spanish dub option for Saint Seiya. It's one of my favorite childhood shows and I love the Spanish dub, so I was really bummed to see that it wasn't an option for the show anymore.

Emergency Alert To Do Nothing??

[(Anonymous)]

So there's an emergency alert about an incident that happened in a nuclear plant of some kind, and it basically says 'do nothing at this time if you are in a ten mile radius, emergency services are on the scene'... Like, what? I'm not in the area of effect, but way to freak a person out with vague explanations, thank you very much! Make way for the three legged babies...