[ SECRET POST #735 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #735 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

101.


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102.
[Milk]


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103.
[Without A Trace / NCIS]


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104.


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105.


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106. [repeat]


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107.
[Denis Leary]


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108.
[Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer. The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer.]


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109.


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110.


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111.


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112.
[Alexander Semin/Alexander Ovechkin]


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113.
[Gaki no Tsukai]


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114.


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115.
[Grey's Anatomy]


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116.


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117.


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118.


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119.
[Detroit Metal City/Macross Frontier]


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120.


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121.
[Evangelion]


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122. [repeat]


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123.
[Kodomo no Jikan]


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124. [repeat]


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125.


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126.


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127.


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128.
[Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Augustus Gloop]


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129.


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130.
[Dr Who/Torchwood]


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131.


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132.


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133.
[Team Fortress 2/Imagination Movers]


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134.


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135.


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136.
[Top Gear]


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137.
[It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]


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138.


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139.
[Amor Real]


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140.


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141.


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142.
[Kingdom of Heaven (King Baldwin IV)]


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143.


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144.


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145.


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146.


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147.
[Chronicles of Narnia]


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148.
[supernatural, sam/ruby, sam/madison]


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149.


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150. [not fandom]


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151.
[true love at 14]


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152.


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153.


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154.


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155.
[Sinfest]


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156.


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157.


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158.
[Narcissa Malfoy (Helen McCrory)/Harry Potter]


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159.


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160.
[Naruto, ShikaIno]


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161.
[Soul Eater]


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162.
[Supernatural, Sam/Jess]


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163.


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164.


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165.
[Life]


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166.
[The Monkees]


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167.


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168.
[Peep Show]


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169.
[Film blogosphere, David Poland and Jeff Wells]


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170. [repeat]


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171.
[Richard Herring and Andrew Collins]


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Notes:

Warning: anon IP logging has been turned on due to some trolls (:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #105.

Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 4 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

136, 146

[singing-sparrow.livejournal.com]

136. That would be... weird, to say the least. Bizarre, perhaps, on their part. But what do they think of it? That is the question... whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous ships, or to take arms against a sea of vast and endless slashfics...
146. Disturbing on so many levels.

[kuromitsu.livejournal.com]

109 - I see two monumental retards here, actually.

116 - I'm not religious (I'm technically Catholic but I'm only in it for the aesthetics), but yeah, I agree. Sure, there are crazies (in every religion, actually) but for goodness' sake, not every religious person is a closet fundie who is a raging homophobe/anti-abortion/etc. I know a lot of religious people who are awesome and have never tried to "convert" me or make me feel guilty for not being religious.

120 - You apparently don't know Hungarian anime/manga/JRock fandom. Let me assure you, there are lots of very loud BL fangirls here.
And if you actually read the manga, you might remember why she was given this attribute - it's because the Hungarian porn industry produces a relatively large amount of gay movies. And what a surprise, that's also true (at least AFAIK).

129 - I don't really follow that logic... so what if there was only one female ruler, does that still mean that the character should be female?
(I don't know why people are so hung up on the characters' gender. I honestly don't care. It's just a gag manga after all.)

146 - .....WUT. 8D

167 - No, you're just like the other part of slash fandom. *shrug* Some people are in it for the hot sex, others are in it for the caring, sentimental side, and some are in it for both.

Okay, even I'm sick and tired of the Hetalia secrets. It's just not funny anymore. IT'S JUST A GAG MANGA, PEOPLE. And fans, STOP WANKING, okay? O_o Don't make me relapse into lurker mode again.

Oh hell...

Hey, people, look at this: http://zepy.momotato.com/2009/01/04/manga-mudazumo-naki-kaikaku/
It's a GAG MANGA as well, featuring Koizumi Junichirou, Asou Tarou, Dubya, Bush Sr, Kim Jong-il and Putin. It's probably at least as offensive as Hetalia. WANK ABOUT THIS ONE, OKAY?

[(Anonymous)]

Holy fuck, so that's where that one .gif came from. That's awesome.

[etherealtsuki.livejournal.com]

101. Hey, that's not a bad thing.

116. I don't think you should hide it. Although some Christians made us look bad, but if they're going to judge you harshly for being one, it's their problem to fix, not yours, because they have to judge a certain sect of people as a whole. Honestly, I think of a lot of misunderstanding on both sides.

120. Hungary being a fujoshi is because Hungary has the biggest gay porn industry in the world supposedly. However, what made me fall for Hungary is how she bust in Prussia's house with such epicness that futile not to love her. She's cute and funny as well. I find her being a fujoshi hilarious because she laments about it. Sometimes, the nation's hobbies, personality trait and the whatnot are based on things like the most producing of such-and-such industry. The nations aren't completely made up of national stereotypes, y'know (and funnily enough, I've been told Hungary isn't based much on a Hungarian female stereotype either).

124. Dude, take a chill pill. It's not that serious.

126. Join now? I think it's a really unfortunate reason to not join a fandom that you want to because of some elitists.

129. But wouldn't that mean there would be less females than we have already.

134. "One is not like the others." This went through my head. But Osaka~!

138. Don't remind me, please. ;_;

140. Cool story, bro.

146. Lolwut?

160. Still ship it hard too, OP.

167. No, it just mean you like it for the relationship, which most slashers do. Just you don't want to read porn about it and that's fine.

The Rest of the Hetalia Secrets: Look, you can like anyway you want, really (personally, I find it hard not to be interested in the history behind the strips). Basing the fandom on the few is silly, the sandbox is big enough for all, even with people who play in a way that I don't like. 149, there is nothing wrong for the people to like the character since they are characters in their own right, just like you don't have like them too, and it was pretty much the same before the wank anyway in that regard anyway. 154, it's because some fans hate it that people want to fit a fandom with a certain label and some people don't like being called shallow.

It's a debate that no one can really win, honestly.

Not!Secrets #4: Utena is like 13-14 years old now and it's heyday was before the internet and painting software boomed. Be glad there's any in the first place.

124

[kuromitsu.livejournal.com]

Haha, no, there's no such Hungarian female stereotype... though you wouldn't be able to tell that from an average local anime con. :D Based on the attendants only, it would seem that at least 80% of the female population is into BL in some way. Last year we had some Japanese guests over, and they had this wonderful "et tu, Hungary?! x_x)" expression on their faces when they saw the hordes of girls screaming about whatever they found BL-tastic in even the slightest way.

116, 121, 152

[yuffers.livejournal.com]

116

[(Anonymous)]

...Really? The guy who proselytizes to fans at conventions, makes fun of slashers and speaks against homosexuals? That's...probably not the kind of guy a religious person looking to be accepted by fandom wants to associate with.

[sanae.livejournal.com]

141. Oh, good, I'm not the only one.

146. Solution: Find one of those people who makes fuckable plushies for furries. They will hook you up with the soft sea mammal anus/vagina/blowhole(?) you so desire. Presumably.

152. So are you talking about yuri fans, male yuri fans, or men in general? Because most yuri fans are women.

158. Wait, was she supposed to be beautiful? I only remember her being described as always looking like she had smelled something foul, or something like that.

160. How odd, you appear to have completely by accident forgotten to include one member of the Team 10 OT3! :O

146 OP

[(Anonymous)]

hey, that's not such a bad idea

thanx

140

[(Anonymous)]

Troll or not, this is why I hate most Americans.

Re: 140

[(Anonymous)]

fucking this.

[trillianastra.livejournal.com]

135. Well... actually, Thomas could probably be persuaded with a minimum of effort.

Harry might take a little bit more though.... he's bad enough at keeping relationships with women...

(but I love him anyway)

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I just had to say I adore your icon!

[fluxy-2535.livejournal.com]

147. Like 75% of the people I know that have seen the movie (whether they're a part of the fandom and like slash or not) ship it. The sexual tension is almost too much not to.

[allodole.livejournal.com]

158. ... D: WHA! She looks like Lucius' mother.

[3goodtimes.livejournal.com]

N!S2 - I lol'd my ass off at this.

[(Anonymous)]

109. That person, if she wasn't a troll, was also a fan of Hellsing? Does that make Hellsing any less awesome?
151. loltag
154. Can I have a source for that picture? It's gorgeous.
158. That's Narcissa? Ew.

135

[zanzou-chan.livejournal.com]

135 - I totally agree. I am a bad, bad person, and I keep trying to make my friends write it for me. XD (THEY COULD DO IT. IN A CAVE. BECAUSE OTHERWISE THOMAS WOULD STARVE. >_>;)

[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

110. I agree.

116. There is.

129. How are countries usually personified? As female. Shut up, kthnx.

140. America looks the same too.

154. Please "justify" your "use" of "quotation marks." (http://quotation-marks.blogspot.com/)

[klmnumbers.livejournal.com]

icon <3

158

[ultrasushi.livejournal.com]

#158: Wait, what? Whoever that is, she's totally hot. :|

101

[king-of-dunces.livejournal.com]

101: THIS. THIS. THIS THIS THIS.

Re: 101

[king-of-dunces.livejournal.com]

Although I do want it to be good. D; All of the great reviews are getting my hopes up.

109

[(Anonymous)]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN

139

[magicbulletgirl.livejournal.com]

I'll go against the grain and say it's not that great and is made worse by an actress who acts and allows herself to be treated like a child in the novelas she stars in and the industry she works in. She's typecast into that though she's nearly 40. Hardly amazing.
Try some of the better ones like Las Tontas No Van al Cielo, or other comedy ones. Way better then the over dramatic ones they usually make.

110, 116, 141, 155

[revulo.livejournal.com]

110. I love it when movies have a nice married couple, sometimes, I really friggin' do.

116. Eh. I think it depends on how you bring it up. But if people point out why they disagree with it, they have every right to.

141. The Christ figure part only makes it more fun.

155. I LOVE HIM. And his Devil Girls. Totally.

130, 158

[bbluejenn117.livejournal.com]

#130: Oh RTD, as much as you slash with your gay agenda, you also create very horrid Mary Sues although not as bad as the writers of SGA

#158: I also thought she was supposed to be rather pretty, although stuck-up looking (if there is a look)

Re: 130, 158

[pkbitchgirl.livejournal.com]

She looks like a school teacher in that picture

147

[zodiacstargazer.livejournal.com]

Really wondering how this is oh so secret, considering that I tagged a gazillion Peter/Caspian fics at Narnia Slash/it's extremely popular. Seriously, it's almost more popular than Peter/Edmund. (Probably is, considering it doesn't have the incest kink some people shy away from.)

116

[carbonatedh2o.livejournal.com]

I, myself, am Athiest, but the intolerance of religion in this world (particularly toward Christianity) really bothers me. Yes, every religion has extremists, but many assume that the entirety of one religion is made of extremists, which is not at all true. Some people are like, "Oh you're a Christian so that MUST MEAN that you're going to shove Jesus' preachings down my throat and you're homophobic and blah blah blah." No. I know several Christians who are all for gay rights, etc. And not once has anyone ever tried to convert me. I'm sorry, I shouldn't be using Christians as the only example, since other religions are looked down upon as well. I'm just more familiar with the stereotypes and such for Christians, and according to your secret, it looks like you are a Christian as well.

Religion can be a wonderful thing. There is nothing wrong with having a little faith. I can't blame you for being afraid, but at the same time, revealing your religion might not be that bad. If people can't tolerate that you believe in a higher power (or something), then they are not worth your time.

Re: 116

[starsandtildes.livejournal.com]

Dude we just simulposted about the same secret.

111 & 126

[geekfreak03.livejournal.com]

111. LOL WWHHOOOAAAAAA WHOA WHOA WHOA

I'M ASSUMING YOU LIVE IN A PALATIAL PENTHOUSE IN THE UPPER EAST SIDE TO SAY "OH MAAAAN HICKS ARE SO DIFFERENT FROM MEEEE I LIVE 50 STORIES ABOVE THE WORRRLLDDD"

126. I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND! WE CAN TALK ABOUT WATCHMEN
BUT NOT THE MOVIE
THE MOVIE I WILL NOT LIKE
BOO

126

[(Anonymous)]

Haha, that'd be cool. But I'm still probably gonna watch the movie. Ah well.

143

[notusachan.livejournal.com]

He's not my favorite companion, and I haven't seen most of what he's in yet, but from what I've seen, I like him. I have yet to figure out why people dislike him as well.

Re: 143

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I love your icon. XD

109

[(Anonymous)]

The person in question was actually going to cosplay Seras Victoria from Hellsing (and wouldn't explain why she used someone else's Finland reference picture in the original post). So should Hellsing be avoided because of the kind of fans in it?

166

[adaveen.livejournal.com]

166. Monkees slash? No. Just... no.