[ SECRET POST #6575 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6575 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 31 secrets from Secret Submission Post #940.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

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Name the fandom. And repeats, etc.

(If you think something in this thread is a troll, please ignore it! Conversation is fine, but OT wank makes stuff harder to keep track of in this thread. Thanks.)

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01. https://i.imgur.com/TtfK8h3.png

[ariakas]

I'm right there with you OP: just ship it as it is. (Though there is also option 3, which I've seen at least once, very credulous people believing that actors' listed heights are their actual heights and googling this instead of trusting their own eyeballs when they right fanfiction, which has led to hilarious misinterpretations of their height gap.)

[(Anonymous)]

I think some fans are so against the former behaviour, because it tends to go hand in hand with uber woobification of the made-short half, that they over correct too much in the other direction and will insist that actual height differences in a canon don't exist at all(and anyone enjoying that is Doing Something Wrong).

Which is to say I agree with you OP. Made up height differences are annoying, but canon ones are cute and can be an appealing part of a ship.

[(Anonymous)]

I can see this getting complicated when there's lots of different versions of a canon or ship e.g. Marvel universe

[philstar22]

I get this. I like IC writing over stuff written to focus on specific kinks that makes the characters nothing like they are in canon.

Also, personally, I love to read a shorter character domming and/or topping a taller character. As long as it fits the characters.

[(Anonymous)]

This drives me batty. Especially when the "make them shorter" character is always the sub or the bottom in the fandom. They also like to add curly hair. Short and curly haired and willowy, no matter what reality is.

[(Anonymous)]

hahaha shoutout to One Piece writers who think the 1cm difference in height between Sanji and Zoro amounts to 6 inches or more depending on who's topping.

/HUGE SIGH

[(Anonymous)]

*giggles* I once started reading a fic about Kili and Tauriel and the first thing they did was mention how tiny and short for an elf Tauriel was and how tall for a dwarf Kili was and I lol'd my way out of the fic.

Any examples?

[iff_and_xor]

I know people don’t always like to name their fandoms and pairings, but for my general fandom knowledge, I’d be very interested in examples of both types – non-existent differences that get massively played up and actual differences that get ignored.

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's wild how Ultrakill fans make V1 and Gabriel have the same height when Gabriel is twice the size of V1, literally.

Like you said, people are afraid of power imbalance, but also, most of fandom likes Gabriel as a sub-bottom, so it comes of as they not wanting him to be a tall sub-bottom.

[(Anonymous)]

insert Penn and Teller reference here

OP of comment secret.

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you for making this secret-maker! The picture you've used is absolutely great, 100% fits what I was going for. :)

[(Anonymous)]

Ooh, this bugs the crap out of me. Same with making the designated bottom in a slash fic all thin with a tiny waist when they’re thick and buff in canon.

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[(Anonymous)]

English is my first language but I have also stumbled upon communities that make my brain feel broken and like I no longer am able to read or understand English. It's the most bizarre feeling. Those words are words I know and they are in an order that could make sense but doesn't at all.

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[(Anonymous)]

PUPPY

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[(Anonymous)]

Smart.

I know I would love to tear down at least a couple of the bits, not out of malice you understand, just some of the bits I loved was torn down from me and misery does love company even if you don't intend to go there in the conversation. Stay out of fandom if you love it untouched, smart advice.

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[(Anonymous)]

Lots of women change their minds after an accidental pregnancy. I do hope at least one of their kids has Leonard's looks and Penny's academic abilities though.

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[(Anonymous)]

To be fair, it's hard to take Vivek Ramaswamy seriously in general.

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dry lips

[(Anonymous)]

that time of year again here, anyone have advice? chapstick doesn't work too well for me, idk why. got a humidifier running but it's not helping much

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