[ SECRET POST #6814 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6814 ⌋

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Song lyrics you hate

[(Anonymous)]

What are some song lyrics that you really dislike? Be it because they're genuinely offensive to you, are kind dumb and/or pretentious or just because you irrationally hate them.

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[(Anonymous)]

For me, it's Nine Million Bicycles by Katie Melua. There being nine million bicycles in Beijing is at best a rough estimation, girl, not a fact.

I also get annoyed by blatant grammatical errors even though I know it's not that deep. "That don't impress me much" makes my skin crawl.

Also, any love song cover that changes the pronouns if the original was sung by an artist of the opposite sex. Cowards, all of them.

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[(Anonymous)]

Anything Megan Trainor has ever made, it's just bland pop but for whatever reason her particular version of it is like nails on a chalkboard to me. I don't know if it's the lyrics or tone she uses, but I irrationally hate all of her music.

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[(Anonymous)]

"Shut up and dance with me"

"Shut up" being an incredibly rude thing to say was ingrained on me I just can't get over it.

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[(Anonymous)]

"now you gotta watch her leave out the window, guess that's why it's called window pane" has always made me cringe

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[iff_and_xor]

Anything that rhymes a word with itself. Even if it's being used in a different sense. It just sounds wrong to my ears.

War Pigs by Black Sabbath being one example.

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[(Anonymous)]

I hate pretty much all of "Butterfly" by Crazy Town but this part really chaps my hide:
"Girl, it's me and you like Sid and Nancy"

I would wonder about any woman who wouldn't back away slowly (while maintaining eye contact) if a man said that to them.

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[(Anonymous)]

I've grown a real intolerance for lyrics that talk about singing the song that's currently being sung, weirdly - "I'm singing this song to you", "that's why I'm singing this song", variants of that. Gets on my nerves.

but because I sing with singiness the dreams I dream I'll dream

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[(Anonymous)]

The whole of 3OH3’s “Don’t Trust Me” is dumb, but the line, “Shush girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips”, is just extra stupid.

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[volkameria]

When a singer really, really tries to force a rhyme to the point of ignoring grammar or mispronouncing the word so that it rhymes. Gets on my nerves each time.

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[(Anonymous)]

ALL OF "BLURRED LINES", OMG.

Rage fodder.

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[greghousesgf]

that Leroy Boy song when he calls women stupid.

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[(Anonymous)]

"Bite that tattoo on your shoulder" skeeves me out

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[(Anonymous)]

I really hate the mostly female songwriting trend of trying to stuff 500-word stream-of-consciousness lyrics into every verse. Fortunately, we seem to be moving past that.

I despise the lyrics of the Rolling Stones' song Brown Sugar. Disgusting. Not a big Stones fan, anyway, but damn.

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[(Anonymous)]

For the most part, I like Billy Joel. But I hate "Just the Way You Are". It's like, "Wild World" levels of condescending bullshit.

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[philstar22]

Any song that is basically a "nice guy" telling a girl she should dumb her boyfriend because he'd be so much better.

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[(Anonymous)]

All of Shape of You. "I'm in love with your body" — no, you dumb shit, that's called lust. The same overuse of the word love when what's happening is lust or a crush is present in countless other songs, but it pisses me off in this one. Maybe because I also hate the tune.

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[(Anonymous)]

I will be making a few posts in this thread. First and foremost, however, is this line from Sia’s Unstoppable:

“I’m unstoppable, I’m a Porsche with no brakes”

A Porsche with no brakes is a LEMON. GET YOUR REFUND AND STOP DRIVING A DANGEROUS CAR.

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[(Anonymous)]

Okay so Ed Sheeran’s already getting hit in this thread, but this line warrants another one.

From Ed Sheeran’s Perfect…

“I have faith in what I see”

THAT’S NOT HOW FAITH WORKS DUMBASS. FAITH IS BELIEVING AND DARING TO HOPE WHEN YOU DON’T SEE, WHAT YOU’RE DOING IS JUST LOOKING AT THE EVIDENCE.

Re: Song lyrics you hate

[(Anonymous)]

Fit but you know it, by The Streets

Because a hot girl knowing she's hot is apparently an affront. But he's not trying to pull her, he just spends an entire song insinuating that her knowing that she's hot is a character flaw that makes her less attractive (but he'd like to pull her anyway, despite having a girlfriend!).

It's a shame about the lyrics because the song is a total bop.

Random questions

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone else have any? Because I do!

Walking pad

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone here have a walking pad? I'm tempted to get one for my bad social anxiety/agoraphoboa days so I can still get my steps in but it is a pretty big purchase so was just curious if anyone else has any xp with them and thought to share.

Brainstorming

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like to brainstorm some ideas with people but I'm weirded out about doing it in a public group like reddit because what if someone takes my ideas and runs with them? Does anyone know of a community or something I can use to brainstorm ideas or help be get out of a writing hole I've dug myself into? I know some people say AI but I'd rather not with that.

Or am I just being too paranoid about sharing my ideas publicly? I've been burned with that happening before, but maybe that was a weird fluke.

Vent

[(Anonymous)]

Because I'd like to. If you'd like to, as well...here's your thread.