[ SECRET POST #1891 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1891 ⌋


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 81 secrets from Secret Submission Post #270.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 3 4 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeats ]
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

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[fscom.livejournal.com]

14. http://i44.tinypic.com/256hj7s.png

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[insanenoodlyguy.livejournal.com]

I have no idea who this is, so maybe I'm missing something, but honestly what I take from this secret is that you have been thinking about trying watersports and he's the face in your head when that thought drifts to partners involved.

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[(Anonymous)]

He looks better in this picture. He's not so fug anymore

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[(Anonymous)]

I think this is the first picture I've seen where he looks attractive

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[(Anonymous)]

This secret creeps me out. I'm not even entirely certain what you're saying, OP. You...want to pee on this person? You want them to pee on you?

Anyway, I'm totally squicked by your fantasies. Please don't share them anymore.

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[dark-branwen.livejournal.com]

Far be it from me to judge anyone's sexual proclivities, so I won't. Like what you like, like what you don't like, as long as no one gets hurt, I could not possibly care less.

That being said, OP, I have no idea what you're talking about. What?

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[(Anonymous)]

o...kay, don't understand why you're implying he's into watersports. I haven't heard that anywhere.

Anyway, I identify as asexual and Benedict is like... the only human being I have legit had fantasies about having sex with (except not really, but closer than anyone else). He's kind of special.

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[citrinesunset.livejournal.com]

I'm a little curious about what exactly this secret is saying.

At first, I read watersports as a random example of something the OP finds gross but would be willing to try because they like Cumberbatch ("I think he's so hot, I'd even do watersports with him!").

But then I wondered if there was some sort of actual rumor about Cumberbatch actually being into watersports. If so, that would make him much more interesting to me.

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[unicornherds.livejournal.com]

Is this a "he's so hot I'd do anything he wants if it meant sex with him" secret? And if it is, is watersports seriously the most out-there thing you could think of?

Or is there some rumor about him actually being into watersports?

This secret is weird and confusing.

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[(Anonymous)]

oh man when i heard about that i was so squicked :|

but good for you op!

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[britt-m-89.livejournal.com]

Oh dear i think I stumbled onto dirtysherlocksecrets.tumblr.com (http://dirtysherlocksecrets.tumblr.com).

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[foxybanana.livejournal.com]

oh.
kay.

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[greenhoodloxley.livejournal.com]

OP is saying that they wouldn't care what *he* (Benedict Cumberbatch, for those who didn't recognize the face) is into. They're that willing to have sex with him.

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[gamewave.livejournal.com]

I like this secret because it's like we just eavesdropped on the tail-end of some random conversation and got this bizarre non-sequitur. It's like the fandom secret equivalent of "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

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[(Anonymous)]

OK now I really hope he actually is into watersports

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[(Anonymous)]

Wait... is Cumberbatch into watersports?!? o_O

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[(Anonymous)]

gdi OP i was trying to forget about that!

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[(Anonymous)]

Oh yes, "I would even try watersports for you!!!+1" is SUCH a turn on.

Note: you might come off as a bit creepy.

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[(Anonymous)]

this thread is like everything that is wrong with f!s

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[(Anonymous)]

This is all just a conspiracy to get everyone on fandomsecrets to have "benedict cumberbatch watersports" on their google search history, isn't it.

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[(Anonymous)]

PONYO PONYO PONYO

SAKANA NO KO

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[(Anonymous)]

ponyo ponyo ponyo sakana no ko

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[(Anonymous)]

Much better picture than usual. He looks pretty good there.

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[(Anonymous)]

OMG I forgot about this

Thanks for reminding me, anon... or rather no thanks. :/

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[(Anonymous)]

I like that I'm reading Homestuck at the same time as this thread and Homestuck is the one that makes more sense