[ SECRET POST #3362 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #3362 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[10 Cloverfield Lane]


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[The Flash/DC Comics]


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08. [SPOILERS for Gravity Falls]




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09. [SPOILERS for Zootopia]




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10. [SPOILERS for Zootopia]




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11. [WARNING for rape]




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12. [WARNING for rape]


[Downton Abbey]


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13. [WARNING for dubcon/rape/etc]




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14. [WARNING for sexual assault]




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15. [WARNING for sexual assault]
















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #480.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO images bigger than 600x600 in either direction (banners, et cetera).
2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

Shit Stream: POE TV HAS SOME SHIT! (Part 1)

[insanenoodlyguy]

You can find whole movies on POETV! I've found so many and I keep saying I should stream them, but I never do! Since I have enough to do whole streams many times over, I'm going to do just that!

Narcotics agent Tom Wilde is given a second chance at life after being shot and killed. In a futuristic experiment, agent Wilde is returned to life as an Android Robot. He is sent on a very dangerous mission into the depths of the golder Triangle to rescue Sophie, a beautiful undercover agent who has been captured by the evil drug warlord Mr. Young and his inhuman creation the Vampire Beast. A Godfrey Ho dubbed classic, ROBO VAMPIRE!

Then, one more ST. Paddy's movie! An irish martial arts film? Is it good? FUCK NO! THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE! It's got angsty flashbacks to shit we've seen in the movie already! But it is irish! And there is punching and kicking and also an Irish Obi Wan Hobo! FATAL DEVIATION!


The acting range of Jean Claude Van Damme right here...and even less script writing talent.

Finally, NSFW, the italians Ripped of Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS! It needed more boobs, some racism, and of course, Lesbians! Evil Nazi Lesbians! Spaghetti schlock at it's finest, SS HELL CAMP, aka THE BEAST IN HEAT!

This is a SHIT STREAM! I don't just do those anymore, but I won't not do them either! So get some lowered expecatations and get ready to laugh at all the wrong mometns!

6pm EST! NEW STREAM ADDRESS!

http://livestream.com/insanenoodlyguy

Re: Shit Stream: POE TV HAS SOME SHIT! (Part 1)

[insanenoodlyguy]

collapsable

[fscom]

Official clickables thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO huge images or columns of images that require scrolling, please.
2. ONE POST PER USER under in this thread.
3. If you're going to post, try to at least help the others.

[fscom]

General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

What is something you regretted buying?

[(Anonymous)]

It wasn't worth the money or you found it way cheaper somewhere else too late or whatever.

Re: What is something you regretted buying?

[(Anonymous)]

A PSP. Well, okay, I played a game or two - but I bought a handful of those PSP movies. Like, they were trying to sell movies on little PSP-exclusive disks, they were trying to make that a thing, and I bought a few. At the time it seemed pretty cool to have movies on a handheld device like that.

Stupidest fucking thing. Now I don't even buy DVDs at all anymore, everything's streamed via Netflix or whatever. But what the fuck am I going to do with those dumb PSP movies.

Re: What is something you regretted buying?

[skeletal_history]

I once bought a really expensive pair of glasses (that I didn't even like!) because a) the glasses fitter was pushy and, b) the security guard In the office was watching me try them on, and I used to have this big hangup about people watching me look at myself in a mirror. I felt so uncomfortable, I just said, "I'll take these!" regarding whatever pair was on my face at the moment. Ended up spending $400 over my budget and had to ask my dad to help with my rent the next month. I still feel a little sick to my stomach when I think about this. :(

What's the last mean-spirited thing you did?

[(Anonymous)]

Curious

Weekend Plans?

[kaijinscendre]

I am going to spend all night watching Daredevil probably. Tomorrow I am going to bake like 60 cookies to try and learn how to use icing and frosting (tips welcome!). So my family can look forward to a lot of ugly but delicious cookies! Other than that I need to go grocery shopping because there is no food in the house.

What about you?

The Music Thread

[dethtoll]

It was chilly but pleasant out, and it's gonna get gloomy and rainy soon. So have some 80s-ish music. And a MC 900 Foot Jesus song for when the rain hits.

Le Cassette - Tonight

Trevor Something - Summer Love

Desire - Mirror Mirror

College - A Real Hero

MC 900 Foot Jesus - Falling Elevators

Movies

[(Anonymous)]

You know the deal - lots of new stuff this week.

FONT MAKER!

[dani_phantasma]

So I found this neat thing today- http://www.myscriptfont.com/?userfile_url=&requiredfile_userfile=1&fontname=JJ+Font&outFormat=ttf - while I was looking up font stuff.

I've already made my own handwriting and now I'm making fancy decorative fonts. Thought y'all would enjoy it too.

Cards Against Humanity?

[diet_poison]

Does anybody know how to use the F!S deck? I want to host a game since it's been forever since we've played. (If successful I'll post it in the Games section)

I'm not sure which packs we usually use, and there appears to be a code of some sort I need to put in for custom decks, and I don't know what it is...

Awesome day was awesome

[iceyred]

I had a great day.

-Boss wasn't in the office. That's good because he's a dick.

-Lunch was pb&j.

-Sold some old and unworn jewelry. Got money for groceries. Can cover at least some of my county taxes in cash.

-Jewelry salesman is on a school board and has a link to the state school superintendent. I told him I write grants. He took my resume and agreed to pass it along. :)

-Dinner is/was ice cream, popcorn, and hot chocolate.

-They are calling for rain tomorrow, which will was away the pollen.

Tell me why your day was awesome, FS. I want to bask in temporary happiness.

Slowpoke thread

[insanenoodlyguy]

Inspired by Secret #11, post one or more of your favorite slowpokes!

Dear period

[(Anonymous)]

You are TWO WEEKS EARLY. WHY.

Unintentional meanness

[(Anonymous)]

(Or rudeness, stupidity, etc.)

Kind of to go along with the mean spirited thread.

what are you playing?

[(Anonymous)]

I've started playing my Sims again (2, because it's still the best overall), and Beverly Crushed and Captain Picard have just fallen in love. They're taking it slow until Wesley leaves for the academy though.

TMI Your first sex toy

[(Anonymous)]

So I officially ordered my first dildo online (because I'm a coward) two days ago and came to the weird realisation that this is not something I can discuss with anyone I know, I never talk about sexual things with my friends.

I didn't really know what kind or what size to get, so I kind of just chose what looked good and crossed my fingers, I figure if it's too big I can work on that... It's supposed to come in an unassuming package but I'm still nervous and hope I'll catch the delivery.


What was your first sex toy and when and where did you buy it?

Romantic advice thread?

[(Anonymous)]

I find the sexual attraction of men very unattractive (strangely) and tend to only like guys who don't like me back. The moment they show interest back, any feelings of mine fizzle out. I feel like I'm absolutely one of those crazy girls that TRP people talk about. Is this normal? What's wrong with me?

$115 million verdict in Hulk Hogan sex-tape lawsuit could wipe out Gawker

[(Anonymous)]

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/03/115-million-verdict-in-hulk-hogan-sex-tape-lawsuit-could-wipe-out-gawker/

Mehehehe.

[fscom]

Games thread!

PLAY CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!

[diet_poison]

I think I did this right!!!

Click here to join: http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=188

Once enough people join I'll start the game!

Password is FS

FS CAH deck

[loracarol]

It still exists, and I can still log in to edit it. So, if anyone has any suggestions, give me a holler. :D