[ SECRET POST #3414 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3414 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 036 secrets from Secret Submission Post #488.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

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Official clickables thread.

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General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

What is a movie you wish existed?

[(Anonymous)]

Original, sequel, or remake.

Re: What is a movie you wish existed?

[morieris]

Disney, you have the rights, you've had them for a few years now, you even have the author of the books writing a screenplay last I checked - please, do SOMETHING with Artemis Fowl.

Re: What is a movie you wish existed?

[philstar22]

A live action Wizard of Oz that follows the book. Actually, what I'd really love is a live action Ozma of Oz or Emerald City of Oz or Glinda of Oz, but they'd have to do the first one first.

Another Dune miniseries. I'd love to see them try to do God Emperor of Dune.

I think most of the Silmarillion would be hard to make into a film. But there are some parts that would be good, though I don't want Jackson anywhere near it. I'd say either the Celebrimbor and Annatar in Eregion and the forging of the rings of power storyline or the Sauron in Numenor storyline. Either of those would make good movies, I think, in the hands of the right person.

Re: What is a movie you wish existed?

[mrs_don_draper]

There was supposed to be a 8th Road picture in 1977 with Bing, Bob, and Dorothy, but Bing died before they even started filming. There was also rumored to be a Fred and Ginger movie to be made in 1956, but it never panned out.

I think almost all remakes and most sequels can go to hell, tbh.

Re: What is a movie you wish existed?

[morieris]

Also; oblig. "Oh my jolly goodness when will we get The Real Rocknrolla."

Re: What is a movie you wish existed?

[(Anonymous)]

I want a movie - or probably miniseries - of the Trojan War that actually follows Graeco-Roman (and maybe some medieval) source material. Seriously, there is so much epic stuff to work with, and each adaptation gets weirdly changed and they shy away from anything gay. Plus I'd want it to include mythology, starting with the Golden Apple and Discord stuff. And the Amazons. Hate all these adaptations that cut the Amazons out completely because ~women don't fight guys~. Seriously, a head-to-head battle with all these legendary heroes, Battle Royale style. please make it happen someone.

Re: What is a movie you wish existed?

[dethtoll]

C'monnn adaptations of cyberpunk properties I like (Neuromancer, Deus Ex.)

Re: What is a movie you wish existed?

[(Anonymous)]

An X-Men movie that isn't total shit.

Re: What is a movie you wish existed?

[caerbannog]

Partials. Or maybe I'd prefer as a Tv show. I'm not sure.

Re: What is a movie you wish existed?

[kaijinscendre]

Something else in the Inception-verse. Preferably focusing on forgers because that job was so fascinating.

And just more horror movies that don't rely on gore and jump scares. :(

Re: What is a movie you wish existed?

[case]

Modern version of Death of a Salesman that's actually made to be a movie, not following the stage version.

What's your least favourite part of start of work day

[caerbannog]

When you first get in to work, what is it?

Mine is that everyone has to ask how are you, how was your night etcetc come on guys I saw you less than 16 hours ago, please let me get my coffee and trudge through these emails in silence.

Impressions of fandoms you're not a part of

[(Anonymous)]

Tell 'em here

Work-related Confessions

[(Anonymous)]

Since it's Monday, what are your work-related confessions/secrets? School-related if you're a student.

What do you wish you knew as a recent grad?

[(Anonymous)]

- "a recent grad"

If all goes well I'll never have to write another essay ever again.

The Music Thread

[dethtoll]

Here's a few things I've been looping lately!

Dance With The Dead - Master of Puppets remix

God Is An Astronaut - Agneya

Bobby Womack - Across 110th Street

Mitch Murder - Night Train

Kendrick Lamar - ADHD

Vincenczo Salvia - Dirge for November

Hit me with your replays, folks!

Are there any active marvel fic/kink memes?

[(Anonymous)]

guess who saw Civil War and wants back in on fandom

I did not sign up for this!

[(Anonymous)]

What are some unexpected things that have occurred during an event or when buying an item or really anything.

Is anyone else just really fed up with BSDM?

[(Anonymous)]

Female or male dom, m/m, m/f, f/f, or any other variety.

I get that some people like it, great, but there's so much shoved into (haha) things that don't require it sometimes. Like, it's not enough to have two people fall in love anymore, you have to throw in some BDSM "lite" because that's what's selling, folks!! That's what everyone's into, and if they're not they're "vanilla."

A least in published fiction it's usually labelled so I can avoid it.

Unpopular Opinions Thread

[(Anonymous)]

I don't care about Captain America at all. I just don't care. I don't really find him that interesting. I like Bucky, but when he's relating to other characters. I want to see content with Black Widow, Iron Man, and Black Panther, Sam Wilson...All of those guys, but no Cap, please. This is very difficult for me to find, obviously.

[(Anonymous)]

Like, I know this is a crazy opinion, but maybe men wouldn't have quite as many fucked up issues with toxic masculinity if it wasn't a dominant narrative that it's nearly impossible for men to sexually satisfy women

And don't let's pretend like that's something men invented, either. And if your argument is going to be that it's just true and men are all actually bad at sex, then I'm sorry to say but it seems to me that a certain neurosis is going to fall out of that.

But in any case.

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Games thread!