[ SECRET POST #709 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #709 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 17 pages, 416 secrets from Secret Submission Post #102.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

120. You win for the Mylar portion of this secret. \o/

[(Anonymous)]

145. It's just an excuse for bishonen
lol. As for the amount of blonds, it's because the characters are based on stereo-types and the Japanese stereo-type most foreigners to be blonde.

171. If it makes you feel better, these were the original designs->http://i36.tinypic.com/2i1jgcp.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

150. ...Wow, that's lame.

167. in b4 wank?

172. That's just CLAMP's style. Their chars tend to look similar, yes.

174. Because, of course, that is all women's fault. Of course. In b4 wank?

[gaviotas.livejournal.com]

172. Not to be wanky or anything -- since, you know, I like CLAMP -- but their characters tend to have the same formula.

Re: 113, 146, 174

[(Anonymous)]

146. I know exactly what you are referring to, and I wish that element of Jack/Ianto fen would realize how it reflects on everyone who enjoys the pairing.

117, 153, 174, 175

[erinmar13.livejournal.com]

117--New Zealand for me.

153--i did too. it was the only thing that made sense to me.

174--haha, your secret doesn't even make sense. i totally call troll.

175-- i felt really bad cuz i thought she was already dead.

Re: 117.

[justspaz.livejournal.com]

Same for me. Just...too awesome of a place for words.

108

[girl-curve.livejournal.com]

I just assume they're really stupid. You want a fandom and you leave nothing to google... FAIL.

I don't see why stuff like that has to be a secret anyway.

[dropsofgleam.livejournal.com]

119. Considering I've met people who want Haruhi to be *murdered in cold blood* for not being a sweetie all the time... (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustBugsMe/SuzumiyaHaruhiNoYuutsu) huh.

170. Can't say I ever was thrilled with AsuCaga, but I do understand your viewpoint. That was one great OT4 and adding Meyrin would've made it a great OT5 yeeeesh.

174. Iv'e met several males who write romantic fiction. And female authors who don't write romance. So, no. CRY MOAR.

174

[haunter]

you know.

i'm a girl.

and i am the manliest person to ever be manly ever. my manliness eclipses the manliness of kamina and chuck norris put together.

and i happen to quite like The Gay.

and i'm not leaving fandom any time soon.

OOPS SORRY FOR RUINING IT FOR YOU

STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT


edited for edgeworth icon.

BONUS:
EVERYONE IS GAY FOR KAGE
EDITED YET AGAIN TO BE BIGGER

Re: 174

[mistress-siana.livejournal.com]

I love you. In a very manly way.

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[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

148. I literally just finished BioShock yesterday. I'm still heartbroken over the betrayal (and I knew allt he spoilers). I loved the funny Irish bastard. All throughout the final segment of the game, I kept thinking, "I wish Atlas were here. He'd know what to do. He'd help me." Alas, noooooo. I'm stuck with the (arguably pretty awesome) Tenanbaum and the smug Frank fucking Fountaine.


And if there is not fic of Diane McClintock/Atlas, I will be so disappointed.

[/tl;dr] I feel you, OP.

111

[jennifer.livejournal.com]

Way to overgeneralize, poster. As someone who plays Edgeworth? The person that plays Phoenix and I are working to make sure there's plot going with them. They're not constantly out to jump each others' bones.

But really. Way to overgeneralize.

Re: 111

[(Anonymous)]

you're a rare exception, if what you say is true.

[honestys-easy.livejournal.com]

116. I couldn't agree with you more. It would have been kind of cool if she got her sparkly angel power back and then decided to go evil and kick everyone's ass. or it would have been better had she never been there in the first place

119. I stopped watching Naruto years ago but the only reason I'd start again is to see how Sakura's grown. She had so much potential but fell flat when I was watching.

123. Twlight/HSM CROSSOVER FIC. I haven't read/watched either of them BUT NOW I DEMAND IT.

154. I would totally watch an entire evening of Must See TV where Earl and Darnell just showed up randomly in Heroes, 30 Rock, etc. and said "Hey Earl..." "Hey Crabman..." and then the rest of the storyline went on as if nothing happened.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

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[exitstarleft.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on, why not have BOTH?

"His buttsex level is over ONE MILLION!"
"AHAHA, but my buttsex level is over TWO MILLION!"

Re: 174

[swivelchair.livejournal.com]

*sporfle!* This also looks like the perfect response to 133.

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[glemsydoodles.livejournal.com]

I love you for your formatting win.

[jaclynhyde.livejournal.com]

101. Seconded!
125. WHY IS THE TEXT SNAKING FROM HIS NOSE
127. It totally is.
150. Superior to everyone.
166. Heh. Personally, I'm in it for the characterization (mainly of House, Cuddy, and Wilson), and the dialogue--I can see how the formula turns people off, though...
168. Is this really a secret? Who cares, it's hot.
Too Big 2. HOLY CRAP GARFIELD AND FRIENDS

125

[azurite]

To demonstrate Edward Cullen's all-so-awesome nose flaring ability.

It totally looks like he's breathing for realz, yanno?

Actually I thought it was quite original/creative...

[(Anonymous)]

151. Mormons are allowed on the computer?

[theshakesss.livejournal.com]

omg rofl. ily.

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[naboru-narluin.livejournal.com]

137. do you know girl_gamers? Guess not every girl gamer is ugly. :p

[(Anonymous)]

108. this

146. sorry, secret op, not everyone does it and it's arrogant to presume we're all like you. we are quiet because we'd rather watch the rest of you tear each other apart. maybe you'll leave and the fandom will calm down again.

155. product placement! thanks for the community plug. let me guess, you're a moderator.

162. these type of secrets are getting to the point I don't believe them. I believe the secret makers are doing it because they are trying to outdo each other on the squick meter.

164. yaoi fans were so desperate for an anime to justify their OMG BUTTSECKS that they clung to Gravitation. you're right. it's horrible.

167. we all have our deep dark desires. too many people are frightened of them and envy those who aren't. word up, secret maker.

173. tell you what, secret maker, you show me where homophobia is no longer celebrated in real life and I'll be a bit more sympathetic to you. I can't tell you how many times I've gotten sick and tired of hearing the het fans go on about how it's not 'real life' that all characters are gay and how a character is really heterosexual because they looked at a girl in the show and hung out with them. that MUST mean they were heterosexual!

OMG they didn't say they liked girls but they DIDN'T say they liked girls, it's possible right? RIGHT??!?!?!?

if it works for you, it works for us too. you can't use it as your argument and tell us we can't.

since real life really does celebrate heterosexuality and homosexuality is still minimized and downplayed, I get really tired of hearing about your fucking entitlement issues in fandom.

174. so getting guys getting fucked up the ass bothers you? you might want to examine why.

173 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you for proving such a lovely example of what I headdesk to.
I like slash, and if there are slash suggestions, fine with it. But when you get people saying someone HAS TO BE GAY and saying that the het shippers for that character are just homophobic, you're watering down the ugliness of homophobia. I've been on both sides of the isle in quite a few fandoms, and there's a whole lot less vocalization from het side.

Homophobia is fast becoming the new Godwin's Law for a lot of fandoms.

[holophonics.livejournal.com]

112. My OTPs are never canon either, and more than half of them have been het. You'll find a likeable canon pairing eventually. :]

115: I don't know who this person is, but... hot clothes.

119. I like those two characters for the exact same reason.

133. M-my childhood ;_____;

138. I've done that before, with ads. It doesn't make sense ot me either. D:

144. I think some of the questions in that are bloody ridiculous. I'm in tenth grade now, and I don't even remember any of that stuff. My younger sister in seventh grade doesn't know either, so don't feel bad.

145. IAWTSC - the biggest reason it's on my flist is so my sister can access the stuff. But I do like how mature they've approached the fanart subject.

148. Bioshock scares me to be honest, and that was me playing the mute demo. With three other people in the room. ;_;

160. I have a friend who is EXACTLY the same, and she even admits to not really thinking of me as a friend (and she treats her boyfriend like shit too). Nerd cliques? More often than you think, especially at all-girls' schools.

165. Somehow, I almost feel the same way. /hopeful belief that it's not true

167. Fantasy =/= Reality

174. I agree with this, and I'M a slash fan. There is a line where it's just too much, you know?

174-

[(Anonymous)]

Do you mean 174, or 173?

[sarolynne.livejournal.com]

116 - Having sex with Dean wasn't even what made her a Sue--sex with Dean is pretty common. It was the Titanic-style hand print and all that sparkly angel business that did it. Dude. Flaws, woman, do you have them?

119 - I loved Haruhi. I don't have any problem with Sakura either. I actually would call them both pretty strong examples of female characters because (OMG) they actually develop. They are flawed people. They learn to be somewhat better, but still flawed people. Complimenting it too much feels a little bit like giving out head pats for something that should be a given, but it isn't clearly, and I definitely appreciate that about both of them.

150 - You might want to watch your grammar a little more closely when you're claiming to be superior to other people.

173 & 174 - I cry a single crystal tear for both of you. You can decide how to split it between yourselves.

173

[(Anonymous)]

174 can have it. Either that, or a coupon for a prostitute.

I just wrote min in a fit of anger after getting a comment a fic that the idea of the pairing was vile and horrifying (of two canonally swing characters (they don't say if they're gay or otherwise)). Yeah.

166

[lovedforaday.livejournal.com]

166 - People are just now getting sick of House? That shit got boring to me mid-way through season 2.

House is just a boring procedural that's considered cool enough for people under 40 to like.

145, 166

[darth.livejournal.com]

145. LOL. Every day has to have something that might start Hetalia wank, it seems. XD;;;

166. Is that. House. With a Geass? .../saves

171, 173, 174

[(Anonymous)]

171. But if you can't rip yourself off, who CAN you rip off??

173. Maybe it's because having a canonically gay character suddenly renounce the realization that s/he defied the "straight until proven otherwise" thing that so utterly pervades human society comes across as a denial of non-straight sexualities, a "correction" of sorts.

I can see where they come from, but honestly, as long as it's convincing (in either case), that's all that matters to me.

174. Except "romance" also includes het (and even more rarely, yuri) and shameless OC or Mary-Sue pairings, and is certainly not limited to "buttfucking"; you should have specified "slash" or "yaoi" or "m/m" or any of those in your example search if that was the point you were trying to make. Librarian says you fail at searching.

(Also, women aren't the only ones who write romance and men aren't the only ones who write action/adventure. Get the fuck off your generalization horse.)

Re: 173

[(Anonymous)]

I know that's absurd- I was using the example (and evidently failed) to point out that it's just as absurd to have someone "wake up gay". Neither one happens.

I was just sick of being told in a fandom where Slash Comes First, my daring to take a character who has a history of heterosexual relationships and put him....in a heterosexual relationship is VILE AND DISGUSTING. When the slashers start sounding like the Prop 8 supporters I had to deal with, I get annoyed.

116

[(Anonymous)]

You're the kind of person who makes me sick of being in the Supernatural fandom: whiny, entitled, and willing to bitch and moan endlessly - especially if it's about a female character.

Re: 116

[(Anonymous)]

Wow at people not being allowed to dislike ANY female characters in the Supernatural fandom. If you do, YOU'RE WHINY AND ENTITLED OMG. Shut up, you're a retard.

[baby-werewolf.livejournal.com]

153 - It was "porn" for me. The mouth movements are even about right.


...the old lady shopkeeper, oh dear...

109 130 132 174

[mimes.livejournal.com]

109 - YES THIS. I hate it when people say something sucks because they don't like it. I honestly try not to do that. It's one thing to actually be able to come up with reasons as to why you think something is rubbish, and it's another thing to diss something cause it doesn't appeal to you. I mean, I don't like Gossip Girl, but I'm not going to say it sucks because I don't like it (I'm actually quite sure that it's a pretty good show when looking at it objectively, but it personally bores me to tears).

130 - Hello, agreed.

132 - Boots have crazy magic powers, don't they? I would actually love a pair of Wonder Woman boots, now that I think of it.

174 - Well, I'm a girl and I'm more likely to talk about who could beat up who in a fight. That being said. . . oi.