[ SECRET POST #730 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #730 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Stuff to do, better early than late, right (:

Secrets Left to Post: 16 pages, 384 secrets from Secret Submission Post #105.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

112

[downburst.livejournal.com]

Re: 112

[fenm.livejournal.com]

"It's coming right at us!"
/sorry

138., 151.

[glumby.livejournal.com]

138. "You know, nights when you and the moon and the water all become one... you feel you're part of something big and marvelous. That's the only place to live... where the stars are so close over your head you feel you could reach up and stir them around...." Oh yes yes yes yes. Please. Yes.

151. I'll tell you a secret: I once wrote a self-insert story where Tom Waits an I sat on a rooftop under the stars and shared a bottle of bourbon, and it ended with him saying, "You're alright, kid," and offering to buy me some eggs and coffee. It's gone now, I was too embarrassed to hold onto it. But I know exactly what you mean.

151.

[telemetries.livejournal.com]

I'm not in the fandom, and I'm not a huge fan of self-inserts, but that actually sounds pretty cool. ^^;;

[miltia.livejournal.com]

108. He was my favorite character, too, hands down. I like to think that at the very least, he got some good compromises because of Dojima that made life post-game not completely suck. Because...well, a good ending is kinda hard when life's gonna bore him moreso than before.

[3goodtimes.livejournal.com]

112. So I should be choosing the characters I like based on their skin color and not their personalities? Because that's not racist at all?

Oookay. >>

163

[(Anonymous)]

163. Ten lbs giving fake lap dances? WTF are you doing, jumping jacks in front of the chair and a shit ton of squats? My BS meter is at level orange.

I give actual lap dances for a living, four nights a week/six hours a night, and, yes, there has been a time or two I even imagined some ugly dude was Jared or Jensen. Guess what? Never lost any weight doing it! I also know more than a couple dancers who could stand to lose ten lbs and have for months. Doesn't seem to be a weight loss program for any of them either.

Good secret, though. I wish more people would put that kind of effort into coming up with ridiculous secrets.

Re: 163

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not the secret poster, but i am genuinely astonished at how much offense you are taking with this secret. That would be such a stupid fucking thing to lie about.

CHILL THE FUCK OUT

116

[morejellytoast.livejournal.com]

Tango! I adore him, he and Steve are my favorite GhostHunters.

105, 106, 107, 148

[(Anonymous)]

for each of you :)

[etherealtsuki.livejournal.com]

103. Cool story, bro.

112. Jesus Christ, I can't stand the acronym "POC", even when I'm one of them.

113. Tennant fans, get out of my head because I'm starting to warm up to this idea like woah.

115. Welcome to episodic cartoon with barely no plot. A cartoon like Pokemon are made in a way that Ash never ages. It is funny that Pokemon been on for thirteen or so years now in Japan and Ash is still like 10-12. Pokemon isn't a cartoon meant to have a following for that long. It assumes that you're eventually grow tired of it and replace it with new fans.

123. Wow. Usually, I can't stand it when a song is Chimpmunk-ized most of the time and wish they had more original songs. I hate "Bad Day" with a passion of a trillion songs, and if I go to Hell, the perfect Hell for me is to listen to the Chipmunks version for all eternity. I swear.

124. Don't worry, it's alright. Although I find myself like that with Michelle Phiffefer or Diane Lane. Nothing along to know about that aging can be like a fine wine and all that jazz.

126. Yeah, Russia/Lithuania is one of my squick pairings, big part because of history and a small part of Hetalia canon. I don't think most people think they're cute and funny although they might laugh at Russia's attempts of stalking anyone (and Jesus does that strip really bring it home that it wasn't and I nearly cried on that part).

129. I have to say, yeah, I agree. He fits in looks but very little in every thing else. Still get the feeling that he comes off the worst actor of the lot although he's improving bit by bit.

135. It's perfectly fine not liking sex scenes. Believe it or not, some people aren't turned on by fictional sex stuff, it just not your thing and you don't need to pretend that it is. But I don't think it's neccesarily means you're asexual though (if would be something totally different if you have a lack of sexual interest outside of fiction).

If you're really friends with them, they would be alright if you wanted to talk about something else.

144. But depending where the fic takes place, isn't he a huge fucking asshole? He didn't know he was wrong until a while after when he was in Voldy's ranks.

158. They were too cute~! I love the second (?) game which was basically telling you how they got together.

168. UGH, DON'T, JUST DON'T USE THAT REASONING! Hidekaz has sucky speed skills and doing it out of whim more often than not. There's no reason other than that. Also, Sealand didn't even existed in WW2.

[charmwitch.livejournal.com]

I.
I had to look up what POC meant.

It took me a while to find it from this handy dandy list (http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/POC), my first reactions were :

Porsche Owners Club?
Piece Of Cake?
Petty Officer Cadet?

Like, seriously, I didn't even know this kind of word was in use. Color me confused.

[notoriousreign.livejournal.com]

107. Join the club. >3

119. Who's that? Elizabeth the first? (actually wants to know)

Lol 128 and 129. "I don't like Robert" "I don't like Daniel". This, as anyone could tell, makes me lol. Or, you know, giggle. xD

141. Gaah, I could barely see that. ><

156. Oh God, it would be.

119

[one-hoopy-frood.livejournal.com]

You're right, it's her.

[x-unitygirl-x.livejournal.com]

101: I do this too, s’okay.

112: I’m trying to guess what POC means and urbandictionary isn’t helping me out. Anyway, lame secret is lame and its own form of racism. I like characters based on their personalities, not what they look like. Plus, using a lack of a particular icon to judge someone? Lame.

129: He’s awful.

167: Marie IS Soma, just with memories.

[(Anonymous)]

112. I think POC means "person of color."

[(Anonymous)]

126 - Poland/Germany? That's hott. China/Tibet? fap fap fap. WAIT, IS THAT RUSSIA/LITHUANIA?! THAT'S MY COUNTRY! WELL THIS IS JUST BELOW THE BELTS SIRS I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS ANY LONGER YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES


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[etherealtsuki.livejournal.com]

While I agreed that the OP is worthy of a deep facepalm, Canada did in fact had a pretty active part of WW2, Cuba less so but did contributed.

Sealand didn't exist per say, but what made up of Sealand was a fort that was used in WW2.

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[telemetries.livejournal.com]

105. Dude. That game is awesomeness. I used to play "Where In Space is Carmen Sandiego?" like all the fucking time when I was a kid.

113. ...Wow.

115. IKR.

117. OH GOD THAT FUCKING SHOW. It creeps me out. A little bit.

124. MERYL STREEP ♥♥♥

128. Aw. I think he's cute. ;_;

129. I think he's alright. ^^;;

152. APSKSPAKPSKJPKS M*A*S*H. It helped me learn about ranks a little bit, too. But I got most of my knowledge from my parents, who were actually in the military before they had me. XD

166. ...That is one freakishly skinny boy. =/

Re: 105

[timid--timbuktu.livejournal.com]

Where in Space is the best one!

[miss-yuka.livejournal.com]

126. Oh noez, someone dislikes my favourite pairing :(

112

[(Anonymous)]

Gosh, does this put anime fandoms in the clear since those characters are (supposed to be) Japanese?

Re: 112

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Not all of them are, actually.
However since anime fans are watching something made by POC, I would think that would exempt them. Us. Whatevs.

110, 113, 156

[downerdebbie.livejournal.com]

110 - Since when do people NOT do this?

113 - Prepare for crazy disappointment, I guess.

156 - They will undoubtedly grow up to be the most miserable married couple ever. yay

112

[fly-buggy-fly.livejournal.com]

Dear 112:

I don't have any icons of real people of differing skin tones than my own, but my icons still come in many (http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/83068045/2396352) colors (http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/82909313/2396352). Does that count?

Re: 112

[xanykaos.livejournal.com]

Bumper (Bumblebee's voice) is black, I think. Also made of awesome, but we know that's not how you should be judging the people you like, according to the secret maker.

Heh, d'aw, Bumblebee...

106

[iluvblueyes.livejournal.com]

I got an autographed picture of him for Christmas one year.I didn't even try to hide the fact that it was by far my favorite gift.

[one-hoopy-frood.livejournal.com]

113. I really hope they pick him, but as long as it's not Johnny Depp I'm not to bothered.

119. I'm not entirely sure how this is fandom, but Elizabeth I was totally a BAMF.

129. I think the only times I've disliked him as Harry have been A) when I feel like the scripts are badly written and B) emotional scenes. But he's gotten so much better recently, and he seems like such an awesome person, it's hard for me to dislike him even when I hate the movies as a whole. Plus, I didn't really like Harry that much until the last half of the last book, so I don't expect to like him.

132. Wow. That's unfortunate.

[one-hoopy-frood.livejournal.com]

*too
Faily McFail. I need a paid account.

[(Anonymous)]

I had to look up POC. LOL! You know, just because my favorite characters all happen to be white doesn't make me a racist. I like some African American characters, too. I just don't like to read fanfic about them as much and icons are supposed to reflect fandom interests. Putting in a pic of some "person of color" just to seen not racist even if you don't really like them that much is stupid and kinda racist in itself.

[(Anonymous)]

I like some African American characters, too. I just don't like to read fanfic about them as much

... *sigh*

I could get into the institutionalized racism that is the 'sexless negro' syndrome (that is particularly prominent in fandom), but I won't.

112

[(Anonymous)]

What if I don't use pictures of people in my icons at all?

112

[(Anonymous)]

What about those of us who post anon and don't have any icons at all, huh? Thanks a lot for leaving us out of your trolling. You're obviously just racist against anons :(

Re: 112

[telemetries.livejournal.com]

Damn you anons. Damn you all.


just kidding bb. ♥

[hlagol]

164. Totes agree with OP, even though the Fry and I are both gay. haha.

112

[iapetusneume.livejournal.com]

Everybody's A Little Bit Racist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbwNSNLPIfw)

Re: 112

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

Wait, didn't we just have that (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomsecrets/232575.html?thread=102411903#t102411903) wank (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomsecrets/232575.html?thread=102456703#t102456703) the other day? Whatever you do, DON'T CROSS THE WANK STREAMS!

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[squoctobird.livejournal.com]

If you have some questions about asexuality, you should check out asexuality.org and check out some of the communities here on lj.

Being asexual myself, I find it hard to get REALLY involved in fandom, specially fan fiction, because it is so filled with sex.

If the only thing you and your friends have in common or can talk about is sex in fandom and what not, maybe you need new friends.

[jorajo.livejournal.com]

114. Being willingly rape defies the definition of the word, my friend.
137. JAMES MCAVOY RUINS LIVES. IN A SEXY WAY. So does Anne Hathaway, for me. And yeah, I hate it when people think those who don't marry are less than those who do.
150. I'm with you on this one. Dwight/Angela is so amazingly complex for a sitcom. I love it.
165. D: You will be missed, bb.

[shaxophile.livejournal.com]

137. JAMES MCAVOY RUINS LIVES. IN A SEXY WAY.

This made me lol all too much, if only because I'm now imagining a movie announcer narrating his life thusly:

JAMES MCAVOY BRUSHES HIS TEETH. IN A SEXY WAY.

JAMES MCAVOY DRIVES TO WORK. IN A SEXY WAY.

JAMES MCAVOY EATS SOME TOAST. IN A SEXY WAY.

JAMES MCAVOY PLAYS MR TUMNUS. IN A - hold it right there.