[ SECRET POST #5501 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5501 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 08 secrets from Secret Submission Post #787.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[case]

Name the fandom. And repeats, etc.

(If you think something in this thread is a troll, please ignore it! Conversation is fine, but OT wank makes stuff harder to keep track of in this thread. Thanks.)

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General comments → Off-topic discussion thread

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01. https://i.imgur.com/RbJAd9C.png

[(Anonymous)]

Make a new email account, pick a new username, post smut, never talk about it outside fandom with your real social media accts, then profit!

How would your potential students or unborn kids know your smut fic username?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm so tired of the self-flagellation in fandom these days. * You're not doing anything wrong FFS.

[(Anonymous)]

Just keep everything under an anonymous screen name so no one knows it's you? (People still do that, right?)

Or are you horrified just at the idea of a child or student of yours reading your smut, even if they don't know you wrote it and you don't know they read it?

[(Anonymous)]

Unless you’re using your real name to post porn under how would anyone know? I use completely different usernames for my fic-account and twitter so no one can easily link them together just because I like to have my smutty side of fandom separated from the PG version. I don’t want people to know my kinks lmao.

[(Anonymous)]

Pssst… hey

don’t know if you know this but

pretty much everyone consumes porn in some way. You’re actually in the minority if you don’t.

[(Anonymous)]

I relate OP! I want to post horny fanart somewhere but I'm very scared it'll be linked back to me by style alone and I'll lose every possible future art job. The only solution I can think about is to post them somewhere very fandom obscure.

[(Anonymous)]

Just don't link your fanworks to your RL identity in any obvious ways and you're fine.

Also, if I was a teacher and wrote porn anonymously and my students read it, I would not care, as long as they didn't know I wrote it. I would prefer to also not know they read it, but if somehow I accidentally found out they read it, I would say nothing and then chuckle about it later in private. *shrug* Most people over the age of puberty enjoy some form of porn. It's not weird unless you make it weird.

[dancingmouse]

Are you going to be posting it under your real name or something? Just pick a handle nobody would link to you, don't tell anyone else about it, and post away.

[(Anonymous)]

If you really are paranoic that someone will find you on a moslty anonymous archive you can use a false temporary email account (like guerrilla mail) to sign up on AO3 and use a VPN when you post your fics or interact with the site while logged in.
Kind of extreme, but you'll be 99.9% sure that nobody will ever link your fics to you. But almost surely nobody will never ever try to doxx you just for posting smut.
Enjoy writing and posting porn with no shame.

[(Anonymous)]

If you ever do become a teacher or have kids... simply delete your smut. They can't read it then.

[(Anonymous)]

I think AO3 makes it easy to post smut in a way in which it can't be traced back to you. You can post anon, or (as others upthread have suggested) create a new account that's unaffiliated from your main social media account(s).

I started writing smut in earnest and posting them online last year and it's been really liberating and fun! I post for a small fandom and I'm not doing much to "build" an audience. I thank people who leave comments but that's about it. I let myself enjoy the Hits and Kudos I receive, even if they're not a lot.

If it's literally the idea that one day someone close to you may read your filth, that's fine! No pressure to post smut! But if you have the desire to post your works, I'd say take the leap and post them!

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[(Anonymous)]

Where's everybody reading this? Novelupdates has 30 chapters and then 130+.
Not sure if I read the translation in the secret but I'd give some leeway to free translators.
Saying that even though I hated both MCs I wouldn't enjoy reading the book littered with negative comments because it is what it is and I'm not one for hate reading.

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[(Anonymous)]

Same.

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[feotakahari]

There are game settings that are dumb action settings, so it seems like a game setting could be a dumb porn setting. But it’s true that stuff like Slablands or Portals of Phereon feels like the sex is just there. It’s not really integrated into the setting in a way that makes sense.

Flexible Survival arguably pulls it off, but Flexible Survival is offensive in almost every possible way, so you need to get into a specific headspace to deal with its bullshit. (Seriously, the only thing it doesn’t have is necrophilia.)

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[(Anonymous)]

*shrug* Different people have different tastes. Simple as that, really. Humor is highly subjective.

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[(Anonymous)]

Uh huh. This has got to be a troll secret.

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OP

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you secret maker, this is adorable! ❤ ❤ ❤

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NS, NF, etc.

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2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
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4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

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General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please warn/post as 2nd comment so it collapses!
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Very New Beginner to Dungeons and Dragons

[(Anonymous)]

So I know its been getting popular for a while, but a friend of mine who just started playing it has gotten me curious about it - and I was wondering if anyone who happens to be into it have any recommendations on videos or what to read to understand it better. So far I've read up on the races and watched a few episodes of A Crap Guide to DnD.

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Games thread!