[ SECRET POST #5830 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5830 ⌋

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Name the fandom. And repeats, etc.

(If you think something in this thread is a troll, please ignore it! Conversation is fine, but OT wank makes stuff harder to keep track of in this thread. Thanks.)

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[(Anonymous)]

But didja use honey for lube?

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, I gotta know, what euphemisms did you use?

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, at least you didn't use "his glistening rod of love", right? Right?

[rosehiptea]

Sometimes if I have trouble picturing the character(s) saying "cock" I have trouble putting it in the fic. I don't use laughable euphemisms (or honey for lube) but I've been known to avoid the word.

I haven't written smut in years anyway though.

[(Anonymous)]

You had a Heart full of Poetry, OP!

[(Anonymous)]

ngl - I've been writing more gay porn recently and I always feel like I have to rotate between cock, dick shaft and length while fearing that I'm using any one of them too much.

[(Anonymous)]

What kind of euphemisms are we talking about here? Personally I feel there are levels of cringe. Like, barely cringe/possibly not even cringe if you use them well are words like shaft and length. Then there's moderate cringe, like rod, member, manhood (I will not lie, I don't always mind "member" in the really smutty stuff--but I realize I'm in the minority on that). Then there's insurmountable cringe with the giggle-inducing shit like meat thermometer and trouser snake.

Anyway, OP, there is absolutely no shame in having grown as a writer (and learned to call a cock a cock)! And you are certainly better than me; whenever I attempt to read my old writing, I cringe so hard my whole brain just locks down and refuses to go any further with the endeavor. XD

[(Anonymous)]

Would "dick" be any better?

[(Anonymous)]

For the past couple of years I really got into smut quiting in my fandoms and I first started out using "cock" a lot/almost exclusively.

After a handful of fics and reading around, I kind of became aware of the repetition of the word "cock" feeling too same-y.
It's a lot like when I realized I kept using the word "eyes" when describing a moment between two characters.

I rely heavily on the word "cock" but these days I try to be mindful of using it where I feel it to be most effective.

Like, the word "dick" I personally don't really like to describe a penis, but if a certain character is someone who I believe likes that word, I will use it, either as a descriptor in the character's head from their POV or I will have them say it in conversation.

My go-to euphemisms are usually: cock, member, stick, rod, manhood (but used mostly in history romance pieces I write), meat

[(Anonymous)]

Purple paratrooper of love?

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[(Anonymous)]

It was sweet, I'll give you that. It had that old fashioned rough charm.

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[(Anonymous)]

As long as they can afford more than one dwarf now, though.

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[(Anonymous)]

I hate tiktok cause it's chinese spyware. I demand good old american spyware.

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[(Anonymous)]

I mean, they could but should they?

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[(Anonymous)]

And a Very Merry Humbug to him, I'm sure.

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[(Anonymous)]

After decades of reading fanfic and trying to get back into reading actual published novels, I have found that I can really only get into books that read like fanfic (affectionate). By this I mean that it just starts the story, no info dump, no long set up to get through, no explaining every character before getting to any kind of interaction. No stop-record scratch-you may be wondering how I got here-bullshit. Just straight into the story and make it so that I can pick up everything I need to know along the way. I don't have the time or attention to listen to a goddamned historical lecture about a world/people I don't give a shit about.

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[(Anonymous)]

Hey, fellow Thursday fan! I also prefer to stand to the sides of the stage instead of at the center, but for me, it's because the center always feels way too crowded. I've gotten squished against the barriers before and that's an awful feeling, especially when the compression's so bad that it feels like I can't breathe. All the shows I've been to have had the band stop and tell people to step back, but it still doesn't feel safe, so I stick to the sides. Definitely feel you on the crowdsurfers though. I've gotten hit in the head a few times, which is kinda weird because I'm really short, so how did that person's foot fly over all those heads to hit mine?

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[(Anonymous)]

Y'all ready for the polar winds tonight, Americans?

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