[ SECRET POST #2082 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2082 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Fate/Zero]


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05. [SPOILERS for Journey Into Mystery/Everything Burns]



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06. [SPOILERS for Avengers]



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07. [SPOILERS for Sweeney Todd]



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08. [SPOILERS]



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09. [WARNING for depression/suicide]

[Wilby Wonderful (2004)]


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10. [WARNING for abuse]

[True Blood]


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11. [WARNING for rape]



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12. [WARNING for suicide/self-harm]

[Alex Gaskarth/All Time Low]


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13. [WARNING for abuse]



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14. [WARNING for abuse/bullying]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #297.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ],.
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

06. [SPOILERS for Avengers]
http://i.imgur.com/AKOVj.png

[fingalsanteater]

Hahahahahahahahahaha! *wipes away tears*

Thanks for the laugh. May you be blessed with wank most epic.

[atgdng]

Again?

Really?

*sigh*

Fine, if Loki hadn't been trying to crash the helicarrier (killing everyone on board, ftw!) and space his bro, Son of Coul wouldn't have had a big damn gun.

[(Anonymous)]

I hadn't really thought about it before...but sure, yeah.

...Is this supposed to be a wanky opinion?

8.5/10

[insanenoodlyguy]

Simple. Good pick. You did this well.

[(Anonymous)]

Of course not. If Coulson hadn't been pointing a gun at Loki, Loki would have likely killed his brother, probably destroyed the helicarrier and everything on it, then conquered the Earth with an alien army. Your point is?

[serenitysquid]

This calls for a popcorn gif.

0.1/10

[intrigueing]

And he wouldn't have been pointing a huge gun at him if Loki hadn't been attempting to kill Thor and take over the world and hadn't killed loads of people already.

But you know that perfectly well, 'cause you're a troll :D Damn, and I thought that we were done with wanky Loki secrets...*sigh* guess we jumped the gun on that one, huh?

[(Anonymous)]

how uninspired. pretty sure you just copied this directly from a loki stan's tumblr post. at least you tried to stir shit up I guess

[(Anonymous)]

I would say that you get points for trying but YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY

COME ON, MAN :(

[(Anonymous)]

lol this is getting ridiculous


shit i could be more convincing than you

[(Anonymous)]

"He killed 80 people in 2 days."

Suuuure he wouldn't have killed Coulson.

Because Coulson is such a special snow flake to Loki.

[got_swagger]

LOL Nice try though.

[(Anonymous)]

So let's wank about something else because this shit is boring.

Was anyone else bothered by Coulson's line about how "this wasn't going to work if there wasn't something to [avenge, presumably]"? Like, I like the dude and all, but how fucking arrogant is it to assume that you'll be the only person out of 80 innocent dead people the superheroes will give enough of a shit about to do anything? And to make that your last words?

I mean it turned out they really did apparently only care enough once S.H.I.E.L.D. Guy died, but that just made it worse.

[visp]

*sigh* and that one non-wanky Loki secret had given me such hope. Ah well.

[(Anonymous)]

I concurr. Haters gonna hate BUT YOU AIN'T CHANGING MY MIND BITCHES!

[forgottenjester]

Duh?

Wait, does it matter?

He might have killed him if he didn't. He might not have. I get the huge feeling Loki wouldn't give a fuck either way so...



No really, why are we talking about this?

[iggy]

...Does it matter?

Because Loki wasn't trying to kill everyone on board the helicarrier or anything.

[wolfiemon]

:|

Please stop.

[(Anonymous)]

why is everyone in this thread assuming it's a troll? it could be a genuine secret made by someone really clueless.

[(Anonymous)]

Whatever you need to do to make your spank bank more fappable, anon.

[maverickz3r0]

Uhhh.

It's funny cause not much earlier he was going to shoot an unarmed man for standing up to him, and he killed eighty people at least before that point, and he killed a shitton of unarmed people later.

So. Yeah. No.

[(Anonymous)]

The scary thing is I am sure somewhere on Tumblr, a batshit crazy Loki fan who thinks he's this precious misunderstood baby (when he's an evil shit but a fucking awesome evil shit; I can't even dare to say I think he's an awesome character in-case they come to me with their tales of him being some poor sap when I'm just here wanting more snark and villianry) probably thinks this way.

The amount of ~feelings~ and in-depth poetic shit they spill out is hilarious.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't actually care, because brainwashing people and forcing them to attack and kill their friends and be complicit in the invasion of their planet is 500 times more skin-crawlingly disturbing than any one death scene.

[(Anonymous)]

Compulsory COUUULLLSSSOOOON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!