[ SECRET POST #763 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #763 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

101.


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102.
[Drake and Josh]


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103.


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104.
[BSG]


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105.


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106.


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107.
[Vampire Knight]


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108.
[Demons]


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109.


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110.
[Life]


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111.
[Roswell]


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112.
[Ga-Rei -Zero-]


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113.


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114.
[Sailor Moon]


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115.
[Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon]


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116.


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117.


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118.
[Persona 4]


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119.
[Ryan Ross; Panic! at the Disco]


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120.
[Persona 4]


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121.


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122.


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123.
[Bleach, Yoruichi]


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124.
[Celtic Thunder]


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125.


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126.
[Underworld Trilogy]


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127.


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128.
[Ursula, the Little Mermaid]


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129.
[Guiding Light]


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130.
[CyberSix]


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131.


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132.


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133.


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134.
[FT Island]


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135.


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136.
[Big Fat Quiz of the Year]


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137.


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138.


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139.
[Torchwood]


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140.


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141.


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142.


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143.
[Runaways, Karolina/Xavin]


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144.


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145.
[Simpsons, Rod and Todd]


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146.
[Joe Loves Crappy Movies (webcomic), Twilight]


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147.
[Utena]


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148.
[Doctor Who/RPS/Russell T. Davies/Benjamin Cook]


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149.
[The Munsters]


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150.
[Adventures of Pete and Pete]


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151.


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152.


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153.
[Jimi Hendrix/Janis Joplin]


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154.
[Taylor Lautner; Twilight Movies]


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155.
[FF13]


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156.


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157.


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158.
[Nick Swardson]


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159.


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161.


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162.


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163.
(Rachel Maddow, Susan Mikula, Keith Olbermann)


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164.


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165.


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166.


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167.


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168.


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169.
[Earth: Final Conflict, Da'an]


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171.


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172.
[Ouran, Persona 4]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #109.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - doing it wrong ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[pugnacioun.livejournal.com]

152. Same here.

102, 132, and 164.

[(Anonymous)]

102. It saddens me that I can relate to this. I watched a handful of episodes out of boredom and could only think of how gay they were. I don't like Drake though. Josh however is adorable. Especially before he lost weight.

132. I assume you mean DPD and I hate that every Heroes fan seems to be convinced that Sylar has DPD when there is no evidence to support that on the show. Especially since we've seen how Heroes handles DPD via Niki/Jessica.

164. I love Jack Benny. I'm sorry about your job loss!

Re: 102, 132, and 164.

[(Anonymous)]

164: Thanks for your concern.

YOUR COMMENT IS FULL OF HETEROSEXISM, SORRY.

[(Anonymous)]

... You do realize that heterosexuals are shown on television a lot, while lesbians aren't? And that gay people are generally oppressed, ignored or ridiculed, while heterosexuals aren't?

There's a reason for that double standard-- because erasing one straight person as a straight person is not going to erase the only (or one of the only) straight role models on television, whereas erasing Ms Maddow as a lesbian does so.

1o6 116 137

[cliscia.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about? They were
totally fucking. The subtext was huge. No one
can resist a German.

Sick.

OH SHIT I KNOW, I KNOW. That's one of the things
that I really notice in fanfiction, and it could possibly
be what bothers me the most. Seriously, it /bothers/ me,
possibly becuase I worry about being interesting myself
and party because- dear crap no one talks like that.
It's so bland, straight to the point...

126.

[evewithanapple.livejournal.com]

it has science

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*dies laughing*

(And there is a fandom. If you want fic, try Nottragedi (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/616867/nottragedi)'s stuff.)

Re: 126.

[endis-ni.livejournal.com]

Oh thank gods. I was starting to think that was just me clearing bits of taco from my windpipe!

[postal152.livejournal.com]

116. OH MAN, one person in the world who has hairier arms than I do! ILU ZACH.

133. Uh... I was a huge fan too, but it's the best adaptation of anything I've ever seen. What did you think was so wrong with them?

156. I used to feel like it was too intrusive. Different people see it differently - I used to worry they'd find it and get weirded out, or that people would think I thought it would happen in real life, but, haha, I get it now. :P

133 OP

[(Anonymous)]

The list is too long to count. It has very little to do with the visuals, more with the invented storylines. I simply prefer Tolkien's world the way he saw it, not the way anyone else saw it no matter how big a fan they are.

103

[ex-kleinod.livejournal.com]

Amazing how many people here totally miss the point of your secret. I'm using the text of the secret as a signature in a forum with a couple of "I watched DBZ/Pokemanz/Nawrootoe and ALL ANIME IS FUCKING EWW NOW!"-douchebags. Cheers!

Re: 103

[(Anonymous)]

Sweet, thanks! Glad to see someone got it, though I probably should have waited for the nerdrage to pass before I posted it. D:

[amidala-thrace.livejournal.com]

101 - HAHA TOTALLY. I still have nightmares about "The Ghost Next Door" sometimes.

144 - Don't we all. *grins*

125.

[glamourcorpse.livejournal.com]

I liked the 90's one because well, I was a kid when it was on and at my X-men love peak. But yea, Wolverine and the Xmen is DOPE YO. They got Nightcrawler right, I could die.

117

[scientivity.livejournal.com]

I am amazed that "living" somehow = drugs, alcohol, and sex.

There's so much out there to experience and that's what you pick? Really? I don't know, that seems really sad to me.

Re: 117

[quadruplify.livejournal.com]

That. From what I've heard, all three of those things aren't as amazing as they're cracked up to be.

[georg-vanlunden.livejournal.com]

112. Man what WAS that all about anyway? What importance did the team that die have, have we ever found that out?

118. This looks kind of fabulous. Would you kindly link me?

123. Oh Yoruichi. She just too awesome to be kept to a single partner. No wonder Byakyua is so bitchy all the time the woman who stole his virginly heart just abandoned him. Such a sad tale, such a sad tale. And now I want to read fic where he and Soi Fong have weekly get-togethers where they drink heavily and weep over how she left them. They heal their breaking hearts with angst-filled poetry. And possibly drunken make-out sessions that they never ever speak off afterwards.

127. He does? Seriously? I didn't know that... mostly because I haven't seen the trailer. Also, the fighters from Shadaloo besides Bison aren't really crimelords, are they? I always just thought of them as Bison's underlings, his really efficient hired muscle more than fellow masters of crime.

128. Ursula made me terrified and kind of mentally scarred when I was a wee one. But I also think she made me irrationally drawn to women of generous proportions.

I think I need help of some kind.

130. I have to admit that I want to see this show, just because of the premise of a gender-changing robot.

140. Warhammer has a joke army? Which one, is it a regiment of one of the existing armies or one of the races?

146. That may be the funniest summary of Twilight I have read.

151. ... Well he IS the new source of guiding stability now that Jiraiya is gone, so there is... okay I can't actually make it happen in my head, but man, it sure is one good crackpairing.

155. Hell no SAHZ/LIGHTNING IS WHERE IT'S AT. I have irrationally decided this because in my head it's the writers trying to write CloudxBarret and make it canon this time.

166. Oh snap, the anime caught up to the moment where Jiraiya goes off to the halls of Garhalla already?

170. I can't back anything that has Optimus Prime bottoming. My childhood will not allow it I'm afraid.

n!s 1. While I don't really remember how the 'correct' version of almost any of those canons are supposed to be, I do agree on the part with Terra. I mean sure, they justify it by making her lose all her memories somehow and become afraid of the power inside because she doesn't know what it does, but if their goal was to make me rage less because she's suddenly a shy, frail flower... they did fail.

130

[zanzou-chan.livejournal.com]

...You might also be interested in Gundam 00.

132

[theprinter.livejournal.com]

:] give mpd-psycho a try. It's probably the only series that's about MPD...but it isn't.

D: But I agree. I especially hate it when they say "I have multiple personalities, I'm schizophrenic!"

[foofighter0234.livejournal.com]

110. I would hit that like a freight train.

103, 106, 107, 114, 137

[ronsard.livejournal.com]

103. You sound like a sad person. Do you need a hug? :(

106. Is that really so random? They lived together for awhile, and presumably got along. And yes, as much as I love the manga and look forward to the new anime, a part of me will always be deeply fond of Heiderich and the anime continuity.

107. I don't think anything's necessarily changed in terms of Yuuki's strength and independence, and you can take that any way you'd like, but I do hate how vampirification managed to suck out all the relatable dorkiness I liked about the character and made her another pretty angst-bucket. Because we clearly didn't have enough of those slouching around. Also, this whole attached-to-Kaname's-hips thing? Enraging. So little chemistry, yet somehow taking up so much screen time.

114. Oh God, yes. Last spring I procrastinated during reading week by undergoing a sort of SM renaissance, which included binging on the last arc of the anime and subsequently reading so much badfic for that pairing I almost went blind. Totally worth it.

137. Sometimes I feel this way watching television. I have to keep reminding myself that witty banter IRL doesn't get to benefit from scripts and on-cue laughtracks.

107,

[(Anonymous)]

I do hate how vampirification managed to suck out all the relatable dorkiness I liked about the character and made her another pretty angst-bucket.

WORD.

Also, this whole attached-to-Kaname's-hips thing? Enraging. So little chemistry, yet somehow taking up so much screen time.

WORDx465667822215

163

[(Anonymous)]

This is quite ridiculous.

I mean, why shouldn't we ignore her real sexual orientation, just like we do to EVERY ONE ELSE IN THE FANDOM? Because she's a woman? I think you just don't like dick. Or don't like Keith, which is kinda the same.

By the way, I ship Keith/Rachel and I also ship Rachel/Ana Marie Cox. Because Ana Marie is under the public eye, has great chemistry with Rachel and I know more about her more than I'll ever know about Susan, sorry. (I do hope Rachel and Susan live happily ever after IRL, they are soooo cute together. :D)

And I want a threesome fic. Or Keith watching.

Re: 163

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sorry you're a heterosexist idiot who doesn't understand how much it sucks to have one of the only lesbians who's taken seriously be suddenly turned straight.

[misscherri.livejournal.com]

103. And I think people who can't accept the fact that not every person on the planet is into anime are worse than all of those. :)

[(Anonymous)]

Touché. However, there's a difference between not being into it and being an elitist douchebag about how not into it you are. I'm not much of one for tv dramas, but I don't go around bitching about how all tv dramas suck and people who watch them are losers, especially if the only thing I've seen is 20 minutes of insert-really-terrible-show-here.

[joyciel.livejournal.com]

101) Goosebumps is terrifying like woah!
102) They are both pretty skinny now...
103) Angry much?
156) Me neither! But then the only fandoms I have had experience with until recently was bandom...especially Asian bandom where fanfics are like expected.

153.

[tonylover.livejournal.com]

I ship Keith Moon and John Entwistle.

And I used to ship John Lennon and George Harrison.

123

[(Anonymous)]

>.> throw ichigo in there and i agree >:3

122. 156. 158.

[whatthebec.livejournal.com]

122. Natalie Dee handwriting much.

156. I KNOW! Thank you so much. Thank you thank you. It's basically the same fucking thing.

158. He was goddamn amazing (and cute) in Grandma's Boy. I can see why he's your ideal man. Oh God...

128

[lizzigoos.livejournal.com]

Dude. Whut? Like what everyone else has said...Maleficent is the most beautiful female villain EVER(Disney or not, imo).

Even if Ursula is based on a famous tranny, I think she's gorgeous, really. Also, to the people out there who think she's ugly...have they not seen her human form? I mean, I'm a straight girl, but DAMN she's hot.

Re: 128

[(Anonymous)]

You know, I think I just figured it out...is she based on Divine? I think it's the mole...


And yeah, it's a common thing bandied about to "prove" how awful Disney is at showing women or something. They say that male villians can be hot but female villians are always ugly...but I've never found any of the male villians to be hot.

101, 156 and 162

[navbar.livejournal.com]

101. I hear you, OP. I hear you. Scary ass books

156. You're not the only one, OP. *Sigh*

162. As amazing as he is, I somehow don't think it would work. I think they should quietly put Buzzcocks to bed, and maybe give Amstell his own show on prime time BBC. [However, this plan doesn't work because there's no place to put Phil :S]

173

[lady-lyca.livejournal.com]

173: PCU FTW!!!! "Times have changed, Tomash. We no longer swill sherry and screw goats for fun anymore. I'd love to tell you all about it, but we're cutting into my nap time as it is."

[shimyaku.livejournal.com]

136. IAWTC!!!!! bring back Russell and Noel!

[saintmaverick.livejournal.com]

I 2nd this comment!

[tommytonebender.livejournal.com]

103. Saying you hate anime is like saying you hate animation in general. It's just a medium.

119. Th-that's a guy? He looks like a hot chick!

[(Anonymous)]

103. Exactly! It's like saying "I hate all movies." WTF.