[ SECRET POST #5987 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5987 ⌋

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Filthy ships vs. tame ships (inspired by secret 3)

[(Anonymous)]

Which of your ships do you like the filthiest content for?

Which of your ships do you like the kinkiest content for? (Answer may be the same as for question one, but may also be different.)

Which of your ships are you the tamest about, smut-wise?

Elaborate as much as you want!

Re: Filthy ships vs. tame ships (inspired by secret 3)

[(Anonymous)]

I never want to read smut, not even a hint of it, with Leverage. Romance and cute stuff is okay! Smut is a no go for me.

Steve/Bucky I go through phases where I will read it all, phases where all I want is the really dirty kinky fic, and phases where I want all the soft feels.

I started with Teen Wolf specifically looking for kinky smut, then veered into only wanting Derek Hale to get the nicest and softest things and being taken care of.

My very brief foray into old school Bandom was purely only for the smut.

Re: Filthy ships vs. tame ships (inspired by secret 3)

[(Anonymous)]

Filthiest - MDZS, the canon relationship (book) is kinky as shit. A lot of porn in this fandom actually tones it DOWN.

Kinkiest - KinnPorsche, because the show is so horny there's plenty of visual inspiration (and tons of power dynamics). So much kinky porn in this fandom.

Tamest - With the caveat of "smut-wise", Hannibal. They're so sensual (as opposed to sexual) that they turned eating into a metaphor for blowjobs. 😭 Plenty of porn in this fandom, but I tend to go there for the intimacy.

Re: Filthy ships vs. tame ships (inspired by secret 3)

[(Anonymous)]

Filthiest and kinkiest are both definitely Root/Shaw. So good. Like, everything about it just lined up perfectly - the fact that they're both abrasive weirdos who are only soft for each other (which is a bulletproof ship dynamic for me); the fact that they're both canonically kinky; and the fact that they're both super hot.... just absolutely perfect.

Re: Filthy ships vs. tame ships (inspired by secret 3)

[philstar22]

Filthiest: Sauron/Melkor, Sauron/Celebrimbor, Hux/Kylo, any ship from Legend of the Seeker, Steve/Bucky, Thor/anyone

Kinkiest: Sauron/Melkor, Hux/Kylo, Steve/Bucky,

Tamest: Galadriel/Celeborn, Han/Leia, Doctor/River, Doctor/Master (or Missy)

Re: Filthy ships vs. tame ships (inspired by secret 3)

[(Anonymous)]

Johnlock is definitely the one I've read the most filthy fanfic for, by virtue of the fandom being both massive and buckwild.

Starker is my horniest ship, in the sense of both the characters just being immoderately obsessed with each other and DTF at the drop of a hat. Plus Peter has superpowers, a hair-trigger, and zero refractory period, and Tony has about five lifetimes worth of sexual experience. It's a potent combination.

Kinkiest is hypothetically* Dedra Meero/Syril Karn. It's kind of hard to imagine them fucking in a way that's not kinky. Closer by NiN is on my Keero Spotify mix. Somewhat hilariously, I also headcanon them both as virgins (which isn't totally unreasonable given that the actress who plays Dedra suggested in an interview that no one has touched Dedra in years, or possibly ever, and Syril is terminally awkward, obsessed with his job, and appears to have lived with his overbearing mother in a tiny apartment until not that long before the show starts). So I headcanon them as extremely kinky with each other, but also superbly awkward virgins who are wildly out of their depth at being physically intimate with another person.

*Sadly, I have to say hypothetically because there is next to no Keero fanfic.

My tamest OTP was probably Dirk/Todd from the 2016 Netflix version of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. It was kind of difficult to imagine them getting too wild or kinky. They were adorable little dweebs and I just wanted them to look after each other and treat each other with tenderness and have a happy life together.

Re: Filthy ships vs. tame ships (inspired by secret 3)

[pantswarrior]

Sydney and Hardin from Vagrant Story are definitely the answer to both 1 and 2, hahah. I mean they're already wearing fetish gear and Sydney has prosthetic limbs and knives for fingers. Kink is baked in.

I am also down with smut for Keith/Yuri from Tiger & Bunny, but in their case it's generally like the sweetest sunshiny earnestly vanilla smut because Keith doesn't know how to be any other way, lol. (Yuri does, surely, but also since Keith is so earnest and sweet and Yuri already has massive guilt complexes, the way I write them he doesn't want to freak Keith out so goes along with it...)

I don't really seek it out, being ace in the "not interested in this unless it is plot-relevant or says something interesting about the characters, but I'll read it if so" sense, but the pairing that comes to mind that I absolutely do not want to see smut of is... well, the characters are like 13. So yeah. I once read a fic with them where they confessed their crushes on each other and then immediately headed for the bedroom and I was like WHAT EW NO THEY'RE KIDS.

Re: Filthy ships vs. tame ships (inspired by secret 3)

[(Anonymous)]

Going tamest-to-filthiest just because it's easier to do.

Tamest: Not *every* ship I shipped in childhood falls under here, and some ships with younger characters I'm okay with aged up smut of, like ships I was into when I was discovering sexuality, but a LOT of childhood ships would fall here. Scarecrow/Tin Man is pretty sexless to me. Most cartoon ships and some comics ships. Lumax Stranger Things. There are a lot of ships where I think 'oh yeah, that's love', but like... I don't want to imagine the sex part!

Tame-or-Filthy: In the intermediate filth zone, we've got Holmes/Watson (primarily books, but any version of them can go here)-- I will happily enjoy them having an active sex life, I will happily enjoy them being totally asexual. Various comics ships fall here, where I like them but don't necessarily need sex to be part of the dynamic. Aged up Marinette/Adrien would fall here as well, sex doesn't have to be a part of it but I'm not turned off by the idea that their adult selves would be sexual. This is where a lot of ships go that I'm less invested in but enjoy as side ships, too, and also where my Star Trek and Star Wars ships fall. Sex can be nice, but I don't miss it when it's not there. Ships that I read about but don't write tend to fall in the 'cool either way' zone.

Filthiest: Destiel-- hey, I am not ashamed to be basic. And with that one, the thing is, I honestly enjoy ace Cas! But I see him as enjoying sex with Dean for the emotional intimacy and the knowledge that it's important to Dean, and I enjoy fics where he's exploring what sex means for him as a not-inherently-sexual being. Steddie... like, I don't NEED a fic to be about sex, BUT, I also want fics that are absolutely steeped in it. WISH there was more filth for my rarepairs because most of those I absolutely want smut for and I tend to be one of maybe two people to write it.

Kinkiest: If they're not tame then they are probably kinky to me, and I also just really enjoy ace characters engaging in nonsexual kink. Like... Crowley/Aziraphale doesn't need to have sex but I feel like they would stumble into inventing a kink just to have the intimacy of sex without making the effort to be physically capable of sex?

Re: Filthy ships vs. tame ships (inspired by secret 3)

[(Anonymous)]

All of my ships can be tame and filthy/kinky. More fun, more types of fic!

Your oldest fandom/fic that you still revisit?

[(Anonymous)]

The seaQuest secret a few days ago got me thinking - what's the oldest fandom that you read fic for or participated in that you still revisit?

I have some old fandoms that I don't even think about anymore and then ones that the love never truly goes away. I think seaQuest is probably one of the oldest for me. There are a couple of fic (Outriggers, for those in the know) that I'll revisit every couple of years or so and still thoroughly enjoy.

Link drop if you've got 'em! (I have all my sQ saved on an old hard drive.)

Re: Your oldest fandom/fic that you still revisit?

[(Anonymous)]

Flight of the Heron by DK Broster. I'm still writing for it. Other people have started writing for it in the last few years, which is great (and they're all good, too! Magnifique!)

Re: Your oldest fandom/fic that you still revisit?

[philstar22]

Star Wars. My two oldest fandoms are Star Wars and Harry Potter, but I'm out of the Potter fandom and haven't read a fic in ages.

Re: Your oldest fandom/fic that you still revisit?

[(Anonymous)]

Supernatual. I got annoyed with the show and stopped watching after season 7 but I still get in the mood occasionally to revisit fic.

Re: Your oldest fandom/fic that you still revisit?

[greghousesgf]

the Beatles

Re: Your oldest fandom/fic that you still revisit?

[(Anonymous)]

Phantom of the Opera, for (hoo boy I'm old) 28 years.

Re: Your oldest fandom/fic that you still revisit?

[(Anonymous)]

I wish I could re-read some of the really old stuff, but it was all on mailing lists or individual fansites (because I'm old) and I never saved anything. I don't even know if some of the fic would even be online anywhere. I did track down an old 90s X-Men fic a few years ago and had a good laugh.

Re: Your oldest fandom/fic that you still revisit?

[(Anonymous)]

It's not my oldest fandom in terms of how many years old it is, but I've been in the Psych fandom since 2006 and I still read and reread fics of my OTP in the fandom as recently as last night.

Re: Your oldest fandom/fic that you still revisit?

[tabaqui]

Harry Potter is my oldest fandom since I discovered online fandoms.
As for stuff i was a fan of but didn't necessarily participate in (just read sometimes) - that's OLDER than my online life....Brideshead Revisited and The Secret Garden.

[(Anonymous)]

I just saw a picture of Florence Pugh with a buzzcut and IDK what to do with myself now

Felt like I needed to share this information

Writing anxiety/block

[(Anonymous)]

Lately whenever I sit down to write something I get this overwhelming sense of anxiety - that almost high school type of "everyone's going to see and laugh at you" public humiliation type of anxiety? And I just end up walking away and not writing. The most I've got done is a rough outline. I have never had this kind of anxiety and it seems so random and I just cannot figure it out.

Confusion

[greghousesgf]

I saw the Favourite and I, Tonya very close to eachother and I think they're both great movies but I confused Margot Robbie and Emma Stone at the time and thought they were the same person. Did anyone else make that mistake?

Plotbunnies on a train

[(Anonymous)]

I'm planning to make a secret about this, but...I have a fit I've wanted to write for 15 years now and I'm so scared to start it because I'm terrified I'm not smart enough to write it IC.

What's your in-your-head Magnum Opus that you're too scared to start writing?

Your Most Obscure Fandom?

[(Anonymous)]

Mine is probably Weekend at Bernie's

Men who don't fucking listen.

[(Anonymous)]

I swear to god I'm ready to pull my hair out by the roots because this is like a recurring pattern in my life and I'm pretty sure it's down to good old-fashioned sexism but... are any other women reading this plagued by men who go selectively deaf and moronic when you speak? This is an example of what I mean.

I'll be in the kitchen, cooking. Like standing there chopping vegetables, whatever. And I'll have a bowl sitting on the counter, ready to hold the vegetables I'm cutting. It's not rocket science, you don't have to be psychic to figure out that's what the purpose of the bowl is. It didn't get there by itself, after all. Then along comes my husband (or, alternately, my father) and he'll pick up the bowl and start putting it away. I'll look up and say, "Hey, don't do that!" And my husband (or father!) might pause (or he might keep putting it away because HE'S NOT LISTENING TO ME) and they'll turn around and tell me, "I'm just putting the bowl away."

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. Like, do I look so stupid that I don't understand that you picking up a bowl and putting it back in the cabinet is putting the bowl away? Why do you explain what you're doing? I'm not saying "no don't do that" because I'm too dumb to grasp that you're putting the bowl away. I'm saying "no don't do that" because I DON'T WANT YOU TO PUT THE BOWL AWAY BECAUSE I'M USING IT AND I'M THE ONE WHO TOOK IT OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE AND PUT IT NEARBY MY WORK SPACE BECAUSE I'M VERY OBVIOUSLY DOING SOMETHING HERE.

Like they literally CANNOT just go, "Oh okay, sorry" and leave the bowl alone and preferably get the hell out of the kitchen so I can continue cooking in peace. They have to stop and EXPLAIN TO ME THEIR VERY OBVIOUS ACTION THAT THEY'RE TAKING THAT THEY KNOW I CAN SEE. As if I'M the one who's wrong. I have to explain, "I'm using that bowl and I need it. Don't put it away." before they go, "Oh, okaaaaay" and finally give up. If I show any hint of frustration or anger or hint that maybe it'd be better if they leave the kitchen and let me get out with my work, they go, "I was just trying to HELP!"

Seriously, fuck you men. I didn't ask for your help, and just coming in and doing whatever the fuck you want without asking me isn't helpful. You don't know what you're doing, and you're not paying attention to what I'm doing for context, so therefore, you're not equipped to help. You're just being interfering assholes who want brownie points for "helping" but without actually putting in any real effort. Or, you know, CHECKING IN WITH ME,THE PERSON DOING ALL THE WORK WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING. This is true for everything, not just cooking.

"Please don't leave your wet towel on the bathroom floor after you shower."
"Oh, I just forgot and left it there."
NO SHIT SHERLOCK? YOU JUST REPEATED WHAT I SAID? I DON'T NEED TO BE TOLD YOU DID IT, I ALREADY KNOW BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON IN THIS GODDAMN HOUSE. PICK UP YOUR FUCKING TOWEL AND PUT IT IN THE HAMPER LIKE AN ADULT AND DO THE SAME WITH ALL YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.


My dad is the worst culprit and he will ask me, "Do you want [some item that he's shopping online for]?" and I'll think about and say no thanks, usually because he's kind of packrat who buys a lot of knick knacks and gadgets and we don't have the same taste or needs. Instead of hearing and accepting my polite no thank you, he'll proceed to explain to me what the item is, what it can be used for, all its features, blah blah blah. And I'll politely listen and say, no thanks, I don't need that. Which will trigger off an even longer explanation of its features and uses, with a lot of repetition from the speech I heard five seconds earlier. He literally will not shut up about it until I explain, in great depth and detail, exactly why this item will not work for me, why it would not be useful to me, why I do not need it, why it lacks features I want and contains other features I do not want, etc. etc. before he'll FINALLY agree to let this go and accept that I really don't want it.

The lecture is tiresome enough, but what makes me mad is that he simply cannot accept my no. He refuses to believe that I'm intelligent or competent enough to figure out whether I do or do not need that item, whether I would like or dislike it. He feels he knows better than I do, which is why he launches into a longwinded explanation of every single thing about it, so he can convince me that I'm wrong/mistaken and that I really do want/need it. I'll have to PROVE to him that I don't, which is just... insulting af. But he doesn't see that.

I curse this society who raised men like this. I curse myself for making the mistake of marrying one. If I had to do it all over again, I'd avoid any personal relationships with men, forever. I know, #notallmen. But you know, enough of them are like this that I'm not interested in the whole damn gender. I'll admire the pretty ones from afar, I'll be polite to the ones I have to interact with, but fuck personal relationships and fuck them.