[ SECRET POST #6237 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6237 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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02. [SPOILERS for Slow Horses season 3]




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03. [WARNING for discussion of rape/non-con in fiction]




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04. [WARNING for inevitable discussion of JKR]




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05. [WARNING for discussion of underage ships, etc]




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06. [WARNING for discussion of non/dub-con]

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #891.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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Name the fandom. And repeats, etc.

(If you think something in this thread is a troll, please ignore it! Conversation is fine, but OT wank makes stuff harder to keep track of in this thread. Thanks.)

Friday secret count

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~50

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01. https://i.imgur.com/X0pbxSz.jpeg

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I get it. Personally, I have a visceral reaction to reading something like that. My body goes “oh, fuck, no!” and I can’t keep reading a scene that’s supposed to make me feel horny.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh gosh the 'that's not lube' thing has been an issue in m/m fic for a long ass time. xD

I get it being a back-button thing as I will pull a face if something like honey is used, but I also just find it absurdly funny these days as well, like how is honey somehow sexier than lube or oil? Boggles the mind. Lmao.

[greghousesgf]

neither is beer.

[(Anonymous)]

Are we sharing the worst ones we came across? Because somewhere in the late 2000s I read a Lord of the Rings Aragon/Frodo fic where the author used mud as lube and that specific scene has lived in the corner of my head since then.

[(Anonymous)]

LOL. That reminds me of a really old post on the weeping_cock LJ community about a Little Mermaid fanfic where fish eggs were used as lube. Gross AND tactless...

[(Anonymous)]

That's a few ways to get a yeast infection...

Or a Ph imbalance...

[(Anonymous)]

I once read an otherwise very, very good fic where the characters used BLOOD as lube. Blood, which becomes very sticky almost immediately upon exiting the body. WHY. The characters weren't even vampires.

[(Anonymous)]

I've recently come across salad dressing, blueberry jam, butter, blood, and gun oil being used as lube. Thankfully not all in the same story but still concerning.

[(Anonymous)]

My butthole clenched reading some of the examples in the secret and comments. OUCH.

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02. [SPOILERS for Slow Horses season 3]
https://i.imgur.com/3c49TQC.png

[(Anonymous)]

Just the still you used is making me hate him

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't seen season 3, but love the books. Webb is a love-to-hate-him kind of villain!

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03. [WARNING for discussion of rape/non-con in fiction]
https://i.imgur.com/EK5OVgS.png

[(Anonymous)]

Don't worry nonny, no need to place disclaimers here, most of us know!

For me, it always feels like there is a bit of a difference between the non-con made for porn and rape scenes in media that made me not enjoy the latter as much, probably me capping myself from doing so since I can't let go of the fact that I'm supposed to take it serious there.

But then again, hearing that there are non-con scenes in Fear & Hunger made me want to check it out. (Even with them being goofy RPGmaker depictions, it's more about... the situation, I guess.)

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04. [WARNING for inevitable discussion of JKR]
https://images2.imgbox.com/20/b8/ES2h5xFN_o.png

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[Transcript:
a fanfic i'm reading is doing a sort of reverse Thermian argument, where it points at bad/weird worldbuilding in the source material and goes "omg the *characters* are big dumb idiots!"
and this just feels so fucking mean tbh, like yeah i recognize that the writing here has issues but you're bashing the wrong thing! the *author* is the big dumb idiot here!

s!b I'm reading a harry potter/my little pony crossover fanfic in the year of our hatsune miku 2024 (*the fic was written in 2018 but that's beside the point)
this is exactly the fucking demographic that thinks "Dumbledore is a big dumb idiot" constitutes criticism of jowling kowling rowling's writing what else should i expect]

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05. [WARNING for discussion of underage ships, etc]
https://i.imgur.com/XXBK1q2.png

[(Anonymous)]

i wish i had bigger balls to defend problematic ships/the right to ship ANYTHING... i hate the anti rhetoric and wish it never existed, blah. in a perfect world, amirite?

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06. [WARNING for discussion of non/dub-con]
https://i.imgur.com/80SP8zf.png
[Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves]

[philstar22]

Meanwhile, as soon as I saw Sofina, I wanted all the fics of her with everyone. Except Doric because Doric is just too child-like to me. That's just a personal thing, she isn't actually a child, but I just don't want to read her in sex scenes.

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NS, NF, etc.

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[(Anonymous)]

It's been asked before, but what will make you back button hard?

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Games thread!

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