[ SECRET POST #2564 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2564 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 013 secrets from Secret Submission Post #366.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

09. http://i.imgur.com/a2vDsS6.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

Might as well prepare some popcorn because I can't see this ending well.

[(Anonymous)]

Does fulfilling your country's mandatory military service requirement by serving a number of years in the past as a fitness instructor really qualify you as someone "from the Israeli army"? Because then what you'd be saying is that you can't stand any Israeli citizen over the age of 18.

[(Anonymous)]

This.

[(Anonymous)]

This so much.

[(Anonymous)]

Actually now I'm kind of curious about something tangentially related to this. What do countries with compulsory military service do about citizens who are physically unfit for service? Do you have to do some kind of desk job? I ask 'cos I'm disabled and if the draft were still around in the US, I would be laughed out of the physical faster than Steve Rogers.

[(Anonymous)]

This.

The actress can't help being born in a certain country, for fucks sake.

[ill_omened]

Muhammed Ali.

I mean I wouldn't agree with OP there, but it's not as though the fact it's mandatory means you get to wash your hands of being complicit.

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

Get used to it brah, the Jews run the place

[(Anonymous)]

Is this just stupid racism(?) or did this woman actually do something bad?

[(Anonymous)]

*have begun davening for you*

(And if that doesn't work, I may or may not have a Jewish curse in mu arsenal.)

[ex_mek82]

... I don't see this ending well at all.

[kallanda_lee]

Yup, this is going to be today's wank secret, isn't it?

[(Anonymous)]

Ooooh, it's been a while since we've had Israel wank

[(Anonymous)]

I wish I could laugh at this as obvious wankbait, but then I remember that some people actually do think like this.

If you are a troll, you are a very clever one.

[intrigueing]

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Okay...

[segnung]

Gal Gadot is hot and I look forward to seeing her as Wonder Woman.

[(Anonymous)]

Countdown to case freezing this thread: 10...9...8...

[(Anonymous)]

GTFO

[(Anonymous)]

This thread is making me lose faith in humanity.

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, you're about to get dogpiled by murricans who are convinced that Israel is perfect and these evil brown Arabs are oppressing them :(

[(Anonymous)]

Oh yeah. Wank delivered.

As for those using "American" as an insult...really? You think that makes you sound enlightened and intelligent? In a thread whose subject partially revolves around incidental place of birth and the effects that follow thereof?

Fucking delicious.

[(Anonymous)]

suck on ittttttttt

fucking ignorant asshat i'll just be here enjoying my israeli wonder woman

also while you're at it, here are some more fun things you can look up! Try "the protocols of the elders of zion", "blood libels" etc.
since you don't seem to have enough ammo :D

[riddian]

This thread did not disappoint. Thank you all, OP included, for a good time.