[ SECRET POST #2817 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2817 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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04. [SPOILERS for True Blood]



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05. [SPOILERS for World's Greatest Dad]
[WARNING for suicide]



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06. [SPOILERS for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D]
[WARNING for suicide]



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07. [WARNING for suicide]
http://i.imgur.com/ArPB3nh.png
[link for possibly character death/abuse/etc happening in the image (?)]


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08. [WARNING for self harm]

[Les Miserables]


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09. [WARNING for bullying, suicide]

[The Nanny]


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10. [WARNING for harassment, bullying, etc]














Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #402.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO images bigger than 600x600 in either direction (banners, et cetera).
2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

[insanenoodlyguy]

I redeem myself for last weeks lack of stream!!

The ancient martial arts of the east. Their true masters can do truly amazing things with them! Their true masters, of course, being white guys!

First, the glorious B-actor Richard Harrison is Gordon, the white ninja. His master, a white ninja, is murdered by the black ninja (who is white). Only an unrealted splicted in asain movie can flesh this out enough to have a plot! NINJA STRIKE WARRIORS!


You know he's a ninja because of his bright plumage and the headband that says "ninja"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXHWzy0RcBw

Then... The Yakuza have moved to america! Only a martial arts master who is called a Samurai by people who have no idea what a Samurai is can stop them! A white master! A movie oddly obsessed with men's penis sizes (especially black ones), SAMURAI COP!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rEaErBm7yQ

[fscom]

Official clickables thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO huge images or columns of images that require scrolling, please.
2. ONE POST PER USER under in this thread.
3. If you're going to post, try to at least help the others.

[spacebabie]

[fscom]

General comments:

(If the thread contains triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

searching for lovey/security blanket

[(Anonymous)]

Bit of a long shot, but... My son somehow misplaced his favorite bear blankie (I was sure it must've been left at my aunt's house, but she says she hasn't seen it), and unfortunately I can't find it in stores now.

It looks like this:
www.amazon.com/Circo-Sporty-Boy-Security-Blanket/dp/B009GSYCL0/

I think it was around $8 when I got it at Target a few years ago, so it'd be great to find it for closeish to that price (though I know that's unlikely). Please hit me with your best deals, FS! The lowest I've been able to find it for is $22 on ebay which I sort of feel is overpriced for a pre-owned item... Thanks very much!!

I think if you don't want to pay that much, you'll have to settle for a closest approximation.

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Sports-Monkey-Baby-Boy-Security-Blanket-Lovey-By-Circo-Blue-Satin-Plush-New-/291235261424?pt=US_Baby_Blankets&hash=item43cef96bf0

What are you feeling guilty about?

[(Anonymous)]

I killed a spider instead of letting it out.

What about you?

Ugh...

[(Anonymous)]

The secrets today are rather depressing. Post something good and happy!

Newest obsession

[(Anonymous)]

What's the newest thing occupying your time and thoughts?

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Mine is Cagney & Lacey. I've always wanted to watch this show, so I didn't hesitate when I found the second season dvd set at a flea market. Now I'm trying to hunt down as many episodes as I can.

Convince me to watch/read this...

[(Anonymous)]

Is there something you've been wanting to try, or have heard about, and want someone to convince you to give it a read/watch?

Can someone tell me why I should watch Babylon 5. Been thinking of giving it a try.

Naruto/Naruto The Last Spoiler

[(Anonymous)]

Haha.

Weekend Plans

[kaijinscendre]

What is everyone doing?

I am excited because I won't be doing ANYTHING! No birthday parties or family dinners. So I can stay home and watch Game of Thrones. I'll have to do some of the weekly chores but those only take an hour or so.

Yuletide!

[(Anonymous)]

In honor of todays entire batch of secrets being fucking abysmal, let's talk about something vastly more interesting! Anyone know what they're going to nominate or request yet? Do you think the three fandom limit is unfair, or streamlining the process a bit considering how many fandoms go unmatched once the writing time comes along?

Complain about fandom

[(Anonymous)]

Cast shade and all that jazz.

People you hate for no good reason

[(Anonymous)]

Don't care if it's irl or online, just if it's someone here be vague.

Writing thread

[jaybie_jarrett]

I got a good turnout and lots of interest from the last one and I want this to be a regular thing and it seems other people do as well.

However tomorrow I'm likely going to be late in posting since I have a really busy day. I was wondering if anyone else would be interested in hosting it for tomorrow?

Thanks ^^

So I'm being hit on by a minor celebrity, I didn't realize (and it's a really awkward trainwreck)

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, going anon for this just in case.

Sooo...short synopsis.

I sometimes interview celebrities - often minor, local ones. While I was doing my internship I tried to contact members of this band for an interview and ended up being in contact with a DJ that became part of their line-up.

The interview never happened because reasons, so I basically forgot about it.

But, I added this dude of Facebook and never removed him because I have a big network anyway.


So, fast forward about 2 years. There's this dude that keeps messaging me with "hi" and coming on to me. I ignore him mostly, but every now and then there's "hi". I consider tossing him off my friends list, but by this time I'm fascinated at how long he's going to keep the unanswered "hi" up (answer: for over a year now).

So today I'm like: who are you even? And, I basically realize it's this DJ. And since I actually replied this time, he went full-on with bafflingly cringe-worthy pickup-lines starting with "are you a model", escalating to "do you like sex" and ending with "I want to eat your pussy". And, realizing who this dude is, I'm just watching it unfold as a trainwreck.

It's like the absolutely most awkward, horrible attempt at a pick-up I've seen since I was 17 or so.

And it's weird, because on one hand I'm strangely flattered, because seriously, why even me. He thousands of "friends" on FB, some of them very classically-pretty nubile blondes - and I'm this chubby chick who passed 30. So, it's just odd that he'd even dig me.

But man, it's just sort of tragic and weird. This dude is pretty successful as far as it goes, and yet he's worse than a pathetic teen on Facebook chat.

I feel like I ended up in some bizarre universe where nothing makes sense.

what does this mean: .-.

[(Anonymous)]

I've seen this emoticon around a bunch of times, but I can't figure out what it's supposed to be...

Most disturbing thing you ever saw in TV/Film/Books/Etc.,

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by secret #6

BL recs - Short Seme/Tall Uke?

[(Anonymous)]

I read this manga about a couple with a short seme & a tall uke and I'm looking for others but I'm not finding any I haven't read before. Does anybody have any suggestions?

Whyyyyyyyyyyy

[(Anonymous)]

I had a dream last night that I had sex with my professor. He's stuck up and really unattractive and in my dream, he protested to my coming onto him. Uggggggggggh. Why, brain? Why the fuck did you do this to me???

Ding Dong LiveJournal is dead.

[(Anonymous)]

Putin must have put those filters that block Russian users from accessing anything beyond Russia and Russian owned websites from being seen outside of Russia because guess what? LiveJournal is down, and if what I heard on Maddow last night is correct - IT'S DOWN FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!

MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! YES, THE BITCH KNOWN AS LIVEJOURNAL IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fscom]

Games thread!

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

[ginainthekingsroad]

Anyone want to join?

http://pyx-3.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=30

password is fs

The F!S deck is in play.