[ SECRET POST #2976 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2976 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Homestuck]


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[NCIS: Los Angeles/Hawaii Five-0]


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[Left Shark (Katy Perry? Super Bowl?) and Bad-Dragon .com]


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Comments

[fscom]

08. http://i.imgur.com/y6Mgbqc.jpg?1

Transcript by OP

[fscom]

I prefer to think of them as biromantic rather than bisexual, because I’m biromantic but heterosexual, and I wish so much that I could be in a romantic relationship with a woman.

Secret because they are obviously intended to be bisexual and if I ever said this I’d be eviscerated as a homophobe who wants to take representation away from a marginalized group.

[(Anonymous)]

And they'd be right to roast you. They'd also be right in roasting you for a bullshit label like biromantic.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, fucking thank you. Goddamn straight assholes trying to get goddamn diversity brownie points.

[(Anonymous)]

Troll SJWs amuse me. They only marginalize the subsection of minority they want to and call it a day.

[(Anonymous)]

Not trying to take the piss but what's the difference? Do you mean like non-sexual love?

[(Anonymous)]

STUPID

[(Anonymous)]

my eyes just rolled so hard that I thought they were stuck for a moment

[(Anonymous)]

"biromantic heterosexual"

So... Straight, but trying to get brownie points.

[(Anonymous)]

It's not like any of the couples on the show are shown having sex or anything (although it's obviously implied for the characters who have children) so there's nothing really contradicting the idea that they could have a romantic relationship without sex. I mean, it's still kind of a dumb thing to get upset about but it's not impossible

[kallanda_lee]

You sound...pretty young, OP.

Anyway, since it was left it open you can headcanon it any way you like, but yeah, you'll probably not get too great reactions, for several reasons.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, if you try to claim that they are heterosexual, you probably are going to step on some toes. You could just stick with them being bisexual and still be, err, "biromantic" with each other, whatever the hell that means.

Am I the only one here who believes biromantic is a thing that exists?

[feotakahari]

(Well, probably me and lb_lee.)

Anyway, it's one thing to rant about how such-and-such a poster isn't really biromantic, but I'm a bit off-put that we're already getting folks who think biromantic doesn't even exist. It's one of the terms asexual people use when trying to explain that not wanting sex doesn't mean they don't want romance.

[caerbannog]

...yeah, I would NOT try to claim them as heterosexual, no matter how biromantic you want to "shi"p them. There's enough people outright trying to deny and erase the bisexual, without you adding to it. You're basically saying you want them in a bromance but "no homo bro".

It is not cool and if you dare post that in the tag you will hurt many people and make quite a few justifiably mad.

Keep that headcanon to yourself and maybe think about the implications. You mighhhttt get away with romantic asexuals...in a few years. But right now? No.

[otakugal15]

*sigh* This is why I don't get into fandoms anymore. It's nothing but this shit.

Its' why WoW has grabbed me so hard. I can play with my OCs and just stick to that. No reading way too into shit to see if they fit the new flavor sexuality/labels of the week/month/year.

Do what you want OP, so long as it makes YOU happy and fuck everyone else in this thread.

[(Anonymous)]

I am now thinking about this headline that implied someone was a heteroromantic homosexual.

(he gets to do what he wants, but the political wanking was just icky.)

[(Anonymous)]

Biromantic heterosexual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n39RzgVNP8

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Eh, call me a bad bisexual but I really don't care as long as you're not posting tear-stained screeds about how it's painful to see them described as bisexual. (Alternately that it's oh so terrible that the writers made a butch woman bisexual!)

[(Anonymous)]

lol ~biromantic~

are you also a demiboy two spirit otherkin

[(Anonymous)]

I'm biromantic heteorsexual, too, anon. I love having a romantic relationship with a woman. All the kissing, cuddling, silly lovey-dovey feelings, spending time gazing into each others eyes and wanting to hold hands all the time. It's awesome. But the only way I get off sexually is if there's a dick involved. It sucks because I actually prefer women romantically and I always feel crappy that a vagina in the face is a turn off for me. I'm not really good with my hands, either, so I getting a partner off is difficult for me.

So I understand where you're coming from, but I'm actually really happy they went with flat out bisexual. It was awesome to see that headcanon made into actual canon.

[(Anonymous)]

biromantic reminds me of bionic which makes me think of bisexual robots

... even though robots don't have genders unless programmed to think they do

[(Anonymous)]

"biromantic heterosexual" ugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i mean, at least your "secret because" is 100% on point, so you have that going for you

[(Anonymous)]

Posting another anons misfire:

I'm biromantic heteorsexual, too, anon. I love having a romantic relationship with a woman. All the kissing, cuddling, silly lovey-dovey feelings, spending time gazing into each others eyes and wanting to hold hands all the time. It's awesome. But the only way I get off sexually is if there's a dick involved. It sucks because I actually prefer women romantically and I always feel crappy that a vagina in the face is a turn off for me. I'm not really good with my hands, either, so I getting a partner off is difficult for me.

So I understand where you're coming from, but I'm actually really happy they went with flat out bisexual. It was awesome to see that headcanon made into actual canon.

[(Anonymous)]

I imagine that actual lesbians and bisexuals wouldn't be happy with your headcanon lol
It's like the meme of an old lady saying "Aw, look they're such good friends" with a picture of two girls kissing

As long as you're not forcing your headcanon on anyone else, it's perfectly fine to have though

[cloud_riven]

Eh whatever. If anything, I'd just say your headcanon is boring because projection canons are dumb. Also I have a low attention span and want my f/f at least implied to have fucking on the table (also literally) in fic.