[ SECRET POST #708 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #708 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Bleach, Soifon]


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[sup, MGS genderswap]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 20 pages, 498 secrets from Secret Submission Post #102.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 3 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ], [ 1 2 - doing it wrong ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

.136

[(Anonymous)]

I don't really buy the "but Hetalia teaches history!" argument, or think that those kind of fics can be written in a way that's anything but atrocious.

I do, however, think the character designs are cute. If the whole thing had nothing to do with stereotypes or geography AT ALL and was just about random people acting silly together, I'd like it. :/

Re: 136

[kinosino.livejournal.com]

All I know about it is that Russia is daaaaaaamn cute.

102. 113. 123. 126. 128. 135. 172.

[kinosino.livejournal.com]

102. I'll just be over here with my doublefandom handle then >3

113. STOP HAVING FUN YOU GUYS (http://xkcd.com/359/)

123. "Bring me my gun!" "We'll meet again...someday" "I can see the Earth!" "You can cry if you want to..." THIS IS TOO MUCH FUN

126. I spy a Kohaku! :D

128 and 135. BFFs! Those are some pretty awesome sideburns, though.

172. Ah, nothing makes me happier than well-drawn trolls and draenei. Shame about your old fandom, hope things work out better for you now.

[sarajayechan.livejournal.com]

103. Your friends are too good for you.

115 is a repeat

149. Ever hear about a little thing called research? It's a magical little device that helps inexperienced authors get their facts down without ever having sex, doing drugs, climbing a mountain or dying in a fire.

157. ...that's a pale tan, not white. if that passes for white I'm a vampire with my pasty skin

157

[bouncy-erbear.livejournal.com]

lol

[(Anonymous)]

136. I hate you, OP. If only because this is going to cause an immense amount of wank just like the last Hetalia secret.

[tommytonebender.livejournal.com]

137. I love it because it's grotesque. I do love me some Warden, though.

141. <3

142. The hell?

148. That show has given me an obsession with ropes.

157. Well if someone didn't watch the show, they might think he's white.

160. It took me years before I could even watch that movie again. It depressed the hell out of me as a kid.

161. That show is sick. At least you see that. I can't stand the fans who don't see anything wrong with the show.

162. That's because OP is so magical and inspiring. I think the only time OP secrets are depressing is when the person talks about how they are sad because life will never be like OP.

173. My friends and I did that too, but it was Tenchi Muyo themed.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes and when watching a movie based on other media, it is desperately important to conform to the ideas of people who "don't watch the show". That's way more important than any of the issues people have with the current casting news.

[postal152.livejournal.com]

too big 4: I swear to almighty god, no secret has ever made me grin so hugely. YES.

101. Um... do I know you? I'm wondering if I do, and that would be way awesome.

108. By 'friends' do we mean fandom friends, or RL friends? I never feel ashamed of telling my flist I've got a new pairing, but I know what you mean if we're talking RL. No one wants to sound pathetic. But if it really makes you happy, I can't see why you'd stop. There is such thing as a 'guilty pleasure.' For some people it's ice cream, others it's soaps, and for you it happens to be slash.

113. Aww. People who bitch about Guitar Hero are just douchey. I'm sorry. :S

130. Just bought this book because I was excited for the movie, and I have to say... I don't think anything can top it. Good lord.

142. I don't even understand what it is. XD

144. Sabriel!! That was such a good book, so eerie.... Out of all the books I read in high school that one always stands out.

154. .... Yeah. I hear ya. Hahaha, not that I'm known for anything in fandom, lol, but the shitty stuff always gets more praise than the stuff I think is good. I do not get it.

160. Omg, when my little five-year-old sister was really sick and going to get blood drawn, she grabbed my dad's hand and said, "You're my very best friend, Copper."

163. Right, because no one could ever identify with a fictional character. And dude, this is House. These "you're delusional" secrets were irritating when they were about the Joker, but I could kind of understand, since he's a psycho and therefore rather hard to relate to. House???

154 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Haha, it's not that I'm particularly well-known, it's just that whenever people do recognize my name, they're always like, "Hey, you're that kid that wrote that one fic." It seems ungrateful to complain, but it makes me die a little inside every time it happens.

doing it wrong 1

[mollywobbles867.livejournal.com]

I don't understand. It looks like every other freaking secret I've ever seen about a video game or anime or whatever the hell that is. Even says the same shit. I don't get it.

Re: doing it wrong 1

[http://users.livejournal.com/_moontree/]

It's not about the content, it's about not being a direct link to the picture.

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[rampant-chaos8.livejournal.com]

125. Aside from the occasional good Peter/Sylar (this pairing really can be interesting if it's done right, it's just often... not), I tend to agree with you. (And I definitely don't see Peter/Sylar from a "romantic" point of view, so to speak)

133. I loved that scene. So much. I thought it was just me being a sappy Petrelli-lover :p

156. "The best part about being me is that there's so... many... me."
;)

136

[(Anonymous)]

PORTION OF THE KINK MEME /=/ ENTIRE FANDOM.

THERE YOU GO, WANK OVER, YOU CAN ALL GO HOME NOW.

[3goodtimes.livejournal.com]

114. Oh man... I was obsessed with that movie as a kid!

144. What's the name of the trilogy?

149. You're being silly. Your friends may be horrible at smut, but that doesn't mean all people with limited sexual experience are bad at it. Research is key when you're writing about things you're not familiar with--and that includes everything, not just sex.

162. Yay! I love our fandom. Wank happens, but I also feel like the spirit of fun from the manga carries over into fandom. I've made so many new friends in OP communities (something that hasn't happened as much with other fandoms). :3

[noetma.livejournal.com]

144

Sabriel/Lirael/Abhorsen by Garth Nix
It is awesome.

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[bonsoirdollface.livejournal.com]

134) P-Pirates of Dark Water?! <333?!

144) GOD I KNOW. ; ~ ; I would kill to see a really, really beautiful, well done movie, on par with Lord of the Rings.... But I know this could never happen, and I don't want ANYTHING else.

144 Not OP

[(Anonymous)]

Rumour is that Garth Nix himself is co-writing the script. I'd be pretty happy if it stays the way it is, but I'm holding out for the event where the movie blows all other book adaptations out of the water. It will be amazing super awesome.

I am hoping very very hard right now.

[intertribal.livejournal.com]

104. Hahahaha! You get 1 billion points from me, my friend. I'm so sick of that book. But I bet you're going to get a lot of crap for this secret.

110. ...yeah.

136. OP, all you did was get me interested in hetalia. Lol.

149. Yeah, and WTF is Agatha Christie doing writing about murder, anyway? Unless she actually did kill people, she just won't write it right. Geez!

164. She's won... awards? From who?

[alvanista.livejournal.com]

136. I will then disappoint you and tell you that it's only a fraction of the fandom. ♥

102

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

I'm too lazy to change my SN, like, ever. My writing/art/whatever journals I post shit it often reflect my current obsessions, but my AIM handle and LJ name have been the same for ten and eight years, respectively.

Waaaay too lazy.

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

102. But...one of my buddies calls me Shigure-kun because of what a lazy-ass dorky writer I am. I haven't been in that fandom for years, but she still calls me that. D: I think its cute. (I have a million other nicknames, but I think that's my only fandom one, besides the joking "'Night House," I get from my roommate every now and again, which is always responded with "Goodnight, Wilson." XD)

104. I could be wrong, but I wouldn't exactly consider the the attitude in which everyone reacted to Edward's attempted suicide "cavalier." That, and, I'm assuming that if that other writer has, you know, any form of skill, it's probably written much better. I wouldn't know, though, I haven't read it.

114. That movie makes me cry like a baby. It was the first movie I ever cried to.

118. It makes me want to cry in the corner. D: It was already bad enough seeing him in an episode of SVU. ;__;

129. My roommates and I discuss the mechanics of his reproductive organs at great length for the lulz. And I'm in a sexuality class this semester. It's great fun. XD

134. PIRATES OF DARK WATER SECRET. ♥

149. I've actually seen some pretty good virgin writers. Maybe you're just in the wrong fandoms? Not to mention I mostly read slash, so virgin or not, the fandom's mostly chicks, and they don't have any first-hand experience either way.

104.

[(Anonymous)]

I meant Bella's attitude towards her own attempt, and I was trying to say that I thought Twilight was judged unfairly harshly in comparison to TTTW.

131

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one who thought of Pokemon femslash when they saw this, rather than the fandom it actually is?

Just me?

Re: 131

[mondaisenshi.livejournal.com]

..... Win?!

[mondaisenshi.livejournal.com]

102 - -___-; I kinda relate? But, even my nickname is fandom-based, and yet completely original and my own. It stemmed from Pokémon - I was Double Trouble Togepi - and then mixed in with Yu-Gi-Oh, where I made my own "monster" with a friend - becoming Trouble's Warrior. And that's exactly who I am - Trouble's Warrior, Mondai Senshi. So, while I'll never be seen using Double Trouble Togepi, anymore, it's still rooted in all that I am.

106 - I have never watched more than 2 episodes of this series. She would be the only reason I'd ever want to. 'Cause I've seen pictures of her. And, hot damn.

111 - Must. Seek. Fanwork.

140 - I liked the first one SO much for the plot. The second was good, too. But now I consider it a money-grubbing franchise.

149 - I don't see how virgins writing about sex is any different from, say, lesbians writing yaoi. As long as you don't overextend and get detailed about things that you have no experience with, then I fail to see a problem.

157 - I've just given up assigning races to fictional characters. I'm not cultured, I'll be wrong most of the time if I try to guess, so I'll just quit while I'm... not really ahead.

163 - I don't mind jerks or jackasses. As long as they're good people down underneath. And say what you will, House may be a prick, but he's a good (albeit fictional) man. I'm kinda sick of false niceties. I'd like a little raw truth, now and then.

111

[(Anonymous)]

http://gaangjr.nfshost.com/wiki/

[batty-gal.livejournal.com]

Not Secret #1 = Bwahahahahahahahaha! You win!

102 - I find myself not giving a shit what anyone feels about my fandom-inspired username.

119 - LOL

136 - Oh no...

143 - PONY WANK! POOOONY WAAAAAAANK!

157 - And we're off! Avatar live casting = prime wank material.

158 - Ah, don't feel bad. Everyone has a "batshit" moment now and then online. Just learn from it and keep it moving. Good luck!

Re: 157

[kristenell.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately not funny or even entertaining wank material, though. :(

[mrpanadabear.livejournal.com]

175: The whole time I was watching the Dark Knight, I was flashing back to Mr. Teatime.

I adore adore adore the both of them.

141.

[sonormalithurts.livejournal.com]

I can relate. :DD

157

[chalada.livejournal.com]

157. Yeah, and everyone who looks at him and thinks "Oh, I want a cute Asian boy to play him!" obviously isn't.

Re: 157

[kristenell.livejournal.com]

The question is, why do people automatically assume he is white?

Although I get people who have seen the show to make a mistake, but if you have seen the show? Yeah, I don't think the idea that he is white holds much ground in that case.

[bioniccheese.livejournal.com]

t!b 4: I... I love you. :D

01. Aww....

02. Hey! :(

08. Hey, as long as it's not hurting anyone, it makes you happy, and it's legal I'd say keep doing it.

09. I miss this show sooooo much it hurts.

13. I hate people who say that too. I mean, people play that to pretend that they're a rock star without having to spend all the time and money it takes to master a real instrument. It's just for fun!

28, meet 35. I ship it a little bit too (in the comic, I've never played the game). ._. I'm not very proud of that.

37. EVERYONE loves the warden. <3

41. I love him! haha.

72. Ouch. Glad you found a better fandom.

149

[(Anonymous)]

The absolute best smut writer I know is a virgin. I've had plenty of sex and can never write it well.

SWEEPING GENERALIZATIONS FTL.

125, 163

[problematique.livejournal.com]

125: SylarxBrains otp otp otp

163: House has character traits that we all share. It's not that hard to identify with him in some way. Without that he wouldn't be an interesting character and this show would have been canceled already.

It's the same thing with Dexter. Part of the appeal is that there is a part of all of us that can relate to a serial killer in one way or another.

144

[grandsummoner.livejournal.com]

Sabriel, the book, was the only one of the trilogy I liked. It's one of my favorite books to this day. Touchstone, Mogget, and Sabriel are just amazing.

But yes, no movie... >

114, 134, 135

[revulo.livejournal.com]

114: I love that scene.

134. Where is the ENDING for that show?? *cry*

135. OK, what the fuck IS this? It's been mentioned twice now.