[ SECRET POST #2970 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2970 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Big School, David Walliams]


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Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #424.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

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2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

Black History Month Stream: Racism

[blessez_moi]

Now without objectionable picture in non-collapsable (Sorry case)

I asked Noodles to type this for me because he’s good at this, but the idea was mine plus in the horrible spirit of this stream, It ok tho he has a black girlfriend!

Black History month! We need a stream that reflects that! … and the week after this you’ll get it! But this stream is going to kinda… be the opposite. Movies that are downright awful if not insulting. Starring people we hope were paid very very well for the trouble (note: They weren’t. Not enough. Not damn near enough)

First on the line. Richard Pryor is going to be bought to be the plaything of a young rich white kid and… seriously how the fuck did this thing get approved anytime after 1960. Yet another unneeded import of a European film but now with a black person added into a highly inappropriate roll THE TOY.

Then a movie which got Roger Eberts rare “Zero Star” rating. With quite possibly it’s only redeeming value being an inspiration for Django Unchained’s creation, this 1975 shitpile is about White Men dehumanizing, raping and exploiting Black Women, while dehumanizing, murdering and exploiting Black Men. The White men are protagonists. Prepare to go “Holy shit, wasn’t this racist even for the 1970’s? (It was)

Then, to add some levity to the night’s proceedings after that godawful mess, you remember the movie “Shampoo”? Where Warren Beaty does hair and does his customers even better? You know what this movie needed? A Blaxploitation cover! BLACK SHAMPOO (That is what they named it, yes)! And since Romance isn’t bad ass enough, when this Sex Machine isn’t with the ladies, he’s a murder machine to those who cross him! (The mob, in this case).

Usual time of 6pm Saturday EST, on Noodles stream!

http://www.livestream.com/kagato23

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Official clickables thread.

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General comments:

(If the thread contains triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

Invader Zim is coming back

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=59483
https://twitter.com/OniPress/status/568880343928868864/photo/1

[(Anonymous)]

What's something you do that most other people would probably find gross?

Avoid the answers like "masturbate" or whatever, most people do that so it would hardly be "considered gross by most people"

Awkward Resemblances

[(Anonymous)]

Have you ever noticed a celeb who you think would be attractive to you if not for the fact that their appearance reminds you so much of a family member (or whoever) that you feel too awkward to fantasize about them or find them hot? Alternatively, are there any celebs that resemble your family members but you're able to fantasize about them anyway? If you want to make this kind of weird, you could also talk about famous people that you're attracted to specifically because they look like a family member

Are you a feminazi?

[(Anonymous)]

Let's get to the wank right out of the gate today: What feminazi shit do you fall inline with?

I have recently come to realise that I do not like receiving oral sex from girls. It feels squicky. Truth to tell it kinda feels squicky from guys, but I do enjoy it from guys, just not physically. It's a power thing. it's a "I'm a powerful woman making a man serve me" kinda thing.

I like to feel men do what I want.

Creepy? Maybe, but fuck it.

Your turn F!S.

Weekend Plans

[kaijinscendre]

Both my sister and mother have the flu. So I'll be spending a lot of the time making sure they are drinking water and eating soup. Thankfully I have the immune system of a crocodile. Other than that, I'll be watching The Wire (maybe making GIFs) and playing WoW.

What are you all doing?

Fanon Creep

[(Anonymous)]

What character headcanons (valid or not), mistaken characteristics, or exaggerations have you gotten from fandom?

(For example, I just realized that I think of Gildor has a bit of a dick because of a fic I once read years ago.)

The Embarrassing Fandom You Love

[(Anonymous)]

For those of you who are susceptible to what others think, which fandoms do you love that are frowned upon?

Pics will be posted when the comments collapse

[cuteanimalpics]

Hi everyone! This is just a reminder that I do take requests. :)

I know that I've posted some of these pics before, but I can't remember when, and I think that there are people here who haven't seen them yet, so I'm going to continue in that vein. If anyone remembers the duplicates specifically and is bothered by that, I do apologize.

I hope your weekend goes well!

In honor of the new season of Night Shift

[mekkio]

In your most humble opinion, which non-American actor has the worst American accent?

We always hear about the non-American actors with the great fake American accents. Now is the opposite. Which one makes you go, "Oh, you are not fooling anyone, pal."

Eoin Macken is up there. In season one of The Night Shift it was like he couldn't be bothered to hide his Irish accent. In the trailer to the new season, he sounds better.

Who here has read/watched Fifty Shades of Grey?

[feotakahari]

Because the Internet has no shame.

I haven't read or watched either, myself.

The awesome thread

[mekkio]

I want to bring some positivity to FS!

So, what the last awesome act of kindness that you witnessed? It could have been performed by someone you know. It could have been done to you. It could have been a stranger. Anything as long it was good.

I just want to hear kindness.

Music Thread

[(Anonymous)]

So, whatcha listening to? Or what have you been really enjoying lately? Youtube links strongly encouraged

Dry shampoo?

[(Anonymous)]

So I've looked at a lot of DIY recipes, and wanted to know if F!S had tried making their own dry shampoo ever, and what recipes you used. I have short, thick/wavy dark brown hair. Please let me know on the efficacy of cocoa/cinnamon etc!

Also just recs for commercial ones, preferably under 10 bucks. I tried the Suave one because it was cheapest (around $3) and it was okay, but I'm open to suggestions, especially ones geared for dark hair.

BBC Sherlock - continue watching?

[(Anonymous)]

I watched the first season/series of BBC's Sherlock. I loved the first two episodes, and heavily disliked the third.

How are the rest of the seasons/series? More in tune with the first two episodes, or more like the third?

audiofic

[(Anonymous)]

Is there such thing as an audiofic? Not a podfic but a voice record
where an author says the fic without writing it.

And related to this, any fandom podcast recs? Something fandom and fanfiction oriented.

dinner

[(Anonymous)]

hamburger, pad thai, or chipotle

tell me what to have

A List of Popular US Network Sitcoms Which Have Had Sexually Active Lesbians As Central Cast Members

[(Anonymous)]

1) Two And A Half Men
2) ...

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Games thread!

Which Magical Girl Are You

[(Anonymous)]

You post and people post who they think you're closest to