[ SECRET POST #3074 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3074 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 019 secrets from Secret Submission Post #439.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO images bigger than 600x600 in either direction (banners, et cetera).
2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

SHMOESTREAM

[chardmonster]

Your usual shitstreamer being busy, I am taking this opportunity to show you all the videos he is too much of a wimp to handle!

Also I'm showing movies you want to see.

Right now the only thing I have narrowed down is JUPITER ASCENDING, the lovely but only partly comprehensible movie by the Wachowskis.

I am totally up to stream ARSENIC AND OLD LACE, one of the greatest movie comedies ever filmed. Another candidate is THE MAN WHO CAME TO DINNER, starring Monty Woolley as the world's greatest troll.

Or we could go with documentaries. I have PARIS IS BURNING, about the gay ball culture of 1980s NYC, and THE ART OF KILLING,, which I honestly haven't seen but have heard excellent things about.

I'm taking suggestions!

ARE YOU FABULOUS ENOUGH TO JOIN ME? livestream.com/chardmonster at 6pm Saturday.

Re: SHMOESTREAM

[(Anonymous)]

yayayayay! I really wanted to see Jupiter Ascending but never got to see it in theaters.

I'd vote for Arsenic and Old Lace, I guess, out of the other two. But Paris Is Burning is pretty fantastic as well.

Re: SHMOESTREAM

[(Anonymous)]

If you want truly shitty movies, why not the shittiest of them all and pick Battlefield Earth?

[fscom]

Official clickables thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO huge images or columns of images that require scrolling, please.
2. ONE POST PER USER under in this thread.
3. If you're going to post, try to at least help the others.

[manzana]

Made a mistake on the internet

[(Anonymous)]

On tumblr, tried to join an ask discussion with someone. Turned out to be totally wrong about something, tumblr user publishes this ask to the loving public. Well shit. Sent another ask saying "lol whoops fuck me then" hoping to soothe things over. The tumblr user DOESN'T respond or publish this ask. I don't even know she got it, tumblr might've eaten it. People are reblogging first ask saying that i'm stupid. Shit. Shit. Shit.

My anxiety has always been pretty bad when it comes to this stuff and it isn't making me or my self confidence feel good about this. I'm sparing you the details here. Any advice or should I just bury myself in a unmarked grave?

Re: Made a mistake on the internet

[(Anonymous)]

AND I PUT THIS IN THE WRONG PART OF THE GENERAL CHAT.

AWESOME.


UNMARKED GRAVE IT IS.

Re: Made a mistake on the internet

[(Anonymous)]

Hey don't worry about it. You're still a smart, cool person. The Internet's kind of stupid anyway. Just be like "whups I fucked up" and then go do something else for a while.

I believe in you, anon. I believe you're cool.

[fscom]

General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

Did your first fandom spoil you?

[(Anonymous)]

Do you think your first fandom (or fandoms, or one of your first fandoms) spoiled you for other fandoms?

Based on Secret 08

[(Anonymous)]

What non-practical thing would you do if you were rich?

Why is Red Dwarf so goooood?

[(Anonymous)]

Fav episodes? Fav Character? General discussion? C'mon you Smeg-heads, get in here.

Noise during sex?

[(Anonymous)]

Do you make a lot of noise having sex? If so, do you do it on purpose?

Do you prefer your partners to make noise or not? Have you ever encountered someone who had a preference?

Someone told me it was weird for me to not make a lot of noise. It just doesn't occur to me to, and I'd feel weird trying to make myself do it on purpose.

What fandom challenges have you done?

[(Anonymous)]

Fests, big bangs, kink memes, reverse bangs, etc.

Did you manage to complete the challenge or did you just sign up? Did you beta or cheer people on?

What was your experience like? Would you do it again or did it turn you off the whole thing?

Naruto Gaiden-And the mother is...! (Spoilers)

[(Anonymous)]

^

Internal Logic Failure

[(Anonymous)]

So... Terminators and Kyle Reese Had to be naked because non-organic material cannot go back in time. Teminators need to be coated in living tissue, etc.

Bit of a weird rule, but I'll go along with it.

So how the fuck did the T1000 go back? It is not coated in organic flesh, it's coated in liquid metal. Not organic. Not alive. How did it go back?!?!

Further to that, the 1000 wears no clothes. It creates the clothes from it's metal. Why did it need to appear naked when it went back? Couldn't it have been dressed in functional clothes, thus not breaking any laws and attracting unnecessary attention? I mean it panned out, but it made no sense.

"I saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's/And his hair was perfect"

[intrigueing]

What are your favorite song lyrics? Can be just one line, can be a whole verse, can be multiple verses, whatever!

[(Anonymous)]

If you were a pokemon, which and what's your moveset?

Music

[(Anonymous)]

What music do you like that would surprise people or has surprised people to find out you like?

Mjolnir Madness!

[(Anonymous)]

Am I the only MCU fan who doesn't give a damn which ~fandom darling~ could lift Mjolnir?

At this point, I don't even want to see the thing in another frame with Steve, Natasha, Stan Lee, some random bystander, a cat, or a kitchen sink.

Fandom is way too obsessed with who they're convinced "OMGEE TOTALLY COULD *insert ten page Meta*!" lift the damn thing.

The jimmies have been rustled >:[

[(Anonymous)]

If my lil cousin interrupts me by looking straight into my eyes, picking up one of his legs like a goddamn flamingo, and letting loose a loud ass fart right in the middle of me asking him what he wants to do today (me being the dutiful babysitter that I am, I try to be accommodating despite his ADHD), do I have the right to be annoyed as hell?

Because I'm annoyed. That little mofo's manipulative as hell, but there will be no using my computer to play games for the rest of today, no siree.

Advice/criticism is welcomed, or feel free to add your own tales of woe about dealing with young children.

[(Anonymous)]

I want to go see a movie with my sister. And not my sister and her boyfriend. How do I talk her into leaving him out of us going to see a movie. He is a movie buff so he wants to see movies even if he doesn't like them. And he hates being left out of anything.

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't shared my drawings in a long while, but after I drew this one I felt like I should. I hope you don't mind.

http://i.imgur.com/s69zzUX.png

[fscom]

Games thread!