[ SECRET POST #5209 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5209 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 39 secrets from Secret Submission Post #746.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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Name the fandom. And repeats, etc.

(If you think something in this thread is a troll, please ignore it! Conversation is fine, but OT wank makes stuff harder to keep track of in this thread. Thanks.)

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01. https://i.imgur.com/rGT1XbY.png

[(Anonymous)]

Two words: Varric Tethras.

I need some dwarf bear lovin.

[(Anonymous)]

God, same. Dragon Age is the worst for me. Nathaniel, Aveline and Varric are all non-romanceable and it kills me. I also count Cassandra because I specifically want to romance her with a female PC and they made her straight. I genuinely could not care less about "enforcing stereotypes" or whatever, I just want a butch wife in one of these games.

[feotakahari]

Shout out to Luminous Arc 2, where the girl I shipped with the MC was the one who was never drawn in a wedding dress and never got pushed as a potential bride, precisely because the whole “marriage = proof of adulthood” thing was so stupidly over the top.

[(Anonymous)]

Old game but Jade Empire. The internet told me it was possible and I tried every thing I could like of, but I never was able to get the gay romance to happen.

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you for making my secret! I love the picture.

[(Anonymous)]

I especially hate it when the non-romanceable characters have better designs than the ones you can (Or when an otome protag is super cute but the guys' designs are mediocre, but that's a different problem)

I'm actually trying my best to avoid this trope in a game I'm writing by having all non-route side characters have extremely non-fuckable designs (they're mostly monsters on the non-humanoid level of a Dragon Quest slime or something) and mostly one-note roles.

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Oh I feel you OP, I wanted romance Tali or Miranda on my fem!Shep but well, those aren't options I could go for, lol.

And tbh I found the wlw choices in ME to be severely disappointing, Samara(understandably) rejects any advances you make and I just didn't like Liara, despite the game clearly trying to push her onto me. Like I know the game devs got flack for 'player-sexual' NPC's in one of their games but honestly? It's an RPG, it's not the real-world, let me pick who I want. It's not as if I'm making it 'canon' for other players so who cares?

[(Anonymous)]

Not always in my case and I can usually find an option that suits me but 2 words: Saren Arterius.

I understand why it wasn't possible - and it makes sense when it comes to the plot but I just wanted to fuck / save Saren.

I never was that interested in Varric though. It was Fenris all the way for me, even though Anders remains my favourite character in DA2. I guess I just love being insulted by fictional characters.

[(Anonymous)]

Nick Valentine in Fallout 4.

Why? Why couldn't they let me date the nice, charming, and generally good robot man that was Nick Valentine? How could you tease me like that, game?

[(Anonymous)]

You me? Which, by the way, is why I loved a silly DS game called Princess Debut - in which my favorite character goes away on a travel (?) mid-game and I thought it was just my bad romanceable character karma but in the end he is the only character that comes back towards the end of the game to go to the ball with you. So. Yeah. I actually cried when he came back lmao

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I feel you. When I played Jade Empire I wanted to climb Sagacious Zu LIKE A TREE. A sad, stoic, snarky tree with strong, surprisingly gentle arms...

Woe.

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Pathfinder: Kingmaker

I can make my character a halfling or a gnome yet I cannot romance Linzi or Jubilost. Tragic.

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02. https://i.imgur.com/NigYyUv.png

[(Anonymous)]

I just want to say that I really like the image used for this secret.

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03. https://i.imgur.com/WOLR9Do.png

[(Anonymous)]

I

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even is this series

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04. https://i.imgur.com/DWvsAtQ.png

[(Anonymous)]

Right? Charl is cute and the use of Charl is funny but I am waiting to find out what the purpose is. I wonder of COVID had anything to do with it?

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05. https://i.imgur.com/8Ku0KpO.png

[(Anonymous)]

RIGHT?!?!?!

It would have made so much sense.

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06. https://i.imgur.com/7rqhT1o.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

I'm so torn on this... on one hand, I absolutely hated season 8 and want nothing to do with the show (or the books tbh) at this point, but I also crave a new fantasy show. Plus, DRAGONS!
(Maybe I'll wait till it finishes or gets cancelled, whatever happens first and then maybe watch. Also depends on how much fanservice that consists of only boobs will be in there.)

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NS, NF, etc.

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What's up, FS?

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Tell us all about it here!

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