[ SECRET POST #5852 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5852 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[Nu: Carnival]



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08. [SPOILERS for Attack on Titan/Berserk]




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09. [SPOILERS for Scum Villain's Self-Saving System]




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10. [SPOILERS for Deltarune]




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11. [WARNING for discussion of non-con themes]




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12. [WARNING for discussion of pedophilia/non-con]




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13. [WARNING for discussion of suicide, sexual assault, sexual assault involving a minor]



















































Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #837.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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General comments:

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Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

... but you wouldn't mind if someone else made them for you! As always, including the fandom and full character names is a big help, and I'll try my best to use an appropriate image choice. Just to clarify - it's my intention to make all the secrets left in this thread, so even if they're not marked claimed, they will be made.

I'll monitor this thread until tomorrow's secret post goes up, so feel free to leave your comments until then!

Yours truly,

a secret maker

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

There is no form of copaganda worse or more insidious than Paw Patrol.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Batman fandom's current obsession with the Joker is disturbing and horrifying, I really hope they get over it soon. There is more to Batman than The Joker. He's not even close to Batman's most complex or motivated badguy, he is one step above a hired goon or guest villain.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

It has come to my attention that there is a Friday the 13th movie called "Jason Takes Manhattan", and I can only assume this was a Muppet tie-in movie version of the Friday 13th franchise. I think more horror franchises should do a Muppets version too.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

People are saying that since 2023 is the Chinese Year of the Rabbit that it'll be an easy year because rabbits are cute and cuddly and tame. Clearly these people have never watched Watership Down.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I still haven't read my copy of The Shepherd's Crown, I'm sorry Pterry, but I'm still not ready for it to be over yet.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I hate Andor, because it wants to be Game of Thrones IN SPACE. I am not here for Game of Thrones. I didn't even like original Game of Thrones as a fantasy show, but at least GoT is its own thing and can be what it wants. Andor has the Star Wars banner on it, and is not its own thing. If you want nihilistic space operas that can be Game of Douchebags In Space, it should be its own new property, not hijacking a previous one.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

The best example of a good cop on tv is Big from Reservation Dogs. He's supposed to be ineffectual and a joke, but really he has the support of his community, keeps kids out of trouble and jail, and generally keeps things running just fine albeit without much reference to the actual law or smacking people into line. He's a good cop, just not a badass cop.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I hate how so many English people are using England hosting Eurovision in lieu of Ukraine, the latter being the actual winners, to somehow imply England was the real winner of last year's contest. English people are just the worst in appropriating stuff like that.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I loved the Willow TV series, it was fun, bright, and breezy, and utterly in keeping with the tone of the parent movie. Not everything has to be Game of Thrones and unremitting horror or even "prestige" tv.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I wish that American directors of monster movies would stop being so artsy fartsy about trying to show the monsters dwarfing human scales, and just show the damn monsters fighting.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

One of the reasons I like watching TV with subtitles is that it lets me know when there is a fault with the tv volume, and when it is just the director being a dick with the audio levels to fuck with the audiences.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

The thing people get wrong about WH40k is that you are not supposed to be taking the grimdark seriously, it is OTT for a reason, it is to make you notice the absurdity of the setting. 40k is deliberately a parody of the trend of escalating warfare and horror settings, and not to be taken seriously. You just have to look at the early editions of the games to see that. It is the darkest of comedies, but comedy nonetheless.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Doing research for music for a character to listen to in a fanfic has convinced me that 1993 was not a good year for rock music, or British music in general really.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I want to know why JK Rowling gets such hate for how she treats Goblins when Terry Pratchett used the same money obsessed tropes for his dwarves and he gets praised for it!

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Firefly is overrated.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

My favorite Godzilla movies are still the campy old Showa era movies, just two guys in rubber suits hitting each other with toys. I love them.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I love Batman Beyond, but I do hate one of its more enduring legacies as far as characterisation goes and I wish it had been left back in that show. I hate that it has convinced everyone that Bruce is a world class dickhead, yes Bruce/Batman could be a bit stern and standoffish, due to his childhood trauma, and that was a pre-established bit of the character, but making Old Bruce a complete jackass worked in the show not for Batman as an ongoing hero on his own.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

The BBC is bitching about S2 of His Dark Materials having low ratings, and how it shows there is little appetite for SFF in the UK audience, but it is a tightly serialised work whose first episode they first bumped forty minutes late in the schedule for a stupid football game running late, then twenty minutes into the forty minute extra time they announced at the show's start time, they cut the soccer game after-match analysis short and started the episode. They, somehow, started it both late and early, then the next week they bumped it to a different day of broadcast so people tuning in to catch episode two found that they'd missed it due to it being broadcast a day early. Gee, I wonder why there might be low ratings and people unable/unwilling to catch up. The BBC keeps fucking itself in the ass with an unlubed stick when it comes to genre television and complaining about splinters, somethings never change.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not an author, I don't know how to make the magic words work. I just know that the current crop of SFF works just leaves me cold. They don't grip me and I don't know why. I'm not generally a fan of urban fantasy, I know that, or first person narration, but on the other hand I loved Rivers of London until the copaganda in it got too much so even that is not a hard and fast rule. I just don't get engaged by the protagonists or buy into most of the premises, they seem so flat and boring right now. I'd like some trad fantasy, maybe, though.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I used to love the hymn All Things Bright and Beautiful, but there is an old lady at our church who insists on loudly singing the old third verse that got yanked from the church's official hymnal, and is just an asshole about it. I pray that Jesus forgives her for her views, and forgives me for not being able to forgive her myself for ruining the hymn. Jesus, why are so many of your fans such jerks?

Weekend Plans

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What is everyone doing this weekend??


I am determined to crochet something. I started a granny stripes blanket but frogged so I can redo the stripes. So, I might start that again. Or work on a bear. I don't really know yet. Other than that, video games.

Non WAP Update

[(Anonymous)]

No spoilers for War and Peace

[(Anonymous)]

I think I'm doing fandom wrong. My motivation for writing is mostly because I want attention and to make friendships.