[ SECRET POST #2381 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2381 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Horrible Histories]


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03.
[Galileo, Strawberry Night]


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04.
[Star Trek]


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05.
[Sphere]


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06.
[Malcom Tucker (played by Peter Capaldi) in The Thick of It]


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07.
[Coupling]


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08.
[ROM Spaceknight]


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09.
[Avengers]


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10.
[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]


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11.
[Lizzie Bennet Diaries]












Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 023 secrets from Secret Submission Post #340.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related comms/events thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO images bigger than 600x600 in either direction (banners, et cetera).
2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

[fscom]

Official clickables thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO huge images or columns of images that require scrolling, please.
2. ONE POST PER USER under in this thread.
3. If you're going to post, try to at least help the others.

[electromouse]

[othellia]

[imbrifer]

[mondat]

[Thank you!♥]

[kaitekat]

[anker]

[tigermoth01]

[feathercircle]

[nailtek]

[spacebabie]

[lexicalcrow]

[honguito_nii]

[heartsday]

[fscom]

General comments:

Smello

[(Anonymous)]

YOU'RE A FAT SMELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you'd draw your attention to the game thread...

[(Anonymous)]

There's a word war starting in 9 minutes. Not sure what a word war is? Come find out: http://fandomsecrets.dreamwidth.org/837895.html?thread=669114375#cmt669114375

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

[(Anonymous)]

:'(

So, who else is looking forward to Sharknado?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm bummed that I'll be at work when it premiers, but it's getting recorded and my family is going to watch together when I get home. I suspect my favorite part will be the obligatory pseudo-scientific explanation for the phenomenon.

(frozen comment) Gender/Sexuality spectrums

[(Anonymous)]

Where do you fall, FS?

http://itspronouncedmetrosexual.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Genderbread-2.1.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Read this comment over on Buzzfeed regarding this tumblr written article, A Love Letter To Johnny Depp’s "Lone Ranger" And Ethnic Characters Played By White Actors (http://www.buzzfeed.com/adriancarrasquillo/a-love-letter-to-johnny-depps-lone-ranger-and-ethnic-charact);

Taking social justice advice from SJWs on Tumblr is like trying to take animal protection/care advice from PETA.

I never thought of it that way but I kind of agree.

What do you think? Agree or disagree?

Cutting Pubic Hair With an Icicle

[dreemyweird]

It happened yesterday - suddenly I remembered how taken aback I was upon seeing it in one of my favourite novels. Up until the point everything was perfectly fine, but then the author decided to include the classic "vanishing weapon" (which I wouldn't mind in itself) and made the main antagonist cut the pubic hair of a prostitute with it.

And I was all like "but that's not how icicles work????"

Judging from my experience, an icicle would probably be all right for the purpose of murdering someone (given that it's thick enough and has the right shape), but cutting things with icicles is an almost impossibility. They either melt or break. Even if the perpetrator in question would sharpen it with the help of fire or his own tongue, it would never cut hair - what with the fact that one string of human hair can hold about 100 grams of weight.
(But then in this same book series people employ a dowsing rod as a forensic tool and it works, so whatever I guess)

Could one cut pubic hair with an icicle, f!s? What do you think of icicles as weapons?

[fscom]

Games thread!

Word Wars!

[(Anonymous)]

Because apparently word wars are the only way I get any writing done. If you missed it last time, the rules are pretty simple. When somebody wants to start a 15-minute war, they make a reply to this comment with when it starts. To make time zones easy, I'd suggest we do it in terms of "hours since the post went live (pretending like it did so at its normal time, and not early today)."

So, for instance, I want to start one at 15 minute after the hour, so I would make a reply to this thread that said "00:15" in the subject line. When the time comes, whoever wants to participate, just starts writing on whatever they want to be writing (in their own document, not in a comment).

When time is up, post a reply to the 00:15 thread with how many words you wrote, and if you want, a little bit about what you wrote. Highest number wins.

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a word war.

Transcripts!

[transcriptanon]

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Secret 1

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is a screen-shot of a Twitter post by the actress Kacey Rohl, who plays Abigail Hobbs in the TV show "Hannibal". There is also a larger picture of her as a background, behind the Twitter post. The Twitter handle is "KaceyKadoodles" and her post says: sitting around reading Hannibal fanfic because its rad. (i am a massive nerd. i see you, fellow nerds.) @katedangerfield]

This seriously freaks me out. It's like the opposite of what normally happens (creepy fangirl/fanboy sends actor fanfic and actor gets skeeved), and it's just as uncomfortable. Now when I read fic, I feel like she's reading over my shoulder and... *shudder*. Go away, girl, if you know what's good for you! Here be monsters!

[the following text is struck through with an horizontal line] Oh my days, I am so tempted to send her recommendations. I just read the most amazing Will/Abigail fic and maybe she'd... NO GET BEHIND ME SATAN [end struck through text]