[ SECRET POST #3103 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3103 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Guardians of the Galaxy]


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[Lawrence of Arabia]


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[Grimm]


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08. [SPOILERS for Hannibal]



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09. [SPOILERS for Buffy the Vampire Slayer]



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10. [WARNING for non-con/underage]



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11. [repeat]


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12. [WARNING for rape]



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13. [WARNING for rape]



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14. [WARNING for abuse]



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15. [WARNING for rape]

[Mad Max: Fury Road]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #443.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

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Independence Day Stream

[insanenoodlyguy]

No, it's not independence day, but we'll celebrate it now! With movies about the core values of this great country: Explosions and mosters!

First, Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith team up in what is dissapointingly not a porn! Also the sexiest president in INDEPENDENCE DAY!


No horrible Jaden in sight!

Then, a movie you probably forgot was a movie involving July 4th, with less monsters and explosions but really good ones! JAWS! All this as we celebrate america and/or lament it's loss to liberal scum! Starting when 3 people are in room! so get in!

http://www.livestream.com/kagato23

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Official clickables thread.

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2. ONE POST PER USER under in this thread.
3. If you're going to post, try to at least help the others.

[spacebabie]

[heartsday]

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General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

Who's the number one rockstar of all time

[(Anonymous)]

?

Things That Grind Your Gears

[(Anonymous)]

Odd resemblences

[(Anonymous)]

The Hannibal guy looks like that Pepe the Frog meme or Peter Watson (the art collector)

http://tinyurl.com/pp6wkh4
http://tinyurl.com/pywft2p

They all have that heavy-lidded, wide-mouthed amphibian look.

Cooking Shows?

[(Anonymous)]

Come on, don't leave me hanging. Who likes cooking shows? Baking shows? Which ones do you watch? Why do you like watching him?

Best brownie recipes

[(Anonymous)]

I wanna make brownies today F!S. Hit a girl up with your best brownie recipes? (Or cookie recipes.)

(Feel free to turn this into a general baking thread.)

Weekend (4th of July) Plans

[kaijinscendre]

My mom's birthday was yesterday so we are throwing her party tomorrow! We will be having delicious hamburgers and other grilling foods. I will hopefully be able to see Jurassic World this weekend as well (if I can find a 2D showing).

I'll be babysiting my sister's dog because she lives right next to where the fireworks show is done and he is terrified of them! Other than that, nothing much because we did all our house cleaning chores on Wednesday. :D

What are your plans for this weekend?

What secret fandom merchandise do you have

[(Anonymous)]

That only fans recognise as being a reference. It's the best type of fandom merchandise. The ultimate shibboleths.

Pretending to be gay?

[(Anonymous)]

Today I was picking out new movies to watch. I came across "Chicks Dig Gay Guys".
Surely not, I thought. Oh, but yes. It's exactly what it seems like.
Basically the entire plot is about a dudebro who pretends to be gay to attract girls. Then he meets the perfect girl and hilarrrrity ensues.

This isn't the first time I've encountered things like this in the media.
(For example, in "House M.D." episode The Down Low, titular character House and his friend Wilson pretend to be a gay couple, so they can get closer to their female neighbor who they both have a crush on.
However, this only helps to illustrate House's and Wilson's relationship with each other, and their plan of course fails.
The objective here isn't to show that "yeah guys, you should totally do this" and the episode makes it pretty clear that what they're doing is not okay towards the female character.)

I'm going to be honest. "Chicks Dig Gay Guys" really pissed me off.

At one of my old jobs, I befriended a gay guy - let's say his name is Greg.
Although I was good at my job, and although I was very social and outgoing, people just didn't take a shine to me.
People didn't exactly treat me bad, but I was mostly left-out of things.
I became somewhat aloof and began throwing myself into work, which in turn made me bossy because I wanted at least some form of validation that I belonged in that workplace. I admit, I became a very annoying over-achiever.
Enter Greg. He was overweight and average looking, but that didn't matter, because he had an amazing personality.
Him being gay and me also being queer, not to mention lonely, we instantly clicked.
He was chatty, social and fun - exactly like I used to be. Slowly but surely, I started to relax. I became fun again. I guess happiness attracts others, because others started to take more interest in us.
Very early in our friendship, Greg had become kinda... handsy. He'd caress my back, would put his arm on my shoulders. Sometimes he even put his hand on my waist. I've never been comfortable with physical contact - I hate it when people touch me, always have. But I dismissed my own discomfort, because he was gay. What's the harm, right?
It didn't take long for me to find out, that despite his effeminate mannerisms and gay public persona which he continued to take up to eleven, he wasn't really gay. Not only was he straight, he was a newlywed. Him being married didn't stop him from trying to get with me though...
Of course I was really hurt and offended, so I distanced myself from him. Of course, the funny guy got new friends quickly while the cold bitch got what she deserved. Thankfully I got headhunted for a different job, so I left and never looked back.
We never saw each other again, but the damage was done and still affects me to this day.

I don't trust men anymore. I don't let other people casually touch me anymore (which is problematic when you're in a relationship and the other person wants to cuddle) because I don't like it. Even my other gay friends, who I've been friends with for years and who I'd gladly protect with my life, don't get to touch me other than the occasional brief hug.

You know how you have those former friends that you still think about fondly from time to time? This wasn't like that.

What I thought was an awesome friendship turned out to be fake and completely one-sided. That shit hurts, man...

Does anyone else have a similiar story that happened to them personally or someone they know?

(btw here's a link to an interview done by the guy who did the movie:
http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/article/chicks-dig-gay-guys-interview/
fyi I don't exactly despise him, all things considered he seems pretty down-to-earth, but his ass is on my shitlist for the time being and the movie can go to hell)

Shit that spooked you as a kid

[sachiko_san]

What the title says. There's one of these on /co/ atm and I was inspired to make one here. Imbedded pics or links are best.

Mine are Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, Slappy from the Night of the Living Dummy Goosebump books, and idk what it was called, but there was this cover for this cartoon movie and the image on it would creep me out as a kid, I would only see it at this one Albertson's (it's a grocery store) when they still had the video rental area in the front.

Worst shippers

[(Anonymous)]

Who are the craziest, most defensive, etc.?
I'm putting in a vote Spuhura shippers.

Rick and Morty season 2!

[(Anonymous)]

dunno if this was posted yesterday...
Yes. Season 2 is coming.

I'm so excited! Awww yeahhh
I can't be the only one here who watches this show right?

How do you watch your TV shows?

[(Anonymous)]

Do you still own an actual TV set or do you use your computer? Do you watch live shows, DVR or stream later? Hulu, Amazon, Netflix?

I rarely use my TV anymore after I plugged the cable to my computer, so now I mostly watch DVDs on my TV and live shows and streams on the computer.

Reddit is imploding

[(Anonymous)]

This is really fun to watch.

:D A silly little thing made me so happy today!

[tasogare_n_hime]

I was going to take a nap earlier today, and my cat Cadbury decided he wanted to take a nap with me snuggled against me under the blankets. This is something he used to do quite frequently, but stopped a few years ago for unknown reasons. I didn't get any sleep, but just having him snuggling like that again after so long was better than the best nap could ever be.

Suggest a Colin Firth film?

[elaminator]

So I may be going through a bit of a Colin Firth obsession and want rec's.

I've seen Kingsman (unf, he was incredibly hot and suave in this one), The King's Speech (SO GOOD, wanted to give him a hug), A Single Man (good, but I don't think I'll ever watch it again), The Bridget Jones films (well, okay, I'm in the middle of the second one and it's not my fav but he's very cute), Love Actually (this movie was a bit too crowded for me but it had good parts, and his last scene definitely made it worth it), and Pride and Prejudice (I liked it and will probably watch it again eventually).

I've also watched Girl with a Pearl Earring (but that was long ago and I remember shit), and Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (I don't remember this one well either, but I do know I was so incredibly bored that I barely finished it. Maybe I wasn't in the right state of mind that day?).

Is there anything major I've left out or should watch immediately?

Gay K-Drama?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm looking for any gay or lesbian K-drama or K-movie titles. Ideas?

Those character pregnancy flash games

[(Anonymous)]

I just saw an ad for them, does anyone happen to already know what the deal is with them? Those pregnant Elsa/Minion girl/god knows what else things. Not a good idea for me to Google atm, but I will find out myself if no one replies.

[fscom]

Games thread!

you post

[(Anonymous)]

and people tell you if you would be an uke or a seme