[ SECRET POST #3060 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #3060 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 020 secrets from Secret Submission Post #437.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

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4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

Depressing Stream #1

[herpymcderp]

So, because Noodles enjoys fellating me, this week he has turned the shitstream movie list over to me! This week, the movies will not be shit! However, because I am a harsh benefactor I have decided that he shall play only movies showcasing the darkest ennui this world has to offer. You're welcome.

First up will be a movie recommended by blessezmoi, guaranteed to make you feel either sad or claustrophobic*, or both. Starring Ryan Reynolds, directed by Chris Cortez, and with a Rotten Tomatoes score of 87%, it's Buried.

Second on the docket is a fucked up psychological horror classic. Chock full of visuals that inspired the likes of Silent Hill and your second cousin's film school final project, it's Jacob's Ladder! It'll leave you wondering if reality is real and where the limits of sanity lie.

And to end things off, we'll be turning to a lighter note with Stephen King's The Mist. Most accurately termed an action horror, this film is really a commentary about what happens when small town mentality is reduced to life in a metaphorical petri dish on the verge of what might be the apocalypse. It's a personal favorite, and is definitely not to be missed.



Don't despair though, intermissions will be happy baby animal videos and heavy drinking so we don't all wind up crying into our saftey blankets by the end of the night. Plus, as always, there's a porn parody for the after party and this week we'll be showing Tosh.Hole! Gay porn without skipping the sex scenes! It's a Christmas miracle!

So join us, won't you, for the first (and possibly last) time I'll be allowed to inflict my painful, painful film taste on the stream.


Saturday 3pm Pacifc/6pm EST at http://original.livestream.com/kagato23
P.S. Sorry for the confusion I copied and pasted the usual EST time intending to change it to Pacific time but then I didn't and everything got messed up! Actual times are now posted!


*it should go without saying, but trigger warnings are in place for anyone who really does suffer from claustrophobia. Viewer discretion is advised.

Re: Depressing Stream #1

[dethtoll]

Jacob's Ladder is one of my favorite horror movies. I wouldn't qualify The Mist as action though.

Re: Depressing Stream #1

[cloud_riven]

Aw man I remember just being annoyed by The Mist, but I remember going all, "HEY IT'S THAT GUY" every time I saw an actor. Like Melissa McBride who I only knew from her future in Walking Dead. I liked the ending though because depression of course.

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Official clickables thread.

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General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

Inspired by #6

[(Anonymous)]

Which critics do you like? Do you tend to agree with them or not?

Re: Inspired by #6

[(Anonymous)]

I used to look forward to Roger Ebert's reviews. because we seemed to have similar tastes in film.

Fandom Talk

[(Anonymous)]

List your fandom in the subject

Question thread

[(Anonymous)]

I know it's not been long since we had our last one, but my google-fu is failing me so figured maybe you guys could help.

(posting mine below)

Your Review (Likely Spoilers)

[(Anonymous)]

Post or link to your own review of something you've seen/read/played recently or something you really loved/hated.

Please warn for spoilers.

(frozen comment) Deleted thread for suicide

[case]

Please collapse trigger warning stuff!

OP, here's the content of your post, so you don't have to type it again.

So. Apparently I am not suicidal. I had a preliminary meeting about going in for therapy. Talked it out for a bout an hour to try and find a therapy solution. Turns out that wanting to die, fantasizing about dying, and taking preliminary steps to try and make it happen, does not count as suicidal. Apparently I have "Impulse" issues, and my self killing feelings are a form of escapist fantasy, not actually suicidal thoughts. The distinction is that suicidal people cannot deal with living because things are bad. People like me just can't be bothered to try living in case things get bad. Apparently I am not "At risk" of suicide because I don't make plans, I just panic and overdose on the spur of the moment. This does not make me feel any better. Kinda makes me think I'm wasting the therapists time. I have a CBT appointment coming, but I don't know if it's going to be worth it. Either way this all sounds like bullshit.

Support/Vent Thread

[blitzwing]

In case anyone needs it.

Positivity thread

[(Anonymous)]

What's something that made you happy recently?

Fuck you, Witcher 3!

[(Anonymous)]

You let your Xbone go to sleep and suddenly you can't save or load the last save?

This is bull-shit.

Fanfiction Recs

[(Anonymous)]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Name your fandom in the title

The Devolution of Scrabble

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Scrabble added a bunch of new words. And we're all Devo!

[(Anonymous)]

Pretend you get your equivalent of your Hogwarts letter in the mail, tomorrow. You've been invited to a special academy to train yourself to become the hero the world will need.

One way or another, you're sure it's legit.

But there's a catch. It's going to take hours and hours of physical and mental training, every day. For years. You'll be in pain more than not. You won't get to do what you want, go where you want, eat what you want, sleep when you want, befriend who you want, and so forth. You'll have minimal contact from now on with your current friends and family.

But at the end, you'll be the Chosen One. You're destined to save a lot of lives.

Do you think you have the drive to make it to the end? Be honest.

Freaky sex ideas

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like I want to be freaky. I'm not into casual sex, but I definitely want to be able to explore the hell out of someone I'm in a committed relationship with. I feel like I'd be willing to try anything, as long as it doesn't make me vomit (ie shitting on someone's dick and sucking it off or something)

I want to make lots of love, fuck someone's brains out, be angry/ecstatic/perverted/etc. What creative things have you come up with in bed, fs? Even if it's downright offensive, I want to hear it!

Naruto Gaiden Who's your daddy (Spoilers)

[(Anonymous)]

^^

Hillywood SPN Parody

[(Anonymous)]

I usually don't like these but this one was really good. Plus, I love ALL the actors and such showing up throughout and at the end. But, can anyone tell me who the two good looking guys are at 3:35 and 4:04ish?

https://youtu.be/tCZy8cAgBlM

Ideas for funny Greek myth inspred swears?

[dani_phantasma]

So I have this character that was once a Greek sorcerer (and is now undead). I like the idea of having him use creatively swear based on Greek mythical figures. I have few ideas but I'm always trying to think of more things I could reference. Any ideas?

Also this dude is not afraid of being crass...like at all.

weird health question

[(Anonymous)]

idk how to even describe this but i figured maybe one of y'all would be able to shed some light on what my body is doing.

first of all, i've been gassy as hell the past couple of days. ive also been sick with what i thought was a cold (got it from bf and he's since recovered, and he didn't have the gas symptom). i don't think the gas is related to the cold, but the past few days i've come down with sudden bouts of cramps (like diarrhea cramps) but no runny poops. just gas.

today my belly looked uncharacteristically thin. normally i can push it out if i breathe in, but i literally am unable to make it do that right now. what i CAN do is suck it in, terrifyingly so. like WAY more than usual. it's scary.

so like, what? what is this thing that my body is doing? usually i do look thinner when i wake up (i think i just get water weight by the end of the day) but i look even thinner than i do in the mornings. am i ok? am i dying?

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Games thread!