[ SECRET POST #3062 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3062 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 064 secrets from Secret Submission Post #438.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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Depressing Stream #1 TODAY

[herpymcderp]

So, because Noodles enjoys fellating me, this week he has turned the shitstream movie list over to me! This week, the movies will not be shit! However, because I am a harsh benefactor I have decided that he shall play only movies showcasing the darkest ennui this world has to offer. You're welcome.

First up will be a movie recommended by blessezmoi, guaranteed to make you feel either sad or claustrophobic*, or both. Starring Ryan Reynolds, directed by Chris Cortez, and with a Rotten Tomatoes score of 87%, it's Buried.

Second on the docket is a fucked up psychological horror classic. Chock full of visuals that inspired the likes of Silent Hill and your second cousin's film school final project, it's Jacob's Ladder! It'll leave you wondering if reality is real and where the limits of sanity lie.

And to end things off, we'll be turning to a lighter note with Stephen King's The Mist.



Most accurately termed an action horror, this film is really a commentary about what happens when small town mentality is reduced to life in a metaphorical petri dish on the verge of what might be the apocalypse. It's a personal favorite, and is definitely not to be missed.

Don't despair though, intermissions will be happy baby animal videos and heavy drinking so we don't all wind up crying into our saftey blankets by the end of the night. Plus, as always, there's a porn parody for the after party and this week we'll be showing Tosh.Hole! Gay porn without skipping the sex scenes! It's a Christmas miracle!

So join us, won't you, for the first (and possibly last) time I'll be allowed to inflict my painful, painful film taste on the stream.


Today! 3pm Pacific/ 6pm EST at http://original.livestream.com/kagato23


*it should go without saying, but trigger warnings are in place for anyone who really does suffer from claustrophobia. Viewer discretion is advised.

Re: Depressing Stream #1 TODAY

[insanenoodlyguy]

Don't be late to stream herpy! Blessez is afraid you will be late to stream for whatever reason and I have been charged to say this. WE WILL ONLY WAIT FOR YOU SO LONG

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General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

[(Anonymous)]

What's something you've been secretly proud of yourself for recently?

Or not secret-secret but that you're not able to tell others about for some reason, like it feels like bragging or showing off?

Inspires by #1

[(Anonymous)]

What job do you want but probably won't ever get? Why do you want it?

Backsliding

[(Anonymous)]

I just backslid into something I'd PROMISED myself I wouldn't do. Feel a bit shitty right now.

What's something you've been hacking away at but have been having difficulty sticking to?

Eurovision

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sorry, FS, I'm watching the Eurovision Song Contest and I tried to enjoy it but I just find it boring as hell. Everything sounds bland. Only thing I truly like is Conchita Wurst's occasional presence; my gods she's beautiful.

Tea makes you tired?

[(Anonymous)]

Why do I sometimes feel more tired after having tea? Anyone else have this problem?

Things you liked as a kid no one else seems to have heard of

[(Anonymous)]

Because it can't just be me, right?

Fanvid recs!

[elaminator]

Post yours here.

Any fellow social cleaners here?

[(Anonymous)]

I've come to the conclusion that I'm a social cleaner. I just can't get my act together and actually do housework when I'm on my own. Add someone to keep me company, though - instant energy to something around the apartment! ( Just company, mind, I'd like to do the chores myself.)

Am I alone in this or are there others who share my preference?

Is Amy Shumer a rapist?

[(Anonymous)]

Possibly TW for rape, so it's in the following comment.

Favorite Eurovision songs

[(Anonymous)]

What are some Eurovision songs you really liked?

I loved 'Satellite' by Lena.

Actress - Genevieve Bujold

[(Anonymous)]

So I was watching some old movie and the main actress seemed SO familiar. I looked it up and her name is Genevieve Bujold. I haven't seen anything else she was in and I know I've seen something much more recent with someone who looks exactly like she did in the 80s, but she's in her 70s now so it's not her.

I've tried googling to see if maybe she has a daughter who's an actress or something but I can't seem to find anything.

Here are a whole bunch of pictures of her:

https://www.google.com/search?q=Genevieve+Bujold&biw=1152&bih=672&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=5QBhVfPpMIeYyAS7k4AY&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ

Help me figure it out...who does she look like? This is driving me insane!

I hate foodies

[(Anonymous)]

Does anyone else get tripped up by actors' actual ages?

[(Anonymous)]

I just watched Tomorrowland. Spoilers in the next comment.

Excited but can't tell anyone but FS

[(Anonymous)]

I am so happy but can't tell anyone, so I have to tell you guys.

A very good friend of mine (the considerate, bedding preferences remembering friend from a while ago, if anyone remembers) got to know a guy today and apparently they really hit it off. Which is absolutely great because she's awesome and deserves a great guy (from the little I've seen he seems like a wisecracking smart-ass which means he would fit right in with us), but because she's terribly insecure I can't tell anyone she met someone because literally everyone else of my friends either knows her as well, knows her sister (whom she especially doesn't want to know), or is good friends with someone her sister knows. So I have to share this with you guys, because I'm really really happy for her.

(And also dreading the fact that if it works out I'll be the only one without an SO in any of my friend circles, which is probably going to suck. At least till now I could always commiserate with my friend :( still happy and excited for her, though!)

Best RL trolls?

[(Anonymous)]

who are they in your opinion

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Games thread!