[ SECRET POST #2046 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2046 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 021 secrets from Secret Submission Post #292.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - spam secret ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

04. http://i.imgur.com/DEKL6.jpg?1

[(Anonymous)]

This guy makes me sick to look at, especially once I knew about all the sex scenes in his books. He's like a grey-instead-of-white-haired, perverted Santa Claus.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Grey-Bearded Pervo Santa. Now there's a metal band name!

[(Anonymous)]

I think he's probably a bit of a pedo. But he could be a furry too.

[(Anonymous)]

Because old guys aren't allowed to write about sex?

[(Anonymous)]

+1

[(Anonymous)]

What makes you think that, anon?

/curious

[(Anonymous)]

I've sometimes wondered if he doesn't have a thing for his (hypothetical, does he even have one?) sister, but a furry? why?

[elaminator]

But why?

[(Anonymous)]

FAT PINK MAST

[(Anonymous)]

Well he is quite furry-looking.

[(Anonymous)]

Ew, we don't want him.

[(Anonymous)]

Because of the skinchanging/the ability of the Bran and the other Stark children to take the mind of their direwolves?

Or are you just judging him.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think he's a furry. I think he's just yet another neckbeardy, creepy nerd with perversions and misogyny.

Except he can actually write.

[(Anonymous)]

He might be a furry.

Why? Because only furries believe that wolf society works like a prison yard or street gang, with "Alpha males".

[(Anonymous)]

Question: why is basically everyone in fandom against GRRM? I really don't know anything about him that could make people so disgusted, and don't get the hate.

(The only reasons people told me it's because "he writes about 13 years old girls" or stuff like that, when... It seemed obvious to me that it was part of the plot and the whole clearly medieval universe he created, and not something he did to jerk off?)

[(Anonymous)]

When I try to watch clips of the show, I see the Youtube comments and want to stay waaaaaaaaaaay out of that fandom.

They are calling everyone who says that they don't like the show a faggot, gay, homo etc.

You don't like the books? Go back to reading Twilight and watching Glee you faggot bitch shitpusher!

If that's the fanbase he attracts, I can safely stay far away from the original material.

[(Anonymous)]

A wolfaboo, to be precise.

[(Anonymous)]

It seems he favors House Stark even more than JKR favors House Gryffindor.

[kallanda_lee]

It's the beard, isn't it?

[la_petite_singe]

Oh, God, wouldn't surprise me. D:

[(Anonymous)]

In a recent interview, GRRM was asked which of his characters he'd like to meet in real life. His response, "Dany-- cause she's hot."

The reaction to this by the audience and interviewer was charmed laughter. However, I admit to finding these comments a bit creepy myself. As we all know, Dany is still 15 years old (GRRM also confirmed in a recent interview-- not the same one that he said she was hot and he was dying to meet her--that she is still only 15, rather than 16.) GRRM is...what...63, or something? As noted, in the past, GRRM has specified that for his characters, he pictures ideas in his own head, rather than the people who play them. So he thinks a 15 year old girl is "hot" and is just dying to meet her?

I guess apparently most fans see no issue whatsoever with this confession, but I must admit to finding it...incredibly creepy. And after reading it, a whole lot of other issues regarding Dany and the way she is characterized came to light. Such as:

1. GRRM has (in interviews) called the wedding night between the then 13 year old Danerys and khal Drogo (in his early to mid 30's) as "the most romantic scene in the books."

2. From the beginning, GRRM really sexualizes the 13 year old Dany, and shows what (to me) comes across as a rather creepy fixation on her figure, particularly her breasts. Let's note the amount of mentions the 13 year old Danerys breasts get in A Game of Thrones alone, shall we?:
"her budding breasts"
"the tips of her breasts rubbed against her gown"
"her small breasts"
"her tender breasts. She liked to hold them. They were so beautiful.."
"the swell beneath her breasts."
"her swollen breasts"
"A small trickle of sweat trickled slowly between Dany's swollen breasts."
"she used her hands, her mouth, her breasts"
"her milk heavy breasts
"sweat ran in between her breasts"
"her breasts bare"

Here, Dany comes off as either a drooling old man imitating a 13 year old girl, or a 13 year old girl with a morbid fascination and obsession with her own breasts.

What creeps me out is that GRRM begins to sexualize her at 13, and continues to do so throughout the rest of the books.

In short, though its not a huge deal, does anyone else agree with me that a 63 year old man voicing his desire for a 15 year old in public strike anyone else as rather creepy?

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously, I just started reading this series. All these comments are gonna sour the rest of the books without thinking creepy pedo old man in the background.

I should really not learn about the authors ever ever ever.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think GRRM is very secretive about his fetishes. If he was into that, we'd have a touching romance between a human and a sapient dragon by now that fandom would passionately defend as realistic for a Middle Ages society and therefore beyond criticism.

Then again, if both parties were adults, I feel like it would be an improvement.

[maiira]

Slightly OT: GRRM looks almost exactly like one of my coworkers.