[ SECRET POST #3185 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3185 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 025 secrets from Secret Submission Post #455.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO images bigger than 600x600 in either direction (banners, et cetera).
2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

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Official clickables thread.

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3. If you're going to post, try to at least help the others.

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General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

Ask for fic recs

[(Anonymous)]

Anything goes.

Re: Ask for fic recs

[(Anonymous)]

All of a sudden this morning, I had this massive craving for mafia AU fic. I've never given a thought to the genre before. Anyone have any recs? Any fandom is fine, it'd be pointless to list all the media I'm familiar with, and I can still get the idea when it's something I don't know.

F/F, generally

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty much any f/f recommendations people see fit to make

I, personally, am not particularly a fan of animated TV series, like ponies, or steven universes, and so I probably won't read any of those. But I can't say what anyone else reading this comm might like. So just you do you and post what you want, really. I believe in you.

Google Translate Sings is still priceless, js.

[(Anonymous)]

So as usual
Or go to Malawi
You understand when it's sodomy
In the case of consumer prices
Adulterer with enthusiasm
Berserk I can tell
I want to know because of sportswoman
Cat lover game

Oh wait, this should have some actual discussion content or something, right? Who are you guys's favorite parody artists? (I'm tempted to say "Weird Al excluded", because a whole damn lot of people like him, myself included...but I'll be lazy and not do that.)

Happy Celebrate Bisexuality (inclusively defined) Day (part of bi week)

[cbrachyrhynchos]

https://youtu.be/ewWJb4R-vfI

Favorite Youtube performers

[(Anonymous)]

Any performers/actors/groups that you really like and follow? Who make skits, shows, comedy, whatever.

Youtube Meta Recs

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not sure how else to phrase this but I've been watching a lot of really well thought out youtube vids picking apart the Hobbit movies and I was up for anything along those lines (for any movie/show/whatever).

Anyone have anything like that?

I am so happy...

[(Anonymous)]

I did not buy one of Jarpad's crappy shirts. I wanted to support a good cause, because I've dealt with suicide, but I couldn't bring myself to own, let alone wear, his random having-nothing-to-do-with-the-cause face on my chest.

So, so happy I didn't. Fuck this jerk and his homophobe friends.

How was your Wednesday?

[philstar22]

How was your Wednesday?

If Pokémon were real, which one could help improve our planet with its abilities the most?

[(Anonymous)]

^^^^^^

Whose doorstep would you...

[(Anonymous)]

- leave a present on?

- poop on?

- take their water hose and stick it through the mail slot/cat door (if they have one)?

omfg Stonewall you guys

[(Anonymous)]

Has anyone else read that one interview with Ronald Emmerich? Because omfg.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/shannonkeating/director-roland-emmerich-discusses-stonewall-controversy#.ivAAjOkBe6

I know it's buzzfeed, but it's still his words.

The money shots:
-“I kind of found out, in the testing process, that actually, for straight people, [Danny] is a very easy in. Danny’s very straight-acting. He gets mistreated because of that. [Straight audiences] can feel for him.”
-“They learned something from Danny — that you can make it, that you can study, you can maybe have a more regular life,” Emmerich said. “I also don’t have the feeling at the end that they are so much on the streets anymore.”

All right, so basically, he has a straight-acting lead who gets mistreated for being straight because otherwise straight people totally couldn't empathize, and also, this straight-acting lead is a white guy who teaches the POC all about not living on the streets.

Not touching the trans part because I've heard conflicting things from people about the trans presence at Stonewall, but just those two things alone are like "...what." And he doesn't get why people are upset with him.

OOOoooooooh my fucking god.

Secret Spotlight

[dancing_clown]

The post where a few secrets from yesteryear are put back into the spotlight. All come from the ongoing Fandom Secrets Index

WARNING: Some secrets may not be work safe and may contain spoilers, triggers, and other unpleasantness.

Transphobia/Cissexism/Homophobia

[(Anonymous)]

OT3? ... j/k.

I'm watching a fight brew elsewhere over the TNG episode where Dr. Crusher's parasite boyfriend nearly dies, gets put in Riker, then Riker nearly dies, and it gets a new woman host, and Beverly's all "Nah, tho."

And holy fuck, everybody's all "how dare she not be willing to try a relationship with the woman-host!" Like, yo, it's not trans- or homophobic to be straight and only into cismen, y'all. I'm keeping my yap shut, because banhammer but I wish could upvote harder the two brave souls swimming against the tide.

Which celebrity death

[(Anonymous)]

Effect you the most?

Certain Brands

[kaijinscendre]

My sister bought some Libby brand vienna sausages. Who knew such delicious mystery meat could be turned DISGUSTING? I've only eaten Armour so the Libby kind tasted really gross to me. That isn't the only thing I am super specific about. I only buy Nike sneakers, specifically Downshifters. It is like they were made for my feet.

What are some specific items you will only buy one brand of?

Harry Potter fic

[(Anonymous)]

Any new, good Harry Potter fic, preferably non-slash!

Empty Nest Syndrome

[(Anonymous)]

My sister is in a bad way and is thinking of moving wear I live for a clean start. This would be my last sibling to leave the state we grew up in and move to wear I live (half way across the country). That means that my father will be alone in our hometown.

He is already depressed about all my other siblings leaving but frankly, our hometown is no good for anyone. It just seems to breed addiction and terribleness. All my other siblings who have left have created more stable, financially secure lives once they leave that hellhole.

But, now my sister (who has moved here) is feeling super guilty about leaving m dad all by himself. What can I do to help him or her or to assuage my own guilt for leaving my dad (who raised us) alone.

X-Files (spoilers)

[kaijinscendre]

Man. I can't do any X-Files secrets. Everyone will know it is me. D:

Emily: For some reason, I thought they were at a baptism and not a funeral. Very confusing. Also, the green go spurting out of all those holes this episode is the worse. UGH! I love seeing angry Mulder.

Kitsunegari: Hey! The mind control guy. Too bad he couldn't mind control up a better fake snake. Also, the guy covered in blue paint made me think, "Man. This is like original Blue's Clues." I think Nick stole that idea from X-Files.

Chinga: This combines two of my favorite Twilight Zone episodes, Living Doll and It's A Good Life! Also,why does Scully bother going on vacation.

Kill Switch: Pretty meh episode. Though I somehow got confused by the summaries so could not figure out when the hell the vampires were supposed to come in. Also, this reminded me of Captain America: The Winter Soldier...

Bad Blood: FUCK YEAH! I love episodes that have characters telling the same story from their point of view (and how comically they portray what happens and their partner). Also, Luke Wilson! The hotter Wilson brother. The scene with the RV was hilarious.

Patient X: My second favorite one armed asshole is back! And he is sleeping with Andrea (I know the actress from TWD). Andrea needs to stop sleeping with assholes.

Red and Black: I like how Mulder and Scully have sort of switched places. She is all ALIENS! ALIENS! and he is all, Aliens are not real, IT IS AL A LIE! Also, the Smoking Man is back. Shocking. /s

Travelers: So that is how the X-Files for the "X" designation! It doesn't have to do with extraterrestrials at all.

edit: Why does Mulder have a wedding ring in the episode Travelers??

I hate

[(Anonymous)]

commercials

I hate them

News Judge OKs Manslaughter Charge For Teen Who Encouraged Boyfriend’s Suicide

[(Anonymous)]

Good. Though I am unsure as to why she is in juvenile court.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2015/09/23/judge-oks-manslaughter-charge-for-teen-who-encouraged-boyfriends-suicide/

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Games thread!