[ SECRET POST #3308 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3308 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 065 secrets from Secret Submission Post #473.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO images bigger than 600x600 in either direction (banners, et cetera).
2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

[fscom]

Official clickables thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO huge images or columns of images that require scrolling, please.
2. ONE POST PER USER under in this thread.
3. If you're going to post, try to at least help the others.

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General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

What do you do for a living?

[(Anonymous)]

shamelessly spread-sheeting right here

Ass out of u and me

[(Anonymous)]

What are some embarrassing things you've assumed, or thought other people were stupid for thinking, only to learn they were right?

Mine below.

Porn thread

[(Anonymous)]

Last night my husband and I were stuck in traffic and started debating the best possible MCU threesome. It's got me in the mood for pormy fic. Rec and request away, babies!

Gender Bullshit General

[(Anonymous)]

for funposting and trolls

Cute short gay comic

[(Anonymous)]

http://imgur.com/FLCvJQr

Feel free to post any other short comic you wish to share!

inspirational music recs

[(Anonymous)]

Have to clean my room.
Hate cleaning.
Please suggest inspirational music, preferably sans vocals.

Do you play any instruments? Any you want to try?

[(Anonymous)]

I wiped the dust off of my poor neglected bassguitar that has been standing in a corner the past three(?) years and dug out some tabs. It sounded quite bad, because I suck at finger placement, pressure, etc. My left hand is none too happy, either.

I played violin with the Suzuki method from third grade up to sixth and dabbled a little with my grandparents' piano and a recorder(?) my uncle had when he was a kid. I would like to take singing lessons one day.

So F!S - do you play or want to and what inspired your interest?

Your most recent fictional crushes

[(Anonymous)]

Any fictional charmers caught your fancy lately?

What's not funny or creative anymore?

[sparrow_lately]

Besides: Leo never gets Oscars, bear rape, Benedict Cumberbatch looks like an alien (I'm as sick of him as anyone, but stop beating a dead horse). What other internet/fs/general stock jokes and replies make you just roll your eyes these days?

If you could wipe one animal species off the face of the earth

[(Anonymous)]

Which would it be?

Excepting humans.

SfDebris

[(Anonymous)]

Does anyone else follow SfDebris's "opinionated" review series? If you do, how do you think he is getting on? I think he has gotten very boring recently, too much anime with that cancer kid, the pointy nose gang, and the lesbian superpower girl. Plus that kinda generic Dune stuff, where he's already reviewed one adaptation and is now doing another. I wish he'd expand his policy on "its all been said before" from Star Wars to cover that. If it isn't that, it is a steady diet of Stargate instead. I wish he'd go back to Farscape, Enterprise, and Doctor Who. Those were really fun reviews, but it isn't what his Patreon patrons from spacebattles.com are pushing for now.

Writing Thread

[(Anonymous)]

whatchy'all workin on

Sex for sale

[(Anonymous)]

So I'm thinking about losing my virginity to a hooker. Anyone have any experience with male sex workers or erotic massages?

Secrets you connect with certain users

[(Anonymous)]

What secrets do you most often suspect coming from certain users (you know, like the wrestling ones).

We all know it's not always the same people, but there just are topics/fandoms that we are tempted to connect with certain users/recognizable anons.

Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

What are some friendships (fandom or IRL) you had to drop? (For whatever reason.)

Good YA recs

[(Anonymous)]

The discussion yesterday gave me the idea to ask... What are your recs for YA that doesn't focus too heavily on melodramatic love triangles or other badly done tropes? For the sake of argument, let's limit the discussion to works that are less than 15 years old.

.5 A press and parallel universes

[bigpaw]

I'm unable to think about anything today but this mario 64 speedrun where the guy gathers speed for twelve hours and ricochets into a parallel universe, please discuss

ROYAL RUMBLE

[(Anonymous)]

Even when the outcome is disappointing (god I wanted last year to actually be the Wyatts' year), the match is fun as fuck.

I probably won't be able to catch the preshow, but I thought I'd start a thread.

RNG tells me I have to root for #21 this year, a staunchly mediocre number.

Cringe thewad

[(Anonymous)]

A grad school classmate is all over Facebook hawking her genetic-as-hell looking fantasy novel, complete with a mock up cover featuring the Game of Thrones font (or something close), "book one of the Whatever Kingdom series," and quotes from I guess friends on the cover praising the work.

What's making your cringe lately, friends?

Captain Nemo... but less shit

[(Anonymous)]

Floowing on from last night (Thanks to the two people who offered suggestions)

I'm looking for something kinda odd... a bit specific.

So I started reading 20,000 leagues under the sea because I have a super submarine, high-tech hard-on at the moment and it's the go-to for that. But it's so fucking boring. I know hard sci-fi has these issues, but gah, so very technical and so un-fantasy adventure-y. Apparently it gets better but it's such a grind and it's kinda losing me.

So I'm now looking for something in an under water awesome adventure, less dry (no pun intended) better characters, more fun. Maybe someone with two X chromosomes to soice things up? Nemo seems fun, but I think I'm not supposed to like him, or I'm going to find out he's a bigger dick than he seems and has to be put down by the dull as recycled piss heroes of the story.

I did like the Alan Moore comics, if that helps?

I also liked the movie of the Alan Moore comic.

Whaddya got for me, folks?

i'm quitting the team...

[(Anonymous)]

and my dreams!!!!!!

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Games thread!