[ SECRET POST #3187 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #3187 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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04. http://i.imgur.com/HcehdSi.jpg
[linked for nudity, it's the blurred lines video]


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[New Tricks]


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12. [SPOILERS for Jurassic World]



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13. [WARNING for underage]



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14. [WARNING for suicide]















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #455.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

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3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

TEENAGE WASTESTREAM. Saturday at 7pm

[chardmonster]

The people have spoken! You guys want HEATHERS, a wonderful Eighties high school black comedy.



But BEFORE, a wonderful, hard to find exhibit: bootleg footage of the MORMON ENDOWMENT CEREMONY, a top secret ritual that involves teenagers wearing robes and watching a very campy video about the garden of Eden (that's what we're here for). I want to make clear I'm not doing this to make fun of it. It's legitimately interesting (okay and yes very campy Satan is a thing).

ALSO: I might see if I can get an audience participation Let's Play of the wonderful relationship simulator FACADE up and running.

As for a third movie, if we have one: I'm not sure! It'll depend on who's there. I have the Star Wars Holiday Special but I might save that for Classic Star Wars Stream, which I am totally doing I call it. There is a very sexy movie about lesbian eroticism and moth collecting called THE DUKE OF BURGUNDY but I'm only going to play that if certain people show up. Suggestions are welcome.

LOOK:

IT'S A STREAM

IT'S SATURDAY, 7PM EASTERN

AND IT'LL BE AWESOME

livestream.com/chardmonster

Re: TEENAGE WASTESTREAM. Saturday at 7pm

[(Anonymous)]

If my computer lets me, and I can get online in time, I want to see the LDS Endowment Ceremony.

[fscom]

Official clickables thread.

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1. NO huge images or columns of images that require scrolling, please.
2. ONE POST PER USER under in this thread.
3. If you're going to post, try to at least help the others.

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General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

Have you ever met a NiceGuy™ in real life?

[(Anonymous)]

How'd it go?

Oink

[(Anonymous)]

oink

What did you dream last night?

[(Anonymous)]

I dreamed that I was tied to a wall with 3 other women. Jenna from 30 Rock was there, and had volunteered me to be tied to the wall. They released hundreds of tarantulas at the top of the wall and they started crawling down the walls towards us. I screamed so much that I woke myself up.

So you can have a choice

[(Anonymous)]

The justice system will always bend in one way or another so I ask: With violent crimes like rape and murder, would you prefer a system that protects the innocent from being found guilty, at the risk of some of the guilty getting away with their crime, or a system which unerringly punishes the guilty even if that means some innocent get cause up in it? One or the other.

Weekend Plans

[kaijinscendre]

I get to make a huge batch of breakfast burritos this weekend! ლ(´ڡ`ლ) It is crazy how much better I feel throughout the day if I start if off with food that isn't a poptart! I also get to babysit my nephew while my sister drives someone to the airport. I am hoping to get payment in form of a delicious cheeseburger!

What will you all be doing?

I'm really disappointed with south park

[(Anonymous)]

For so many years I always believed that the creators were on the right side of history, they adopted much the same progrssive morals as me, and even when they were politically insensitive, I knew they were ultimatly good people.

Then this whole "PC Brah" thing has hit, and I just can't justify supporting the show any more. What are your thoughts?

Rec me a/b/o

[(Anonymous)]

So, I started actually reading a/b/o fic and I'm finding the common themes appeal to me somewhat. I'm very new to reading a/b/o fic so I'm looking for recs of some of your favorites. I like long and plotty fics, if you can rec me any of those. I'm good with most of the big fandoms, though I'm unfamiliar with anime fandoms and Teen Wolf (I realize this is a big a/b/o fandom though, so feel feel to rec Teen Wolf too). Thanks in advance, reccers!

Well, that happened.

[(Anonymous)]

I was doing a dungeon with random strangers today and one of them put up a fight at every turn, trying to tell us that we should be doing it the way they learned from probably-outdated videos, while I told them I learned the dungeon from doing it with different people every day this month and they were the first one I'd seen insisting on something different. They responded with "well if you saw people jump off a bridge every day would you?"

Immediately after that, we all took a well-known shortcut that nobody argued against, which involved jumping off a fucking bridge.

I'm sorry, random person, but your argument is invalid.

Stuff you don't understand the appeal of?

[(Anonymous)]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[(Anonymous)]

I don't want to pick up where fleshlight!anon left off, but how do you feel about Real Dolls? Better or worse than fleshlights? What about the men that use them? How do you feel about this sex-robot thing some guys are trying to develop? What about the groups trying to outlaw it? Do they have a point? Will it encourage men in their treatment of women like object?

question for a_potato...

[(Anonymous)]

Or anyone else with access to a newborn. My sister's due in December, and I'm making a gift. It says to measure the baby around the chest and from armpit to hip. I can find averages online for the chest, but not the armpit one. Could I please have a measurement, so at least I have a starting point? All I can find is neck to hip.

Thanks!

Book recs!

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by secret 1 and my own need for books. I'll post what I'm looking for below.

Heroes Reborn

[leisuretime]

I watched Heroes Reborn this morning. One of my longstanding questions with late season 3/season 4 is being acknowledged, so that's pretty good. I don't dislike any of the new characters' story lines, but I'm mostly interested in learning what's happened in the interim for the old characters.

Yuletide!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Nominations are open! Even if you don't plan on participating, you can nominate the small fandoms you'd like to see get fic.

What are you guys nominating?

What are you having for dinner, F!S?

[diet_poison]

For me, good ol' Kraft mac and cheese from the box :)

Amazon Prime

[(Anonymous)]

So I bought into the Amazon Prime subscription today and I'm so giddy and confused at the same time because I just don't know where to start! What should I do first with it? Stream something? Read up on the faqs so I know what the hell I'm doing?

DROP EVERYTHING!

[kaijinscendre]

I just saw a new deaging fic in one of my fandoms. I love that trope so much, I have to drop everything else just so I can read that fic.

What are some tropes/setting/AUs that you will drop all your other fics for to binge read?

Moo

[(Anonymous)]

Good News Thread

[(Anonymous)]

My sister's asshole boyfriend (who I have complained about on here repeatedly) is leaving tomorrow! He will be flying back home and will never be back. Sure, my sister will be a bit sad but this is a huge improvement in her life.


share some good news!

[fscom]

Games thread!