[ SECRET POST #3258 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3258 ⌋

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 0100 secrets from Secret Submission Post #466.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

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Posting for 0thellia: aint no night like a bollywood night (round 2: othellia's favorites)

[insanenoodlyguy]

Sup y'all, I'm commandeering Saturday night stream for this week.



First up is one of my favorite movies of all time, Om Shanti Om. A 1970's B-List Bollywood actor falls in love with an A-List superstar, comedy and drama ensues. In addition to being an awesome film, it also makes fun of a BUNCH of Bollywood stereotypes. Luckily Bollywood/Hollywood have a bunch of overlap (westerns, over the top action movies, chick flicks), so… yeah.

Okay, I'm doing a terrible job of selling this movie. Seriously though, it's awesome.


Then! Another one of my favorite movies, 3 Idiots. AKA a three-hour musical comedy/drama on why the modern education system is broken. (But LBR, everything in Bollywood is a three-hour musical comedy/drama.) Three best friends go to college, but after graduation one of the friends disappears forever. Years later the remaining two get a hint as to where he is and set off on a quest to find him.

Only two movies planned because they're both 3 hours each. If people are still around afterwards, might play some episodes of Miraculous Ladybug because that's my newest thing. Depends on whatever people suggest.

Happening this Saturday, 6pm EST @
http://original.livestream.com/othellia

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Official clickables thread.

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[heartsday]

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General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

Doctor Who Spoilers

[(Anonymous)]

Don't take away my breakaway

Spoilers next time.

What's your go-to hardware store?

[caerbannog]

I'm thinking I need to do a bunnings runner to see if they sell any teeny tiny shelves I can install on my wall, appreciate how handy and helpful their staff will be when my follow up question will be "so....do i use glue or screws?"

Also delicious cheap $2 sausages.

What's your hardware store?

Fandom conspiracies/controversies that you don't get

[philstar22]

What are some controversies or conspiracy theories in your fandom that you just don't get?

Vent thread!

[(Anonymous)]

Vent away!

A brief analysis of fandoms tagged "figging" on AO3

[(Anonymous)]

I can't quite quit thinking of yesterday's figging secret: http://fandomsecrets.dreamwidth.org/1326905.html?thread=876463161#cmt876463161
and the figgings found on AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Figging/works?

A brief analysis of fandoms represented:

Natural figgers:
Sherlock (TV) (20) & NCIS (2): Yup, scientists in every regard.
Supernatural (18): Is fandom's answer to Rule34, so naturally yes.
The Avengers (11): Need to know what their powers can stand up to.
Merlin (TV) (11): What sorcery is this?!
Teen Wolf (6): It ain't garlic, but could perhaps repel some fleas.
Hannibal (5): Duh. Foodie. (He calls it "studding".)
Queer as Folk (3): Just going through the motions.
Football RPF (2): Gives that extra spring in the thighs.
Glee (2): Would explain a lot.

Artificial figgers:
Marvel Cinematic Universe (5): There's no reason. (NO Killgrave, shoo!)
Harry Potter (5), & One Direction (4): To young really to need advanced kink to get it up.
James Bond (2): Perky enough already. Besides, cocktail olives would be more convenient.
Game of Thrones (TV) (3): Food's too valuable, especially in the north.
Hetalia AP (2): This means war.

Whaddaya think? (Choose your own kink.)

OUAT fic recs wanted!

[kribban]

My best friend is very into Once Upon A Time but due to various reasons she's completely out of touch with fandom. After years she has decided to get back into reading fanfiction but is too depressed to go looking on her own. I've tried Googling but not knowing the fandom I've had a hard time finding good stories.

She ships Emma/Captain Hook. If you have any fic recs for stories with that pairing, please send them my way. Any ratings!

[(Anonymous)]

I tried to make the secret cut out but missed out by going to the bathroom. poop!

New Final Fantasy VII trailer

[(Anonymous)]

What do you guys think?

Today's Accomplishments?

[philstar22]

What did you accomplish today?

Talk About Your Small Fandoms

[(Anonymous)]

Change the subject. No one may reply to you, but that is the sacrifices you make for small fandoms. Just talk about them and hope!

Don't do it!

[(Anonymous)]

Dear anons and users who have cut off a toxic person.

Don't look them up, don't contact them, don't think about them! Keep holding out its better for you

Is the driven grouse industry worth saving?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not talking about walk up grouse shooting, and not talking about banning bird shooting outright, just driven grouse.

They have to strip burn the heather every year, degrading the natural peat and causing run off flash flooding as well as increasing carbon emissions. The grouse are medicated to the point of medication toxicity in some of them and encouraging parasite resistance to the medications which are used in other livestock, and to keep up grouse numbers to the level required for a driven shoot the game keepers must kill all birds of prey, including some very rare ones, on and around the grouse moor:- not just on the grouse keeper's own lands but also trespassing onto other people's land in order to kill birds of prey there too, as born out by the Langholm-2 Study. Plus the moors have to have access roads carved into them and high fences to keep deer away from grouse chicks and from browsing on the heather the grouse needs to keep the numbers up enough for a shoot. This turns the countryside into a grid patterned wire fenced scheme more suitable for an industrial estate.

Then there is the driven grouse shoot itself, one head keeper makes a little over minimum wage and the beaters are either volunteers or "self-employed" at sub-minimum wage rates who try to drive adolescent grouse into a terror and have them fly slightly in front of some very drunk city gents who blaze away at them as if it were a computer game. For every grouse shot, at least another ten are needed to surround them in order that there be sufficient density to even give the shooters a chance at hitting them. Many will be wounded or exhausted and just die on the ground, without being salvaged by the shooters. The bodies are actually quite toxic to eat, see the medication issue above, but can make their way into the foodchain as a gamebird risking public health. The others are gathered by keepers and used as poison bait for birds of prey and other wildlife.

On top of all that, the estates which conduct driven grouse shooting are given huge subsidies in the hundreds of thousands of pounds per annum range to continue this sport because it is considered countryside management even though it degrades the biodiversity of the land, and are owned by multimillionaires (many of whom sit in the Commons and Lords) already.

Despite all the effort, grouse numbers are still declining, the land itself is degrading and crumbling, and the estates struggling to survive.

Is it time to just ban driven grouse shooting and direct the money instead to more positive ecological restoration projects? I think it is, what do you think?

Religion of Peace Brings more Peace Again

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/12035552/Knifeman-screams-this-is-for-Syria-in-London-tube-machete-attack.html

Knifeman screams 'this is for Syria' in Leytonstone tube machete attack
Tube station 'machete' attack sees up to three injured as reports say a man was tasered after slashing someone's throat

I'm making a masterlist of all the weirdest ships I've encountered in fic.

[(Anonymous)]

Here's what I've got so far:

- Hitler/Stalin/Putin (http://archiveofourown.org/works/2589734)
- Hitler/Jesus (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6130321/1/Jesus-and-Hitler-A-Romance)
- Rule 63'd Mitt Romney/Hitler (http://archiveofourown.org/works/503849)
- Elmo/Kuzco (http://archiveofourown.org/works/1230595)
- Iceland/Fridge (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5293272/1/Iceland-s-Fridge)
- Jacob Black/Pikachu (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6371812/1/The-Wolf-and-the-Mouse)
- Thor/the Ninja Turtles (http://archiveofourown.org/works/2337278)
- Ultron/John Cena (http://archiveofourown.org/works/4005112)
- Pinkie Pie/Loki (http://archiveofourown.org/works/2325461)
- SpongeBob/Louis Tomlinson (The actual fic has been taken down, but I swear to god it exists. I submitted an excerpt to WTF Fanfiction a while ago. http://wtffanfiction.com/post/106216432283/fandoms-one-directionspongebob-squarepants)

Anyone have something to add? :)

What's the most obscure thing you're into?

[(Anonymous)]

.w.

Anyone else a little disturbed

[(Anonymous)]

By the whole 'No single male refugees please' that's happening atm? I don't want to be accused of being one of the dreaded, but it seems kinda fucked up, and it seems even more fucked up that no-one is talking about it.

Omegaverse!you

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by #9: what do you think you'd be if you lived in an omegaverse AU? what would you if you were born in each of the three roles?

Saddest fanart

[(Anonymous)]

Link the saddest fanart that comes to your mind - and note the fandoms and characters (and spoilers, if relevant) in your comment or subject line!

[fscom]

Games thread!

Lyrics game!

[(Anonymous)]

Or whatever you want to call it. Put your music player of choice on random and post the first line of as many songs you want, be that 1 or 5 or 10 or 50.

No skipping unless the song is in a foreign language, an instrumental one, or one where the title of the song is revealed in the first line. Or if you just want to skip it I guess, but that makes it less fun.

Then people try to guess what song it is. 'K?