[ SECRET POST #3325 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3325 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 027 secrets from Secret Submission Post #475.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO images bigger than 600x600 in either direction (banners, et cetera).
2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

TENTATIVE NURSE STREAM ON SATURDAY

[caecilia]

Hey f!s! I might do a stream this weekend!

If I do it will be at 5:30 PM EST at livestream.com/nurnsejoy

and I'll be showing



TEETH

and then



FRIED GREEN TOMATOES

because I have eclectic tastes :)

Then maybe Beyond the Lights or The Gods Must Be Crazy if we have time.

I'll definitely have a decision on this by Friday!

[fscom]

Official clickables thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO huge images or columns of images that require scrolling, please.
2. ONE POST PER USER under in this thread.
3. If you're going to post, try to at least help the others.

[fscom]

General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

Should I watch Daredevil?

[(Anonymous)]

Tell me why I should or shouldn't! I'm interested but don't have a lot of free time to waste.

Inspired by #11

[(Anonymous)]

What is fandom "doing wrong" by your standards? Too much fluffy fic? Wrong top/bottom dynamic? Terrible headcanons? Not enough of your fave character?

If you could have it your way, what would fandom provide for you?

How to age gracefully

[(Anonymous)]

So, there's this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sycgL3Qg_Ak) and it's basically life lessons from various age groups. Like, "Dear 6-Year-Old: Take the training wheels off your bike. It's time to let go! - Signed a 7-year-old" "Dear 7-year-old: Stay Weird. - Signed an 8-year-old.

You start getting wider age gaps after the first few, and it's a really good video. Except for the advice from a 12-year-old. I hate to shit all over her, because she's 12, but this was her snottily said lesson:

"Dear 9-year-old: Don't get involved with the 'popular' kids. They're narcissistic capitalists that know nothing about politics." Some people say it's scripted, I say it isn't, because I've met 12-year-olds that think they're that degree of hot shit and above everybody else.

But still. That statement annoyed the fuck out of me and it annoyed me even more because you apparently can't call it out, because when you do people get all up in arms about how "GROWN ASS ADULTS FEEL THREATENED BY A KID THAT'S JUST SPEAKING THE TRUTH!!"

Thoughts?

What is this heresy?

[(Anonymous)]

We are you not all worshipping Daisy Ridley?

Opposite of Above

[(Anonymous)]

For completeness, what is your fandom doing right? What fandom trends hit your id? Are you riding the popular pairing? Totally fine with woobies? You have a rairpair but at least all the fic is well written?

What do you love about your fandom?

Lent

[(Anonymous)]

For those that observe it, what are you giving up?

Side note, I read somewhere where a person was instead of doing a sacrifice, but giving back by volunteering in a soup kitchen or something to that effect. That was interesting to me as I've only heard of people giving up something. Not giving back.

Going to hell

[(Anonymous)]

So FS: why are you going to hell?

How to recruit fans for small fandoms

[(Anonymous)]

There are often secrets bemoaning a lack of fans and fic for small fandoms. Here are two LJ communities where you can pitch small fandoms for potential fans. Your pitch can be long and detailed or just a few lines telling why it is so worth it. No need to become a master writer to excite new fans there, in other words.

http://smallfandomfest.livejournal.com/
- There's currently a round of fandom pimpage going on there; it started February 1.

http://fandom-of-one.livejournal.com/
- A small fandoms' newsletter that also allow fandom pitches.


Do you know other places to meet minor fandom fans? Good pitching strategies?

Ugh craving.

[(Anonymous)]

I just got a really intense craving for a donut, but I don't want to have to put on clothes and go get one. Or technically at least 6, because who goes to the store and buys one donut?

Black Princeton Professor arrested over parking tickets

[(Anonymous)]

"A black Princeton professor is protesting her arrest during a traffic stop last week, saying she was mistreated because of her race by two white police officers who searched her and handcuffed her to a table.
The police chief in Princeton, N.J., however, said the officers had followed department policy in arresting the professor, Imani Perry."

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/02/10/nyregion/black-princeton-professor-protests-her-parking-ticket-arrest.html?_r=0&referer=https://www.google.com/

Is she right?

Porn in a hurry!

[(Anonymous)]

What's your favorite porn selection, five minutes or less?

No buildup, none of this plot action, just hot and ready in less time it takes to cook up a hot pocket. Video or gif, m/f, f/f, m/m, or solo, I don't care. What's your favorite?

(frozen comment) Porny porn porn

[(Anonymous)]

Apparently a different anon got cold feet. But mine are toasty warm, so link us to your favorite no-nonsense porn. No faffing around before they get to it, no plot, no 30 minutes dedicated to one blowjob from one angle.

Just good porn meant to get you off fast. Eh, let's say 15 minutes or less. All types, but maybe mention what you're posting in the subject or comment so nobody's surprised by BDSM or pissing or what have you.

Windows 10

[(Anonymous)]

I have Windows 8.1 now, but I'm considering upgrading. Has anyone upgraded to 10? If so, what are your opinions? For those who haven't upgraded, what are your reasons?

Cause of ire

[(Anonymous)]

Someone is really grumpy here today. Is there a reason?

Secret Spotlight

[dancing_clown]

All secrets in this post were chosen from the ongoing F!S Index

WARNING: Some secrets may not be work safe and may contain spoilers, triggers, and other unpleasantness.

Inspired by the porn thread above

[(Anonymous)]

How about the opposite? What are you favorite slow build-up, some story-setting, lots of foreplay videos?

Cars

[(Anonymous)]

So, my car was recently totaled and I'm wondering what my next car should be. What type of car do you have and how do you like it? Or if you don't have a license, do you have a dream car you'd like? Also, feel free to offer suggestions. The most important thing is that it can handle severe winter weather.

Related to secret 10

[(Anonymous)]

What fictional holidays are your favorite or ones that you would like to celebrate? For example, Festivus, Hogswatch, Merlinpeen, Galentine's Day?

Cassie Clare

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/feb/10/sherrilyn-kenyon-sues-cassandra-clare-for-wilfully-copying-her-novels

Cassie Clare's at it again.

Because US politics is hilarious.

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/hillary-clinton/12150600/ImNotKiddingMaddi-trends-after-Hillary-Clinton-sends-email-asking-for-a-dollar-after-New-Hampshire-vote.html

Ahahaha.

[fscom]

Games thread!

Mew codes, anyone?!

[(Anonymous)]

Did anyone here manage to snag an extra Mew code from Gamestop? I went today and my Gamestop was all out - they're supposed to run through February, so sad! :(

I have various legendaries and Shinies to trade, including a clone of a allegedly legitimate Japanese Mew.