[ SECRET POST #6455 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6455 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 48 secrets from Secret Submission Post #923.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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General comments:

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Your favorite horny secrets on FS!

[(Anonymous)]

Or just horny secrets in general.

Re: Your favorite horny secrets on FS!

[(Anonymous)]

Peter Dinklage... Just, Peter Dinklage.

Re: Your favorite horny secrets on FS!

[(Anonymous)]

The "Slap That Like the Fin of an Angry Cod" one lives in my mind. And forget rent, it's stealing electricity from highs school memories and burning trash from late nights with AO3 to keep warm.

Re: Your favorite horny secrets on FS!

[(Anonymous)]

I don't remember if it was a comment thread or inspired by a comment, but someone claimed KinnPorsche as the king of sex scenes which let me to watching the show (not my thing) and reading all of the fic (very much my thing, hello most of my favourite kinks).

Re: Your favorite horny secrets on FS!

[(Anonymous)]

The really off the wall ones, like the one a long time ago where a woman said Mickey Mouse in Kingdom Hearts made her hornier than her own husband. And the one where someone was turned on by the noise a Pokemon made... one of the fire pig evolutions, I forget its name.

Re: Your favorite horny secrets on FS!

[(Anonymous)]

I still think fondly of Philip Quast anon

Re: Your favorite horny secrets on FS!

[(Anonymous)]

There once was a Transformers fan who posted that G1 Autobot Hound was, ahem, the star in one of her dreams.

Another fan asked her how anyone the size of a small military vehicle could get it on with a human. (G1 Autobot Hound is a 1953 Mitsubishi J59 Military Jeep, "Willis".)

I laughed so damned hard I that I nearly hyperventilated.

What do you consider a red flag in real life?

[(Anonymous)]

(As opposed to fictional media.)

Re: What do you consider a red flag in real life?

[(Anonymous)]

Owning a Tesla.

Re: What do you consider a red flag in real life?

[(Anonymous)]

Has a gun.

Re: What do you consider a red flag in real life?

[(Anonymous)]

-Reads People magazine
-Is extremely vocal about only buying/eating Organic food
-Uses phrases like "good schools" in a non-sarcastic manner

Their favorite book is either Ayn Rand or Fight Club

[(Anonymous)]

You can enjoy those books and not be a walking talking red flag, but to claim them as your favorites is sus

Re: What do you consider a red flag in real life?

[(Anonymous)]

Straight men that list themselves as "not political" on dating sites.

That either means "I'm fine with the status quo" or "I'm conservative, but I know if I say that, women will run from me."

Re: What do you consider a red flag in real life?

[(Anonymous)]

Rude to waitstaff/anyone they have "power" over

right-wing 'dogwhistle' opinions, I won't get into specifics

using the word "woke" without air quotes

listing to the Joe Rogan podcast

having a gun without proper safety measure and storage

letting your cat out at night (there are easier ways to feed the coyotes)

Re: What do you consider a red flag in real life?

[(Anonymous)]

They think there is a difference between Ephebophilia and Paedophilia. And probably have strong opinions on age of consent laws in multiple countries.

Re: What do you consider a red flag in real life?

[(Anonymous)]

Owns an Air BnB. Asshole.

Re: What do you consider a red flag in real life?

[(Anonymous)]

Referring to women as "females"

Re: What do you consider a red flag in real life?

[(Anonymous)]

Lack of empathy.

Performative empathy.

Shit-talking people/gossiping, especially about exes or friends.

Using any kind of bigoted language 1) not in the context of a quote or play/other media and 2) that is intended to punch down at/demean a marginalized person in real life, and 3) doubling down when called out on it instead of shutting up and reflecting on it.

People who talk the talk but don't walk the walk, especially when it comes to important matters (like family, or just being a decent human).

Addicts of any kind who refuse help and don't manage their addiction.

Guys who get older but their girlfriends don't.

At this point, anybody who is still a US Republican. Or anyone still on the "both sides" bullshit or thinking their vote doesn't matter - you're just telling me you didn't pay attention in Government class. (And I know someone's going to go "I live in overwhelmingly (color) state! My vote doesn't matter!" Assuming this is true if each and every one of you showed up to every election, you are the exception. I'm talking about people who can't see the bigger picture here.) Whether or not you realize it, you're someone who doesn't believe a large chunk of the population doesn't deserve human rights, or you support someone with those beliefs.

Anyone who worships misogynists/racists/bigots/misandrists/anyone LGBTQ-phobic.

Anyone who thinks your fictional preferences/morals reflect your real life preferences/morals, no exceptions.

Re: What do you consider a red flag in real life?

[(Anonymous)]

Supporting Islamist terrorism/Free Palestine BS.
Thinking Israeli/Jewish deaths are justified no matter what.
Open borders for your home country.
Love for Andrew Tate.
Love for plenty of stupid reality TV shows.
Those idiots on college campuses that went and willingly converted to Islam months ago. (Good luck wearing a bikini on the beach and being queer, assholes!)

Re: What do you consider a red flag in real life?

[(Anonymous)]

Double standards and hypocrisy.

Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

... but you wouldn't mind if someone else made them for you! As always, including the fandom and full character names is a big help, and while I'm definitely not the world's greatest expert at secret design, I'll try my best. Please note that secrets with lots of text are sometimes difficult to accommodate and I'll give it a shot but might not be able to make secrets where the text is so lengthy that I can't fit it into the limited space.

I'll monitor this thread until tomorrow's secret post goes up, so feel free to leave your comments until then!

Yours truly,

a secret maker

P.S. Please don't worry if you've submitted a secret and it hasn't been posted yet. I usually post these threads before running out of the previous batch of secrets to get a head start on the next batch.

What's up, Buttercup?

[(Anonymous)]

I agreed to extra work tonight and I am very angry at past me for doing so. I don't want to go in. :( I hate evening shifts. But more money is always a plus!

What're you up to today/tonight? Anything fun to look forward to or anything you are dreading?

Youtube Videos you last watched or enjoyed?

[(Anonymous)]

My last three:

An over two hour analysis of King Candy from the Wreck It Ralph movie by Randomalistic (they're pretty new to making fandom essays, but I really really enjoyed their humor)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgBQ1dXN9uk

The Queer Subtext of Shoujo Manga by Colleen's Manga Recs that's half hour long - pretty interesting history with a list of manga I intend to check out when I can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGot4nH-clI

Weird Art, Mixed Media & Unrestricted Access to the Internet by mara, about 1 and a half hours long.
A really interesting look on weird media and 'outsider art' that has been posted online.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_n_gmINZTI

San Fransisco vs NYC

[kaijinscendre]

My sister and I are trying to decide on where to go for a 4 day (maybe 5 day) trip to either NYC or San Fran. We want to be able to use public transportation the whole time. We enjoy visiting museums (she likes are ones). We also want to try a Michelin star restaurant. This will be in the first or third week of October.

I've never been to CA, we have both visited NYC but that was just for a day to see The Lion King.

Which would you choose? Why?