[ SECRET POST #2971 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2971 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 086 secrets from Secret Submission Post #425.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
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2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

Black History Month Stream: Racism

[blessez_moi]

I asked Noodles to type this for me because he’s good at this, but the idea was mine plus in the horrible spirit of this stream, It ok tho he has a black girlfriend!

Black History month! We need a stream that reflects that! … and the week after this you’ll get it! But this stream is going to kinda… be the opposite. Movies that are downright awful if not insulting. Starring people we hope were paid very very well for the trouble (note: They weren’t. Not enough. Not damn near enough)

First on the line. Richard Pryor is going to be bought to be the plaything of a young rich white kid and… seriously how the fuck did this thing get approved anytime after 1960. Yet another unneeded import of a European film but now with a black person added into a highly inappropriate roll THE TOY.

Then a movie which got Roger Eberts rare “Zero Star” rating. With quite possibly it’s only redeeming value being an inspiration for Django Unchained’s creation, this 1975 shitpile is about White Men dehumanizing, raping and exploiting Black Women, while dehumanizing, murdering and exploiting Black Men. The White men are protagonists. Prepare to go “Holy shit, wasn’t this racist even for the 1970’s? (It was)

Then, to add some levity to the night’s proceedings after that godawful mess, you remember the movie “Shampoo”? Where Warren Beaty does hair and does his customers even better? You know what this movie needed? A Blaxploitation cover! BLACK SHAMPOO (That is what they named it, yes)! And since Romance isn’t bad ass enough, when this Sex Machine isn’t with the ladies, he’s a murder machine to those who cross him! (The mob, in this case).

6pm EST Tonight, on Noodles stream!

http://www.livestream.com/kagato23

Collapsable

[blessez_moi]

Learned how to do this!

[fscom]

Official clickables thread.

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2. ONE POST PER USER under in this thread.
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[manzana]

[fscom]

General comments:

(If the thread contains triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

Inspired by secret 11

[(Anonymous)]

Manlets.

When will they learn???

Anon Meme is up

[case]

http://fandomsecrets.dreamwidth.org/1168539.html

Here!

how's the weather?

[diet_poison]

It's surprisingly warmer than it's been the past couple of weeks, and also actually sunny, but the roads are fucking awful and I'm sick of walking through snow. I went out to run some errands and had a few near misses...probably should have stayed home.

Please come quickly, May and June! <3

how is it where you are, F!S?

Most tannish thing your parents have done recently

[(Anonymous)]

Tell me your stories!

OSCAR PREDICTIONS

[(Anonymous)]

Put in your predictive ballots. You can do it in Will Win/Should Win format, if you so desire.

who is your anti vaxxer?

[(Anonymous)]

A few days ago someone had the theory that everyone knows one anti vaxxer with whom they have tried to argue. This would be the reason that everyone repeatedly tells everyone how much they hate anti vaxxers even if they aren't there. So to test that: Who is your anti vaxxer? Feel free to vent.

TW: Eating disorders and self-harm

[(Anonymous)]

Short-lived shows you miss

[leisuretime]

Let's define short-lived as 1-2 seasons, 3 if one was short. Tell us your show(s) and a little bit about them. Mine in the replies.

Nana by Ai Yazawa

[supermanda]

I FINALLY HAVE IT IN MY HANDS. ENGLISH DUBBED DVD SET OF THE ENTIRE SERIES.

Buuuuut it's totally not playable on anything I have that's region-locked, like my DVD player, my PS3, and my PS4. Probably my PS2, which I haven't tried out, admittedly.

I guess I sort of rushed that one, huh? Read the fine print, ladies and gents lmao

At least I can play it on my laptop, which gives me a few chances to change the regional code. And I could always hook it up to my TV so I could enjoy it in bed on a decently sized screen.

So that's a bit of work, but totally worth it. I HAVE IT AT LAST. *In Jafar's voice* It's all mine~~

I feel like no one will want to squee with me because who here knows what Nana even is anyway.

/obscure fandom issues

but omgggggg

E-cards?

[(Anonymous)]

Does anyone know of a good site where you can send free e-cards that don't have a bunch of ads? I need a tasteful 'sorry for your loss'.

Just a small fic rant....

[tabaqui]

that doesn't really fit in the anon meme.

If someone has had their ARM DISLOCATED, they are not going to go jostling home in a vehicle, strip, shower, dress in pants *and* shirt, and *flop* onto a chair and then - and only then - tell their buddy to 'pop' their shoulder back in. It just does not work that way, holy fucking gods.

Also? TW fandom? I don't recall seeing one single person on there, with the possible exception of Mrs. McCall or the Sheriff, drink coffee. Please stop writing *every single character* as a shuffling zombie who cannot function without a Big Gulp-sized coffee in their belly. Please.

FASHION

[supermanda]

I'm trying to get into fashion. I am so very envious of people who can look at a dress and just know it's an Oscar de la Renta gown. Or can look at a blazer and can tell it's totally Chanel.

I've started visiting style.com and have watched some documentaries, like The September Issue (Anna Wintour of Vogue) and have even started watching McQueen and I (Alexander McQueen) on Youtube. I picked up 4 different magazines too! Fashion, Vogue, Harper's Bazaar, Porter. I've read through Fashion, which was fun, and Vogue, which I'll definitely be subscribing to. Haven't gone through Porter Magazine yet, and have just started reading Harper's Bazaar.

I think I'm on the right track! But I really want to do as much research as I can on this. I'm actually genuinely passionate about fashion, it's so much fun, and I'll never take it seriously in the way someone in the business would, naturally. So it will always be fun.

Any recs? Like books, docs, interviews, what's your favourite magazine?, etc.

Sera Misgenders Krem

[(Anonymous)]

When did this happen?

Dating Sims

[(Anonymous)]

Hey. Just played the fuck out of the uncensored version of HUNIEPOP.

It was good.

I WANT MOOOOOOORE!

Help a pervert out?

The Wire

[kaijinscendre]

I know there are some Wire fans on here. Anyone got any ideas of what I should GIF from the first season? Just need some ideas so I can play around with how they will look (lighting wise and such). All I have done so far is the title card. :P

Just the first season because that is all I have watched so far (I am on season two).

Random question

[(Anonymous)]

Has anyone here moved (permanently) from the US to the UK, or known someone who has? How difficult is it? How complicated/confusing would it be for someone with a cognitive disability?

[(Anonymous)]

I wish my cats would die. Another family member got them and I can't stand them. They are messy and assholes. Bitey, scratchy animals suck.


Before you freak out, no I am not planning to murder them. And yes, they are healthy and happy. Too healthy and happy, the fat bastards.

[fscom]

Games thread!

Riddles!

[(Anonymous)]

Share a riddle and see if anyone can figure it out! If you can't think of any yourself, try finding one that isn't very well known.