[ SECRET POST #3363 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3363 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 101 secrets from Secret Submission Post #481.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

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Shit Stream: POE TV HAS SOME SHIT! (Part 1)

[insanenoodlyguy]

You can find whole movies on POETV! I've found so many and I keep saying I should stream them, but I never do! Since I have enough to do whole streams many times over, I'm going to do just that!

Narcotics agent Tom Wilde is given a second chance at life after being shot and killed. In a futuristic experiment, agent Wilde is returned to life as an Android Robot. He is sent on a very dangerous mission into the depths of the golder Triangle to rescue Sophie, a beautiful undercover agent who has been captured by the evil drug warlord Mr. Young and his inhuman creation the Vampire Beast. A Godfrey Ho dubbed classic, ROBO VAMPIRE!

Then, one more ST. Paddy's movie! An irish martial arts film? Is it good? FUCK NO! THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE! It's got angsty flashbacks to shit we've seen in the movie already! But it is irish! And there is punching and kicking and also an Irish Obi Wan Hobo! You can find whole movies on POETV! I've found so many and I keep saying I should stream them, but I never do! Since I have enough to do whole streams many times over, I'm going to do just that!

Narcotics agent Tom Wilde is given a second chance at life after being shot and killed. In a futuristic experiment, agent Wilde is returned to life as an Android Robot. He is sent on a very dangerous mission into the depths of the golder Triangle to rescue Sophie, a beautiful undercover agent who has been captured by the evil drug warlord Mr. Young and his inhuman creation the Vampire Beast. A Godfrey Ho dubbed classic, ROBO VAMPIRE!

Then, one more ST. Paddy's movie! An irish martial arts film? Is it good? FUCK NO! THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE! It's got angsty flashbacks to shit we've seen in the movie already! But it is irish! And there is punching and kicking and also an Irish Obi Wan Hobo! FATAL DEVIATION!

Finally, NSFW, the italians Ripped of Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS! It needed more boobs, some racism, and of course, Lesbians! Evil Nazi Lesbians! Spaghetti schlock at it's finest, SS HELL CAMP, aka THE BEAST IN HEAT!



This is a SHIT STREAM! I don't just do those anymore, but I won't not do them either! So get some lowered expecatations and get ready to laugh at all the wrong mometns!

6pm EST! NEW STREAM ADDRESS!

http://livestream.com/insanenoodlyguy

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Official clickables thread.

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General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

Fictional races or species

[(Anonymous)]

If you were a member of a fictional race or species, which do you think you would be?

Which "would you be" based on culture or personality, not which you "would prefer to be" based on "really wanting to be a dragon"

Actors who have faded away into obscurity...

[(Anonymous)]

...that you still think about? Child actors too.

Question thread

[(Anonymous)]

For life's burning questions.

(Or anything you want help from f!s for really.)

I'm such a bad nerd!

[dancingmouse]

What makes you feel like a "bad nerd"?

Like, for instance. I don't like D&D. I'll talk Star Trek all day, I'll read comic books until Doomsday, I'll play any video game you put in front of me. Hand me a D&D character sheet and I'll be like "...No thanks."

The moment when Gawker gets called out in court for joking about child porn

[(Anonymous)]

https://youtu.be/-Pr8S44o6N4?t=4m21s

Fantastic.

For reference of what was said.

“Can you imagine a situation where a celebrity sex tape would not be newsworthy?”

Daulerio answered flatly, “If they were a child.”

“Under what age?” attorney Charles Harder asked.

“Four,” he said.

“No four-year-old sex tapes, OK,” Harder said.

Daredevil season 2

[(Anonymous)]

Have you watched it yet, and if you have did you like it?

Mastermind and gunman behind the Paris attacks caught

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.news.com.au/world/europe/salah-abdeslam-the-main-fugitive-from-november-attacks-reportedly-shot-and-arrested-in-molenbeek-brussels/news-story/723ef345b112c7d47f97b0f32d57cacc

THE most-wanted fugitive from November’s Paris attacks has been arrested in Brussels after four months on the run.

Belgium’s Secretary of State for Asylum and Migration, Theo Francken told reporters “we got him”, referring to 26-year-old Salah Abdeslam.
Abdeslam is believed to have been among several attackers who targeted cafes, a rock concert and a stadium in Paris’ deadliest attacks in decades, which killed 130 people.

Belgian Prime Minister Charles Michel says police faced armed resistance during a raid that captured Abdeslam and two suspects harbouring him overnight, stating it was a major win in the “fight against terrorism.” A further two suspects have since been detained.

You can Only Pick One

[philstar22]

If you had to pick just one fandom you could be in for the rest of your life, what would it be? You can't watch any others, talk about them, write about them, read fic, look at art. But you can do everything with the one fandom.

What would you pick and why?

Man these secrets are boring today

[(Anonymous)]

Post wank?

Chronic Illness Moaning

[(Anonymous)]

I have an (as yet undiagnosed) chronic illness. It causes severe fatigue, so bad that sometimes I can't even lift my head without feeling sick at the exertion. My mum, jokingly, called me lazy the other day and it really upset me. I'm having to move back in with my parents because I'm broke and my housemate decided to move out on me. I just know my parents are constantly going to get at me for needing to sleep so much.

I tried to explain to my boyfriend why this upsets me so much and he just didn't get it. He said it was probably a good thing that I'd be staying with people who'd force me to be active. He doesn't seem to get that fatigue isn't the same as tiredness: it's not that I don't want to get up, it's that I can't.

Most Hipster Thing You've Ever Heard

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by the wank thread.

Anti-capitalists

[(Anonymous)]

Why is anti-capitalism so big in certain circles right now?

Politics but not really

[(Anonymous)]

What would your ideal system of government look like?

What fictional cities or countries do you like best from a political standpoint?

[(Anonymous)]

i deserve to feel this way

everything i say do and think is an act of abuse

i deserve to feel this way

i deserve this

what's your favorite sandwich?

[(Anonymous)]

All because of the BLT joke in the wank thread. Go!

Transformers Fan Art Question

[(Anonymous)]

Does anyone know where I can get a picture of Optimus Prime as a Ghost? It is for tumblr image. Either a free to use image, or a who a decent (but cheap) fan artist might be who would be willing to take on a commission?

writing thread

[(Anonymous)]

Today I opened my (pre-TFA) Star Wars fic about Ben's betrayal and its affect on Han, Leia and Luke. It's kind of jossed now but I don't care. Mostly I'm just happy that the months away gave me clearer eyes and made me realize the bit I was agonizing over wasn't far off from where I wanted it to be after all.

Now I'm thinking it could be done by this time next week and am very happy. Even though a totally irrational part of me is trying to say I've missed the window for most views.

Recs thread.....? (Am I too late?)

[tabaqui]

Secret 15 made me desperately want to read some good HP fic. (Plus, i rewatched the movies the other week.)

I'd love some stories where Draco isn't left to be forced into becoming a Voldemort follower (my gods, him nearly breaking down in the bathroom, when Harry comes to find him and they fight? He is so ready to be 'rescued' at that point), where he's allowed into the 'magic circle' and becomes one of Dumbledore's followers, instead, or Harry's...something.

Just let Draco have Harry and Hermione and Ron for friends and some Harry/Draco, please! Bonus points if Harry either refuses to go back to the Dursley's and/or gets his own place (he's rich!) and/or some adult realizes how crappy that situation is.

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If you're going to post porn/nudity, please link and warn (instead of embedding). (Warn as in give people a heads up, not because triggers or anything)

Thanks!

[(Anonymous)]

My gecko died...

I don't really have anyone else to tell.

Gonna miss that little asshole.

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Games thread!